Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen

[gh0st]

Evilelf writes "The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge. They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun. Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects."

http://slashdot.org/articles/05/12/18/1625238.shtml?tid=97

lucky him.

 

[Vegeta897]

Where are my goddamn pictures.

 

[Greatgat]

Where are my goddamn pictures.

I... I really don't want to know.

 

[Vegeta897]

You can't post a news story that regards something visual (and penis related) without pictures! :O

 

[Greatgat]

You can't post a news story that regards something visual (and penis related) without pictures! :O

Visual? Yes. Penis? Please God no. Not when I don't expect it at least.

 

[OvA]

I smell ytmnd

 

[Greatgat]

I smell ytmnd

Not another super-penis YTMND! No more!

edit: Apparently fake, yet...

You've got to admit it though, that was a great move by Brandon Routh in starting this rumor.

Too true.

 

[CptStern]

tsk tsk

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=97531

 

[Vegeta897]

Bwaha, Sulks asked for pics in that thread too. I'm not alone!

 

[Danimal]

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