Stupid Canadian Priest on Video games: Games make kids fat/perfect for ass-raping

[CptStern]

In his column for Canada's conservative National Post, Father Raymond DeSouza writes:

I learned the truth about video games the hard way, and so this is the lesson I offer for free: Don?t play video games. Don?t own them. And for the sake of all that is good and holy, don?t buy them for your children?

Since [deleting Tetris] I have never played another video game. It?s too dangerous. Video games take what is most precious ? time and thought. And they are making kids fat.

Video games are like a black hole into which time disappears?They are the crack cocaine of the electronic world?

Did I mention that far too many video games celebrate graphic violence, multifarious delinquency and borderline pornography? I don?t have to. Tetris had none of that, and it was deadly enough.

http://www.destructoid.com/holy-man...wingly-labels-himself-a-douchebag-59362.phtml

omg tetris is deadly, alert the internets!!!

and now to rip his arguments apart:

I learned the truth about video games the hard way, and so this is the lesson I offer for free: Don?t play video games. Don?t own them. And for the sake of all that is good and holy, don?t buy them for your children?

a little too late?

Since [deleting Tetris] I have never played another video game.

making you the ideal candidate to give on an opinion on video games ..hey I'm a former catholic, my opinion on the church is just as valid as yours ...right? God is a bastard cuz he kills puppies and little old ladies: FACT!!! therefore you should stay away from god cuz he might kill your puppy/grandma

It?s too dangerous. Video games take what is most precious ? time and thought. And they are making kids fat.

not the 12 cheeseburgers, the bucket of extra crispy deep fried chicken necks, side of coleslaw, macoroni, what passes for potato salad, and an oversized basket of cheese fries smothered in gravy, ketchup and vinegar, and a "diet" coke ..it's the video games, definately the video games and nothing else

Video games are like a black hole into which time disappears?

you mean like reciting the stations of the cross? praying to the rosary or ****ing kneeling and standing for 40 god awful minutes while you lecture us on the evils of masterbation (rich coming from a group best known for fondling little boys)

They are the crack cocaine of the electronic world?

he's an expert on crack now? jebus the church sure is liberal these days ..i wonder if they're allowed to be gay

Did I mention that far too many video games celebrate graphic violence, multifarious delinquency and borderline pornography?

have you played a video game ..oh that's right the last time was tetris .. store manniquins have more sex appeal than most video games ..they're far more lifelike and wont give you the blue screen of death when you insert your johnson into the first available hole

I don?t have to. Tetris had none of that, and it was deadly enough.

responsible for the deaths of 2356 boys, 31 girls, one woman, 13 squirrels and hundreds of deer due to feelings of failure after performing poorly at Cabelas Deer Hunt


stfu father Mcchurchy and go back to preaching about the ills of masterbation and associated blindness

 

[Wanted Bob]

What a horrible arguement, he's a nutter for sure.

have you played a video game ..oh that's right the last time was tetris .. store manniquins have more sex appeal than most video games ..they're far more lifelike and wont give you the blue screen of death when you insert your johnson into the first available hole

Rofl

 

[Emporius]

Bloody poofter priests

 

[Tagaziel]

Why do we provide coverage and exposure of mindless people?

 

[Emporius]

Why do we provide coverage and exposure of mindless people?

Because the church has money, too much money

 

[CptStern]

the national post is embarrassingly stupid ..they'd have to be to run that editorial

Why do we provide coverage and exposure of mindless people?

unfortunately this is right in my backyard ..the national post is one of canada's largest newspapers (thank you mr Black, that's what Canada needed another stupid conservative newspaper)and is published not too far from me ..the priest most likely is in the toronto archdiocese

 

[JFry]

only in canada eh?

 

[CptStern]

only in canada eh?

pretty sure that sort of thing happens in the US ....no?

 

[Deleted member 56031]

 

[Wanted Bob]

Now THATS a good picture!

 

[Qonfused]

pretty sure that sort of thing happens in the US ....no?

If it didn't you wouldn't have anything to post.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Just a thought, but what happens when Stern's post count reaches 30,000?

 

[Emporius]

Just a thought, but what happens when Stern's post count reaches 30,000?

He is encircled by beams of light, the earth stirs for the first time in a millenia as the sweet sound of angel's voices rise above the din of every creature on earth crying out victoriously as his luminous body is raised up to the heavens, making sky, earth, and space meet in a glorious fusion of completeness that resounds throughout the Universe...

Then I get bored and make a sandwich

 

[CptStern]

If it didn't you wouldn't have anything to post.

well there's always iraq ...american foreign policy, the bush administration ..hell if need be I could post a retrospective of past dirty deeds, sort of as a round up of the last century leading up to our current position ..that could easily push me past 30,000 posts ...in fact I might just do that /skips away to politics forum ....tra-la-la

 

[Stigmata]

If it didn't you wouldn't have anything to post.

 

[Raziaar]

Stupid Canadian Priest on Video games: Games make kids fat/perfect for ass-raping

I don't know about you guys, but when I play video games I feel my sphincter loosening considerably.

 

[mastag]

I don't know about you guys, but when I play video games I feel my sphincter loosening considerably.

Unfortunately, I don't feel right having 2 quotes by the same person in my sig.

But I came close.

 

[Raziaar]

Unfortunately, I don't feel right having 2 quotes by the same person in my sig.

But I came close.

Hahaha. <3

Damn, we could really use more Razi quotes on these forums, too! :cheese:

 

[Kyorisu]

Done and done.

 

[Barney Fife]

Just a thought, but what happens when Stern's post count reaches 30,000?

He'll probably expire ... I would.

 

[VirusType2]

Just a thought, but what happens when Stern's post count reaches 30,000?

It's like dividing by zero.