Super Mario Safe Sex

[CyberPitz]

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/118931/Super_Mario_Sex_ED_tape.html

Oh yeah, you know you want it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

That's totally tubular!

 

[lePobz]

I'd hit it.

 

[The Monkey]

Our sex ed tapes were far more graphic than that D:

In junior high we had to watch through an entire birth. Brought me nightmares for weeks.

 

[CyberPitz]

My Sex ed included talking essentially like that. But we weren't allowed to see the girl part. But when they were rewinding the tape, they went too far, and we saw the girls drawing of a vag for a split second. All the boys were cheering. Ahh, to be in 5th grade again.

 

[Majestic XII]

I was brainwashed with sex ed when I was in school. Got to a point when it wasnt funny anymore

 

[giant384]

lol condom boots

 

[Que-Ever]

mm, banana.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

sperm ghosts, wtf.

 

[Danimal]

I find it funny that Mario's voice, as Italian as it gets, is contrasted with the completely calm, assertive and non-Italian voice of Luigi.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I think it was the same as the Mario videos (the real life actors).

 

[Vegeta897]

There's no way that's real...

Hell, they even used sounds from Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

 

[DannyC.]

How can you guys even PONDER if that's real or not?

Wasn't that funny, anyway.

 

[Vegeta897]

How can you guys even PONDER if that's real or not

I wasn't until I noticed so many people acting like it was real.

 

[watermonster]

Whoa, my internet provider blocks it. It's that bad?

 

[Taboo]

Haha. Sadly, that was probably more informative than my entire health class.