Edcrab
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I just got rather annoyed the other day. My dad has a large widescreen television and so he invited me round to watch his LOTR: The Two Towers vid. My little sister also turned up. A little way into the film, as Gandalf plummets, grappling with the Balrog, she says "Pfft. He should have been set on fire."
And that's when it hit me- I really bloody hate people who step to far into fantasy and sci-fi.
My sister's excuse is that she's a teenager with very little brain, but who do these so called fans think they are when they criticise every bloody aspect of a film? Light sabres impossible? Tell someone who cares. You're not a fan, you're a nerd with nothing better to do.
We all know that plasma based technology is impossible. We all know that nanotechnology is decades away. We all know that animals can't talk- we watch films, rather than taking down pointless details for later complaints.
I've seen people bash the Holy Grail, asking why the Rabbit had to be hit with the Holy Hand Grenade when Sorcerer Tim has fiery death in his fingertips. I wanted to beat him to death with a herring.
Glaring inaccuracies from a historical standpoint or in a sense of continuity? Perhaps. Saying that the One Ring would've penetrated the crust on the lava sooner? Stop watching films already.
And that's when it hit me- I really bloody hate people who step to far into fantasy and sci-fi.
My sister's excuse is that she's a teenager with very little brain, but who do these so called fans think they are when they criticise every bloody aspect of a film? Light sabres impossible? Tell someone who cares. You're not a fan, you're a nerd with nothing better to do.
We all know that plasma based technology is impossible. We all know that nanotechnology is decades away. We all know that animals can't talk- we watch films, rather than taking down pointless details for later complaints.
I've seen people bash the Holy Grail, asking why the Rabbit had to be hit with the Holy Hand Grenade when Sorcerer Tim has fiery death in his fingertips. I wanted to beat him to death with a herring.
Glaring inaccuracies from a historical standpoint or in a sense of continuity? Perhaps. Saying that the One Ring would've penetrated the crust on the lava sooner? Stop watching films already.