Stupidest thread you almost made?

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What is the stupidest thread you were about to make, then decided "Wow, this is too stupid" and stopped making it?

I was going to make a thread about 'What colour are your socks' once... There are more but I can't be bothered to remember them.

I would say this thread, but it's already made.
 
I didn't make this thread but...

this thread.
 
You can't be bothered to remember them, and yet you make this thread?
 
I was going to make a thread about what stupid threads people have almost made.

Then I realised the first page would consist entirely of this joke, repeated.
 
You ask people if they sit here hitting the refresh button all day...do you just sit here hitting the New Thread button all day? Seriously.
 
The Miscellaneous thread has learned to reproduce itself virally. It cannot of course call itself the same thing the same way a virus cannot take hold in a host that's been affected by the virus before, since the host will recognize the epitope (or the admins will recognize the subject). Indeed, the admins have attempted to stop this virus (recognized by its subject name) on a couple of cases here recently. However, like a natural virus, the Miscellaneous bug has simply changed its name, thus buying it enough time to replicate while the immune system learns to identify it.

In light of this, I propose that the Lounge have its name changed to 'The Tonsils', not because it should be removed, but because I think it'd be a hoot.

Also, does this post serve as the function of a helper T cell, or does it only promote the spread of this virus? Is anyone else fascinated by watching an otherwise normal topic (not this one... what does 'what guys are do you like' even mean? All your base?) have its otherwise normal, interesting conversation slowly changed into a fountain of viral particles (otherwise known as a flame war or derailment) until the cell (topic) has been completely taken over?

on topic: bike camping this weekend, woot!

edit - what? How's this post get here? It's supposed to be in another topic. In retrospect, this thread's off to a good start too.
 
I almost made a catmario thread. Actually, I probably will anyway.
 
I was going to make a poll thread where you could vote on if you thought there were too many polls, but hesitated.

Frustrated with the amount of useless polls that were popping up, two days later, I made the thread anyway and got infractions.
 
You ask people if they sit here hitting the refresh button all day...do you just sit here hitting the New Thread button all day? Seriously.

And yet people do both. :|
 
When he was still here, I nearly made a thread asking how many people hated alyxvance (the forum member). I knew I would probably get banned, though, so i didn't.
 
I was going to make a thread saying girls exsisted on the internet
But obviously they do not
duhhh
 
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
 
All my threads were 'almost'. But then I hit submit. :(

I was going to make a thread saying girls exsisted on the internet
But obviously they do not
duhhh

Well... considering approximately half the planets population is female, I suppose it's mathematically possible that there are women on the internet.

But it's more mathematically feasible that those women are managing their porn sites.
 
I forgot them all because I never actually made them.
 
I've started a lot of stupid threads, usually for my own amusement. But never almost. Almost is for cowards. I go all the way.
 
i was gonna make a thread of what was your favorite thread..

but then i thought most people will put the misc thread
 
I was going to make a thread saying girls exsisted on the internet
But obviously they do not
duhhh
Not long ago I almost made a thread claiming you were a man. That would be too assholish though.

Also, I almost made one asking about cooking. True story. :/
 
None come to mind... I almost never have a thought of a thread I should make, I just play the lurking game. Or maybe I'm just dense.
 
Dog, you would have had yours had you decided not to make this thread.
 
Meh, most, if not all, of my threads get buried anyway. I can't do nuthin' stoopid on this forum.
 
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