Super Bowl XLIV

If I wanted to see a bunch of dudes touch balls I'd go hang out with Qonfused.
 
Looks like the game is over, 3 mins left and Saints are ahead by 14.
 
Rednecks shooting their guns outside after every good saints play is more than enough to make me hate the Saints with every fiber of my body.
 
My parents are watching it right now, but I find it difficult to care less about football than I already do.
 
Watching any sports is boring as ****, playing football (both kinds) is fun, hockey, tennis even all fun to play - watching on TV? Probably the most boring thing one can do.
 
Watching any sports is boring as ****, playing football (both kinds) is fun, hockey, tennis even all fun to play - watching on TV? Probably the most boring thing one can do.

Must not be boring to 100,000,000+ people...
 
So who else is watching? I'm rooting Saints.

how the hell did you manage to buttsecks the whole saints team ? Did you do them individually, or did you do the ol locker room orgy ?
 
I only watched the half-time show, and the Who were ****ing incredible!
 
I only watched the half-time show, and the Who were ****ing incredible!

You thought they were good? Because they sounded like they were singing their last song. Ever.

Oh and pedophilia.
 
Super bowl?
More like [witty pun here]
 
So I'm here in Louisiana (home of the Saints) and after the Super Bowl my friend says a bunch of people are going out to get some drinks. We figure the Saints just won so people will be out celebrating and it could be good times. Well, my friend gets to Applebees (one of only 4 places that serve drinks in this shit town) and its completely dead. He calls me up while im driving there and says change of plans, we go to Chili's. We all get to chili's and its practically dead. Theres two other tables there besides us. What the hell? we says. We wait 15 minutes for them to push two tables together for us, and we sit down ready to drink the lame night away. Guy comes up and one of us ask "what do you have for drafts?" The waiter responds "we're dry on sundays"

Everyone just looks down as realization that this town we hate so much is even worse than we thought. Me and four others order just a glass of water, two ordered apetizers and one ordered actual food. When the guy with food finished we all went home.

F*ck Louisiana, F*ck the Saints, and f*ck religion. I hate living here so god damn much.

EDIT: Yeah warped... Look how CRAAAAAZY they're going! They look like they're all just lost. "Oh how'd I get here? Oh cool the saints won, how do I leave?" I've seen bigger, wilder celebrations when my town's highschool football team won a game against our town's other football team.
 
Seems like Krynn wasnt feeling the love.

Im glad the Saints won. Love it when an underdog comes in and does the unexpected.

Plus, the people needed a morale boost. Even if it only lasts a few days or a week, atleast they can have something to celebrate.
 
Pfft, like people would be partying at Chilis or Applebees.
 
Like I said, theres 4 places within 45 miles of here that serve alcohol. And the only real bar was closed.
 
Found this on The Escapist.

Last year Left 4 Dead 1 ended near the Allegheny National Forest near Pittsburgh.
This year Left 4 Dead 2 ended in New Orleans.

Last Year the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Superbowl.
This Year the New Orleans Saints won the Superbowl
 
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