Superhero or Supervillian?

[falconwind]

Premise:

You are sitting at your computer, checking out the forums on halflife2.net, when suddenly [insert bizarre occurance here]. This endows you with the amazing power of [insert cool power here].

How will you use your new powers?

 

[NeLi]

I will build a monkey farm, breed monkeys, set them on fire, and create a new, ultimate flaming monkey race.

I will use that race to conquer you.

 

[el Chi]

Freeze and un-freeze time at will and be able to move around/alter things when it's all frozen. Self-gain and good. At first. It'd be great but eventually I'd get drunk on power and become hideously, uncontrolably evil. Muhahahaa!

 

[NeLi]

Freeze and un-freeze time at will and be able to move around/alter things when it's all frozen. Self-gain and good. At first. It'd be great but eventually I'd get drunk on power and become hideously, uncontrolably evil. Muhahahaa!

You can't beat my corrupted army of firemonkeys.

 

[CrazyHarij]

The power to have complete control over my mind.

 

[falconwind]

Forgot to post for myself.

Good and Self-Gain. I'd be generally good, but I'd still go around and destroy those really loud choppers (motorcycles) that roar down my street at night.

That, and I'd probably save lives here and there, if only to comphensate for all the money I steal from banks. I'm not totally unscrupulous, after all. :E

My powers, btw, would be phasing (turning invisible and being able to move through matter).

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

mind control would be nice every now and then considering the number of times a man thinks about sex in a day is about 300 :E


ehh.. that is, to control someone else's mind ..

 

[Dalamari]

Invisibility+no clip+god mode

Girls locker rooms and dressing rooms is where I will live.

 

[falconwind]

i like you sig, royal

i'd also settle for the powers of the Q.

*snaps fingers to submit post*

 

[The Dark Elf]

heh neat thread idea.. hmm, I'd probably go for evil, but end up having good.

Oh and edited your poll to accurately reflect the reason most people on this site would want to be a superhero

 

[AntiAnto]

That, and I'd probably save lives here and there, if only to comphensate for all the money I steal from banks. I'm not totally unscrupulous, after all. :E
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Why would you need money if you were a superhero with Mega Giga powers. You could just make things appear in front of you... like Half-Life 2 .

I chose Self-Gain and Good. Self-Gain for getting whatever I want (I've ever wanted to get Schtroumpf for myself).

 

[Dedalus]

for self gain, and to 'fix' a few things wrong with this world. some might see the 'fixing' as evil, others might see it as good.

 

[falconwind]

heh neat thread idea.. hmm, I'd probably go for evil, but end up having good.

Oh and edited your poll to accurately reflect the reason most people on this site would want to be a superhero

And here I thought I had that covered with "Self-Gain" silly me.

 

[HunterSeeker]

The first thing I would do is: get liad (Im sad).

Then I would use it to do good. Remove greed from humanity (at least the most extreme forms of it).

 

[Deadline]

Teleporting powers would be the best... figure for a job you could work for fedex or UPS and deliver packages instantly for a insane price and if you need to get away for a time, you could just teleport to some distant tropical island... or something. Oh and I would also need to be able to teleport items/people with me of course.

 

[<RJMC>]

I choose self-gain and good cuz I will hav what I want but I will be good

 

[PvtRyan]

For self gain and good, a nice trade off.

 

[A2597]

hmm...I'd go with the ability to channel from the Wheel of Time series...and definately for the good of mankind.

But in such a manner no one knows I have the powers...

 

[moppe]

I would probably go evil, since nobody could do anything about it.

And my power would be to give myself any power I want.

 

[Alec_85]

For Self-Gain and Evil. But voted for Ultimate Evil mwhohaha

 

[Atomi]

Freezing time would be kinda cool. I'd go and pull down somebodys pants and stuff things in their arse.

 

[Alec_85]

Freezing time would be kinda cool. I'd go and pull down somebodys pants and stuff things in their arse.

For Self-Gain and Good I presume.

/listens to: Terrance & Philip - Uncle ****A

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'd get myself laid :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

I want to be able to pee out of my finger ... convenient for those long car trips :E

 

[Varg|Hund]

Just self gain 'ere

 

[FoB_Ed]

Actually I'd use it for self-gain and to get laid. I'd like to have the power of flight. That would be so effing sweet to be able to fly unaided. Plus I'd be able to impress teh hawt girls

 

[Sui]

ive just been watching evangelion (japanese anime) so i would have to say that i would want to be the only kid in the whole world apart from a really, really sexy girl, who is capable of piloting a huge robot that links itself to you like the matrix (you need a certain type of mind i think, plus you have to be young).

anyway, i would use the big robot to do heroic things. Me and the uber sexy girl would save the world from big creatures, then i would be world famous! then one day i would take a bullet for the sexy girl that i was falling in love with, and the "bullet" (e.g. laser) would peirce the armour and take my arm off (this is getting strange, but bear with me). I go into a mad rampage and kill our opressor, bofore falling over in agony (in the robot, of couse). NOTE, this has nothing to do woth the anime, i just think it would be cool!

Anyway, i get a robot arm in place and me and the uber sexy woman have sex (this is set in the future when i have matured into a really handsome guy), before we depart on the hardest mission yet. After loads of kool robot combat we get our asses completely kicked, so i go into "hero" mode, and after a short speech (that the whoe world is blown over by) i would charge at the unbeatable enemy, and self destruct before escaping in a pod.

But i was hurt in the blast, and my uber- sexy lover comes sown and states how much she loves me, and tell me she is carrying my child. I say another random speech, then i die.

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Basically, they clone me as i am the only one who can pilot the robot apart form my uber sexy lover, butmy clone is really depressed as he is not the real me etc. etc. anyway, the clone lives another heroic life, and the world worships (the dead) me as the hero who gave his life to save the world.

anyway, this is a story i think to myself when listening ot music on the way to school, coz im a daydreamer like that. its not quite finished (or "thought") but im pretty sure the real me is not actually gonna be dead or something.

AND IF YOU THINK I AM SAD FOR THINKING ALL OF THIS ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL THEN YOU'RE RIGHT!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Thats...strange

How old are you again?

 

[Sui]

Thats...strange

hey, i guess it is. never really thought of that before

how old are you again?

15
and yes, i am a social reject. i have no idea why. would anyone like soem cheese?

 

[Alec_85]

Suicide42: Have you watched the whole series? You came pretty close there... It gets pretty CRAZY by the end :E (the creators must've been smoking all the strongest weed in the world at the same time damnit)

 

[Sui]

Suicide42: Have you watched the whole series? You came pretty close there... It gets pretty CRAZY by the end :E (the creators must've been smoking all the strongest weed in the world at the same time damnit)

ive watched up to episode 6... other than that i know nothing about the series. i just have losts of sparetime while im walking to school, and i just find music very inspirational. Theres the kind of music that makes you wonder why we are here in the universe, and then there is the kind that makes you think of heroes and big robots and being famous etc.

frankly, when i stop daydreaming i feel kinda depressed... because then i realise im NOT piloting a robot and risking my life ofor humanity... in fact im just a lousy schookid who'se only freinds are either very slightly g33ky, very g33ky, or teh UBER g33ky. but when that happens, i just start daydreaming again and its OK

*edit* im downloading more, but its going at 1kb/s. the download was fine up to 50%, then it jumped from 60kb/s to 2/kbs... i only started watching them recently and allready i want MORE!

 

[clarky003]

I know that poll isnt really serious, and its hardly for me to decide, But I think I just realised why a large amount of gamer's are arsehole's,

apologies if you arnt.