Super Duper Secret anti terrorist weapon killing terrer-ists by the dozens

[CptStern]

The dramatic drop in violence in Iraq is due in large part to a secret program the U.S. military has used to kill terrorists, according to a new book by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Bob Woodward.

The program -- which Woodward compares to the World War II era Manhattan Project that developed the atomic bomb -- must remain secret for now or it would "get people killed," Woodward said Monday on CNN's Larry King Live.

"The enemy has a heads up because they've been getting wiped out and a lot of them have been killed," he said. "It's not news to them.

"If you were a member of al Qaeda or the resistance or some extremist militia, you would be wise to get your rear end out of town," Woodward said. "It is very dangerous."

it's either scaler waves from space or a really big stick with a really big nail on the end

..in reality it's probably some sort of bomb that pretty much kills everyone in the area but doesnt leave any corpses, that way they can say they killed the terrerists without having to include civilian casualties in the mix

"they're all terrorists or else they wouldnt have disintegrated"

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html

 

[No Limit]

I thought this was an onion story at first. You have got to be ****ing kidding me.

Let me correct the above quote:

If you were brown, you would be wise to get your rear end out of town," Woodward said. "It is very dangerous."

 

[CptStern]

maybe they finally perfected the Gay Bomb ...they drop a bomb, the terrerists turn gay and all of the sudden they'd rather go shopping than wage war and as soon as they wave the pink flag of surrender coalition soldiers machine gun them to death ...mostly to preserve the "dont ask, dont tell" lifestyle they're so accustomed to

 

[Tyguy]

silly americans and their technology. We should go back to throwing stones and keep everything at an even level.

 

[CptStern]

silly americans and their technology. We should go back to throwing stones and keep everything at an even level.

agreed, start handing out IEDs and box cutters ...at least the number of civilian dead would drop dramatically

 

[Emporius]

Kinetic Strike?

 

[Tyguy]

i say we release all our prisoners and send them into iraq (excluding minor drug offenders). that would be a show

 

[CptStern]

i say we release all our prisoners and send them into iraq (excluding minor drug offenders). that would be a show

dont they already have enough criminals in uniform as it is?

 

[Tyguy]

dont they already have enough criminals in uniform as it is?

we get it, you hate america

 

[Absinthe]

So, is this bad?

It's bad, right?

 

[CptStern]

we get it, you hate america

after all this time you think I hate america? ..tsk tsk, I'm a little disappointed Ty

 

[Tyguy]

apparently anything with a "made in america" sticker is bad

after all this time you think I hate america? ..tsk tsk, I'm a little disappointed Ty

Im sorry, i meant to say the military

 

[CptStern]

nah just american foreign policy ..also the religious wackos/morality ninnies

 

[Tyguy]

i think we can agree on that

 

[Pesmerga]

Whenever I read Tyguy's posts, I want to punch him in his little face.

 

[Tyguy]

not with that frail little body

 

[ThunderDawg]

Well, I'm just glad we're getting something for the $450 Billion we spend every year on Defense.
We should have microscopic mosquito-bots that carry deadly virus by now. And health kits.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

And then you realize all that money goes to pay people's wages, and a few shiny new jets.

 

[Sulkdodds]

ARMY ANNOUNCES SECRET WEAPON

"We can't tell you anything about it at all," said a spokesman, "because it's secret. But it's really great, and it's working! Trust us!"

 

[VirusType2]

I think I've uncovered the Secret Weapon.

 

[Operational]

Actually I'm thinking this

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2201/combinemanhackir5.jpg

 

[AJ Rimmer]

in reality it's probably some sort of bomb that pretty much kills everyone in the area but doesnt leave any corpses

Called Napalm.

 

[CptStern]

ya but that usually leaves charred bodies ..that's why some marines have taken it upon themselves to use phospherous grenades as it eats away at the corpse

 

[Tyguy]

yay, burning flesh!!!

 

[CptStern]

buring flesh is full of carcogenics ..so you might not want to eat it

 

[Tyguy]

i just like the smell

 

[<RJMC>]

maybe is angry pigs whit explosvies dissguised as litle muhamed?

you know to make the terrorist go "oh theres is muhamed!*bow down*" and then the pigs gets close and BOOOOM!

 

[Seppo]

Yep, that must be it. Pigs disguised as muhamed, that's definitely it.

 

[CptStern]

heh, cultural faux pas ftw ..no, pigs are the opposite of being worshipped by muslims ..it's like bacon and jews ..or ham and cheese for jews ..or meat on good friday for christians ..or meat in general for hindus




perhaps the secret weapon is 72 virgins, I'm sure that would work every single time, it would with me ..can I be a terrerist?

 

[<RJMC>]

but what if the pigs have something like allah writen on it? they would go "oh crap now what I supossed to do?"

 

[nurizeko]

we get it, you hate america

Actually to be fair that was pretty valid (and depressing) criticism.

Whenever I read Tyguy's posts, I want to punch him in his little face.

Its not like your the most popular jock on the team either, pal.




Back on topic, my opinion is that the book and its claims are bullshit.

 

[delusional]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5FLcvC_an8

It looks like its some microwave weapon that melts metal and people.

 

[CptStern]

Back on topic, my opinion is that the book and its claims are bullshit.

he's been correct before:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Woodward#Watergate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Woodward#Involvement_in_the_Plame_scandal

 

[jverne]

why am i thinking it might be the termobaric bomb? :O

 

[unozero]

this is greta news.

 

[jverne]

i've watched the video...and you're right, it is probably some kind of direct energy weapon.



i'm really getting upset about that microwave technology for anti riot purposes.
if america has a few more bush/mccain administrations, i'm really thinking it might become a mild dictatorship, not as bad as north korea, but pretty shitty nonetheless. actually i couldn't give a shit about the US, i'm worried that european countries might get tempted too.
i don't know but the second amendment is starting to become alot more logical.

thing is that the army today has way better technology in an event of citizen revolt. so we probably wouldn't have that much of a chance.

i might be a bit paranoid, but i really have a bad feeling for the near future of western society. it's a good thing i don't give a damn about nationality...and i hope i will have the means to flee somewhere peaceful when the shit hits the fan.

what do you think?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

..and i hope i will have the means to flee somewhere peaceful when the shit hits the fan.

what do you think?

I think I'd rather stay here and be that shit that hits the fan, all over it's stupid stupid spinning blades.

Running only delays the inevitable, I say.

 

[Tyguy]

big magnifying glass strikes again

 

[CptStern]

this is greta news.

garbo? she's been dead for almost 20 years

 

[unozero]

typo >.>