tales of drunken card players

[Dedalus]

ok

i've got a few mates around and we're playing cards and xbox and ps2 and surfing for porn and apparently my mate is coming over to give us a strip show (it's a female stripper don't worry).

now i bought a bottle of tequila and some lemons and salt earlier...and i've only just noticed something....

now they're all up in arms about this (bloody ponces) but i say last man should eat it. what do you guys reckon?

behold!

close up

 

[Shuzer]

Blend it up in the blender and slip it in one of their drinks!

 

[Anthraxxx]

w00t!! You play Ravenshield!!!

 

[Dedalus]

i'm surprised but the tequila actually tastes nice, even without the salt and lemon.

i was thinking about forcing it down someone's throat but then i read this from http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=719&name=LAJITA Mezcal

It is said that the one who eats the worm will have good fortune.

so i'm drunk enough to believe that. the worm is mine! (i'll regret this tomorrow i'm sure of it).

Anthraxxx you play RS too? what servers do you play on and what name? i play as the same name, usually just co-op.

stripper has been here for an hour or so, or should i say strippers. originally there's this girl i know who works with me, she's a bit laddish so i asked her to do this, and she's brought along a mate too! the funny thing is that the other girl is my mates girlfriend, and he didn't know she was going to do this! ahahahhaaaaaaa, great stuff! she's a little fox too, needs a good banging, but i don't think we'll get to see her do anything

oh well, wish you guys were here enjoying this too! :cheers:

 

[DarkStar]

I guarantee whoever eats the worm will get retardedly drunk. That shit sits there and soaks up tequila for months. I ate one once. I only had a few beers before I ate it, but afterwards I was definitely slurring my speech and falling down. Good times.

 

[jimbones]

dedalus: we drink the same water

\o/
w00t!

haha

 

[theGreenBunny]

It will eat it's way through your insides and take over your brain.

Seriously.

I know aaaaaaaalll about it.
/me makes worm noises