Sweet ..boobies! Hey who's flying the goddam plane?

[CptStern]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22998164/

:naughty: :O

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

:|

 

[CptStern]

apparently the video is floating out there somewheres on the interwebs


:O :naughty:

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I see no problem, auto-pilot!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I see no problem, auto-pilot!

Exactly.

 

[Raziaar]

Link!

Nevermind, I found it.



Pretty lame striptease if you ask me. It's like she's removing plate armor.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'll have to find this when I get home...

But, doesn't auto pilot exist for a reason, and if there was a problem, some loud noise would sound to warn someone?

Pilots need lovin', too!

 

[Crushenator 500]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJoRPw2PPU

There's not much to see, so posting it isn't bad :shh:

 

[Cormeh]

She's a right ****ing growler, but she's got a no bad set o' lungs.

 

[Raziaar]

What does growler mean? You people in that part of the world and your crazy lingo.

 

[Cormeh]

I refer to her being of very little physical attraction to me, or perhaps more males of equal sexual disposition.

Ya radge!

 

[<RJMC>]

next time I fly I will request that service

 

[MJ12]

she isn't an attractive woman, especially with that nasty tan she has

 

[Cavalry]

Do Not Want The Women in That Video.

 

[[Matt]]

tits?? on youtube??

 

[taviow]

Didn't like her strip. Oh well.

 

[CyberPitz]

I saw boobs. All that really mattered for me! \/

 

[Shamrock]

I saw boobs. All that really mattered for me! \/

Agreed.

 

[Glirk Dient]

She has the wost tan ever. She looks like she could be attractive but instead her tan makes her look like an ape.

 

[taviow]

I saw boobs. All that really mattered for me! \/

You find so many better videos around the internet you know that :naughty:

 

[CyberPitz]

You find so many better videos around the internet you know that :naughty:

Quantity > quality, I always say!

 

[MJ12]

She has the wost tan ever. She looks like she could be attractive but instead her tan makes her look like an ape.

yes indeed, lots of girls at my school have that tan, it's so nasty

And I hate how her hair is pulled back like that, why do girls do that??? Seriously, if that is one of those quick fixes because they don't have time to style their hair, it would seriously look better if they just left it messy from bed head.

 

[Crushenator 500]

And I hate how her hair is pulled back like that, why do girls do that??? Seriously, if that is one of those quick fixes because they don't have time to style their hair, it would seriously look better if they just left it messy from bed head.

Because she's a flight attendant, they have to be neater than neat... To give you an idea:

Typically, airlines do not permit visible tattoos, body piercings (save for your ears), long hair on men, "rebellious" hairstyles, bizarre or offensive-looking makeup or jewelry, poorly manicured hands, etc. All airlines are different. For example, some do not even permit facial hair on men! During training, you will be given specific grooming regulations which must be strictly adhered to.

 

[Dan]

Come on, the plane flies itself, and it's not like the French care about nudity and such.

 

[CptStern]

all those who have been laid more than five times (perferably with more than one woman) raise your hand ...ok now that we've eliminated 80% of you the rest of you

...how many beers before you'd join the mile hile club with stewardess Betty?



how many beers would it take me before I did the pretzel with Stewardess Betty: a single beer ...some of those flights are long and it beats readig one of those crappy airline magazines ..if I wasnt married that is

 

[Raziaar]

all those who have been laid more than five times (perferably with more than one woman) raise your hand ...ok now that we've eliminated 80% of you the rest of you ...1-24 beers before you'd join the mile hile club with stewardess Betty

a capful of beer for me just for the hell of it ..some of those flights are long and it beats readig one of those crappy airline magazines ..if I wasnt married that is

You promiscuous man whore!

 

[CptStern]

nah it's not that at all ..once you reach a certain age group ..usually 25-35 people have casual sex because it's not that big a deal ..and it shouldnt cuz it's natural ...also those magazines are REALLY bad

heh: I had edited to make it sound less crude ..raz quoted before the edit :E

 

[Pinkle]

Oh, they were just having a bit of fun! No harm in that!

And yeah, she was rather ugly, but.....boobs.

 

[CyberPitz]

all those who have been laid more than five times (perferably with more than one woman) raise your hand ...ok now that we've eliminated 80% of you the rest of you

...how many beers before you'd join the mile hile club with stewardess Betty?



how many beers would it take me before I did the pretzel with Stewardess Betty: a single beer ...some of those flights are long and it beats readig one of those crappy airline magazines ..if I wasnt married that is

Hmmm, I'd probably go for 4-5 beers.

Maybe less if it's been a while.

 

[Cormeh]

all those who have been laid more than five times (perferably with more than one woman) raise your hand ...ok now that we've eliminated 80% of you the rest of you

...how many beers before you'd join the mile hile club with stewardess Betty?



how many beers would it take me before I did the pretzel with Stewardess Betty: a single beer ...some of those flights are long and it beats readig one of those crappy airline magazines ..if I wasnt married that is

She'd be a 3 pinter if it was a night out, for sure. However, if it was simply on a long haul flight I'd make an exception. Not that I'm a modern day Casanova or anything.

 

[CptStern]

She'd be a 3 pinter if it was a night out, for sure. However, if it was simply on a long haul flight I'd make an exception. Not that I'm a modern day Casanova or anything.

it's a 3 drink minimum on flights and on overseas it's at least a half dozen ..so rules still apply

 

[Pesmerga]

I'd hit it.

WITH A 747.

 

[Warbie]

...how many beers before you'd join the mile hile club with stewardess Betty?

I wouldn't need a drink - any holes a goal an all that. Plus I hear those French chicks are dirty bitches

tbh i've been with the same girl for 11 years now and pretty much want to bone anything female that has a pulse. Who ever invented monogamy is a ****.

 

[CptStern]

I wouldn't need a drink - any holes a goal an all that. Plus I hear those French chicks are dirty bitches

tbh i've been with the same girl for 11 years now and pretty much want to bone anything female that has a pulse. Who ever invented monogamy is a ****.

it was obviously a woman :E

 

[Warbie]

I hear that.

//ooh - completely unrelated, but I came across this last night while being a bit of a nerd ...

Daemonhunters: Grey Knight Captain Stern:

 

[Pesmerga]

Men created monogamy so women couldn't go off and **** anything with a penis. Men also had the foresight to create breaking up, swingers clubs, and cool.

 

[Warbie]

Men also had the hindsight to create breaking up, swingers clubs, and cool.

 

[CptStern]

I hear that.

//ooh - completely unrelated, but I came across this last night while being a bit of a nerd ...

Daemonhunters: Grey Knight Captain Stern:

ya I've been asked if I'm that captain stern ..but I'm not

I'm this Captain Stern

 

[cheddarrr]

boobs!

what were you guys taking about again?

 

[taviow]

The subject is currently changing from boobs to Stern. Can't believe that's happening.