Super Boobs save the day! (not as sexy as it sounds)

[Omnomnick]

While doing some research for some coursework I came across this...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html

A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.

:O

 

[Vegeta897]

Correction, this is in fact even sexier than it sounds.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

...woah.

 

[lefty]

I do have to say it did not quite meet my expectations.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

""However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.""

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kind of sexy until:

"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

D:

 

[Krynn72]

Imagining this in slow motion made my pants wet.



Then imagining the implants popping made my pants dry again.

 

[Saturos]

Imagining this in slow motion made my pants wet.



Then imagining the implants popping made my pants dry again.

I thought the silicon used in implants was a semi-solid substance?

Oh, and go change your drahs for the love of god. I sure nobody wants to smell your yogurt.

 

[Raziaar]

Nothing quite like fragments of breast. And I bet her skin all over was horribly bruised too from the trauma.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal

:O

crash

Awwww...

 

[Nitre]

Wait, what research were you doing to find this?

 

[Omnomnick]

Physics work. About Car Safety. I googled 'car safety devices' and it comes up with this

 

[Phobie]

smell your yogurt.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Erugh.rewetwetgw. That made me go ;(

 

[Nitre]

Physics work. About Car Safety. I googled 'car safety devices' and it comes up with this

Sounds good to me. The less physics involved the better.

Although arguably, there was more physics involved in that car crash than most others.

 

[Asus]

I'm pretty sure it's old.

google "Crash victim saved by breast implants"
There is even an article with a picture.

 

[VirusType2]

The cheers could be heard around the world as news of this hit the streets. Dissatisfied men everywhere had new ammo in the fight to persuade their mate to have breast implants.

In other news, stocks of air bag manufacturers plummeted today for the first time since their introduction.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Jesus that's ****ing nasty.