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[K.A] Splitter: hy did u uhm went offline? 
.mf: yes
[K.A] Splitter: 40% needed for Zombie Panic Source!!111!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ooooo Dark-Life?
[K.A] Splitter: wuts dark life abouy?
.mf: read on moddb
[K.A] Splitter: wow ur a moddber
[K.A] Splitter: ooo Half-Life 2 Racing!
[K.A] Splitter: sweeeeeeet
[K.A] Splitter: half-life 2 Coperation L337
[K.A] Splitter: Awesome so your playing as a combine!
.mf: but i'm changing the idea of the mod
[K.A] Splitter: ur in the team?
.mf: i'm the project leader
[K.A] Splitter: l337
[K.A] Splitter: hows good in a combines body?
[K.A] Splitter: hope your ok...
[K.A] Splitter: omfg wont lemme see dark life now
[K.A] Splitter: might just download A Combines Life.
[K.A] Splitter: hello?
[K.A] Splitter: is anyone there?
[K.A] Splitter: Hey Hey Hey are you still there?
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
.mf: Zombie Panic! Source?
.mf: you have it?
[K.A] Splitter: nearly finished!!
.mf: already
[K.A] Splitter: 7% NEEDED
[K.A] Splitter: hey do u kno how to download a custom portal map i want this 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTwmDF_igY&feature=related
.mf: you download the map and then put it in C:/Programs and Settings/Steam/Steamapp/*you name here*/portal/portal/maps
.mf: then you start portal, open console and say map *map name*
.mf: so its
.mf: map portal_playground_v2
.mf: or i dont know
.mf: whats the name of this one
[K.A] Splitter: Portal Playground
.mf: the name of the map, how its called, the file
.mf: what
.mf: i have a map called Night of a Million Zombies
.mf: but to start it i type
[K.A] Splitter: for portal?
.mf: map NEZOES
.mf: because the map is named NEZOES, as the file
[K.A] Splitter: portal map eh?
.mf: its not portal
.mf: its hl2
.mf: map
[K.A] Splitter: like uhm resident evil?
[K.A] Splitter: must be Map PP
[K.A] Splitter: ffs HURRY WITH THE ZPS DOWNHLOAD ALREADY
[K.A] Splitter: omfg it wont hurry
[K.A] Splitter: its staying at 93
.mf: you mean
.mf: doesnt move?
[K.A] Splitter: yea
[K.A] Splitter: like a n00B
.mf: oh shit
.mf: can you see the speed?
.mf: how many it downloaded already?
.mf: size?
[K.A] Splitter: 719MB
.mf: how i remember its 762mb
.mf: does it move?
.mf: the size?
[K.A] Splitter: Nope
.mf: like 719.1
.mf: 719.2
[K.A] Splitter: the end is 769MB
.mf: 719.3
.mf: 719.4
.mf: if it doesmt
.mf: doesnt
.mf: then you will need to start all over again D:
[K.A] Splitter: dosent what?
[K.A] Splitter: 7min 33sec left :[
.mf: time moving?
[K.A] Splitter: No
[K.A] Splitter: AND I CLICKED X ON THE ****ING WEB(((
.mf: nah
[K.A] Splitter: now im a ****ing retard :'[
.mf: its a glitch
.mf: happend to me yesterday also
[K.A] Splitter: DAmn you God DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
[K.A] Splitter: i ll cancel download portal map then i ll restart the goddam downlosf
[K.A] Splitter: Hmmm its called Portal_Playground_v1.rar
[K.A] Splitter: u haz thiz?
[K.A] Splitter: is anyone there?
[K.A] Splitter: Turret Cute Speak:Are you still there?
.mf: no
.mf: i dont have it
[K.A] Splitter: Fasr DOWNLOAD
[K.A] Splitter: no preview avaible? :[
[K.A] Splitter: *cry*
[K.A] Splitter: i dont kno if its downloaded
[K.A] Splitter: i ll link it if u want the custom
[K.A] Splitter: u can spawn turrets
[K.A] Splitter: and theres a hidden room full of... Cake
[K.A] Splitter: and with the Companion Cube
[K.A] Splitter: click this to continue ttp://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna try this but need ta find out the map name
[K.A] Splitter: help PLz?
.mf: map name is inside the RAR file
[K.A] Splitter: i downloaded but it showed up the image thing
[K.A] Splitter: and it said "no preview Avaibvle"
.mf: what are you talking about??
[K.A] Splitter: just click teh link http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
.mf: so whats the importance of the preview?? didnt you already see the video?
[K.A] Splitter: yes
[K.A] Splitter: spawn turrets and have fun
[K.A] Splitter: i like the cute sound when the turrets get vaporised
[K.A] Splitter: sounds like AiAiAiaiaiaiaiaaiai!!
[K.A] Splitter: u know the name?
[K.A] Splitter: too lazy to go on teh file
.mf: NI
.mf: NO
[K.A] Splitter: uhm sooorrryyy????
.mf: IF YOU ARE TO LAZY TO PUT THE FILE IN THE MAPS FOLDER THEN WHY U EVN NEED THAT MAP
[K.A] Splitter: i clcked open
[K.A] Splitter: and then THIS GODAM IMAGE THING CAME UP
[K.A] Splitter: NOTHING ELSE OK?
[K.A] Splitter: IM GODDAM ANGRY
.mf: WICH FREAKING IMAGE
[K.A] Splitter: PORTAL_PLAYGROUND_V1[1] - WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
[K.A] Splitter: RETARD
.mf: AND NOTHING ELSE?! SO ITS A AN IMAGE!? IMAGE OF WHAT?! OF SOMEONES ASS SAYING "LOL, YOU NOOB GOT OWNED"
[K.A] Splitter: IT SAYS "NO PREVIEW AVAIBLE"
.mf: omg are you sure its a image, because what type of file is that, can you tell me, is it a .bsp?
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html press DOWNLOAD AND THEN OPEN U LL FREAKINGSEE
[K.A] Splitter: FFS
[K.A] Splitter: ur starting to piss me off
[K.A] Splitter: what do i do in the ****ing save then?
[K.A] Splitter: well?
[K.A] Splitter: HELLO?
[K.A] Splitter: hello am i talkiing to my self?
.mf: WHAT
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DOP I DO IN SAVE?
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: ...
[K.A] Splitter: where do i put the file in save?!!?
.mf: IN MAPS
.mf: ****ING
.mf: MAPS
.mf: I SAID IT TO YOU ALREADY I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH TIMES
[K.A] Splitter: im on steam AND THERES NO ****ING MAPS!!!!!!!!
.mf: WTF
.mf: YOU START THE MAP IN THE GAME
.mf: THIS IS NOT A MOD
.mf: OMFG
[K.A] Splitter: WHERE CAN I FIND THE RAR FILE THEN?!!?
.mf: WHERE THE **** DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TO THEN
[K.A] Splitter: I TRYED OPEN STUPID WINDOW SHIT AND SAVE NOWHERE I DONT KNOW
[K.A] Splitter: THEN WHAT THE ****
[K.A] Splitter: I DOWNLOADED AT ****ING http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: ARE U LISTENING?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
.mf: YOU DONWLOAD IT WHERE, THE RAR FILE, THEN YOU OPEN THE RAR FILE
.mf: THERE WILL BE A BSP FILE WITH A ICON THAT IS A PEACE OF PAPER WITH A HALF LIFE 2 LOGO ON IT
.mf: YOU TAKE THIS BSP FILE AND PUT IT IN C:/Programs and Settings/Steam/Steamapp/*you name here*/portal/portal/maps
.mf: THEN YOU START PORTAL
.mf: OPEN CONSOLE
.mf: AND SAY "map (name of that bsp file)
[K.A] Splitter: BUT I DONT KNOW WHERES THE FILE
[K.A] Splitter: IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE TOMMORROW
.mf: IN THE RAR FILE THAT YOU DOWNLOADED
[K.A] Splitter: IM ON ****ING STEAMAPPS AND THERES TOO MUCH FILES!!
.mf: YOU DOWNLOAD THE RAR FILE ON YOUR DESCTOP
.mf: ****ING A
.mf: WHAT A DUMB
[K.A] Splitter: IM NOT ****ING GOOD WITH DOWNLOADING MAPS
[K.A] Splitter: THIS IS MNY FIRST TIME!!!!!!!
.mf: YOUR NOT ****ING GOOD AT DOWNLOADING EVERYTHING
[K.A] Splitter: I DOWNLOADED MODS
[K.A] Splitter: N00B
.mf: I EVEN THINK THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE EXE FILES
[K.A] Splitter: THERES 2 PORTAL FILES
.mf: YES, YOU OPEN PORTAL, THEN PORTAL AGAIN
[K.A] Splitter: PORTALCONTENT.GCF OR PORTALENGLISH.GCF
.mf: THEN MAPS, AND PUT THE FREAKINF BSP THERE
.mf: ****ING PORTAL
.mf: NORMAL FILE
.mf: OMFG
.mf: YOU GO TO STEAM APPS
.mf: THEN YOUR ****ING STEAM ACCOUNT NAME
[K.A] Splitter: IN STEAMAPPS
.mf: WOW
[K.A] Splitter: SteamApps AT THE END!
.mf: STEAM APPS< THEN YOUR ACCOUNT NAME BITCH
.mf: ACCCOUNT NAME, YOU KNOW WHATS THAT!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: OH GOODY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND HERE PORTAL THANK YOOUU BITCH!
[K.A] Splitter: oh a ****ing file i ll open it -_-
[K.A] Splitter: steam_3390_2008_2_28T20_43_13C1712484.mdmp
[K.A] Splitter: ooooo Sooooo LONG
.mf: wtf is that
[K.A] Splitter: a file
.mf: where you found it
.mf: it has nothing to do with this
[K.A] Splitter: near the hl2 logo pic
[K.A] Splitter: or is it that goddam Logo?
[K.A] Splitter: Finally MAPS
.mf: ok, so you freaking thought that the bsp file is a PICTURE
[K.A] Splitter: PORTAL MAPS -_-
.mf: OMFG
.mf: JUST STOP
.mf: DONT DOWNLOAD
.mf: IT
.mf: DONT USE IT
.mf: FORGETT ABOUT THE MAP
[K.A] Splitter: fine
.mf: YOU ARE TO DUMB TO UDNERSTAND HOW
[K.A] Splitter: going back
.mf: FIND A VIDEO THAT TELLS YOU HOW, IF YOU WILL
.mf: MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP
[K.A] Splitter: THERES BIN hl2 PATCHES PLATFORM PORTAL hl2 AND THAT STUPID FILE
.mf: JUST SHUT UP AND RELAX, NO MAP FOR YOU, I"M GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT
[K.A] Splitter: fine i ll wait
[K.A] Splitter: and anyways u have to have portal off ^-^
[K.A] Splitter: or It No WORK
.mf: ILL GET IT LATER, CAUSE I DONT WANT IT
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DO I ****IN CLICK!??!!?
[K.A] Splitter: IM GETTING SOOO ANGRYYY
[K.A] Splitter: im in C:\Program Files\valve\Steam\SteamApps\dgpanzer\portalzportal NOW WHAT?!!?
[K.A] Splitter: replace the z with a \
.mf: MAPS
.mf: and put the bsp file in it
[K.A] Splitter: then?
.mf: start portal and
.mf: the open console
.mf: and copy the name of the bsp file
.mf: the say "map (paste the bsp file name)"
[K.A] Splitter: Finally i ll Download it and put it there and when im *GLaDos Voice* By myself i will kill u couse you ll be dead
[K.A] Splitter: finally saved wiith graphs and whatever
[K.A] Splitter: soundcache
.mf: thank god
[K.A] Splitter: FINALLY ITS THERE
[K.A] Splitter: Portal Playgrond v1
[K.A] Splitter: finally
[K.A] Splitter: THank you -_-
.mf: so its portal_playground_v1
.mf: right?
[K.A] Splitter: yes without the _ i think i pasted it anyway >.<
[K.A] Splitter: portal..
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
.mf: now start portal
[K.A] Splitter: i AM
[K.A] Splitter: Loaded
.mf: ok, open console and say
.mf: map portal_playgrond_v1
[K.A] Splitter: wtf i did it and it no work
[K.A] Splitter: hmm lets try againnn
[K.A] Splitter: and no work
[K.A] Splitter: Tryed
[K.A] Splitter: map portal_playground_v1
.mf: is the name of the bsp file that is like with an icon that is a peace of paper with a hl2 logo on it is named "portal_playground_v1"
[K.A] Splitter: lemme seeeee
[K.A] Splitter: no just a piece of paper with a nature-like look
[K.A] Splitter: but yes the Portal_Playground_v1 is there
[K.A] Splitter: sooo :[
[K.A] Splitter: or maybe its the wrong valve...
.mf: am dude
.mf: is there a file that looks like i described
[K.A] Splitter: uhhh NO
[K.A] Splitter: :[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: it wont paste for a reason
[K.A] Splitter: soo what?
[K.A] Splitter: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: IT OPENS...
[K.A] Splitter: THAT GODDAM WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
[K.A] Splitter: now what...
[K.A] Splitter: my life is ruined...
.mf: wtf are you TALKING ABOUT
[K.A] Splitter: WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER U KNO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?!?!
[K.A] Splitter: I ll RETRY THIS ONE MORE TIME
.mf: NO
.mf: ITS JUST A PICTURE
.mf: YOU DONT ****ING NEED IT
.mf: YOU NEED A VALVE FILE
.mf: ITS BSP
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DOES BSP MEAN ANYWAY IM NEW TO GODDAM MAP DOWNLOADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.mf: ITS THE MAP IT SELF
[K.A] Splitter: well i saw a half life 2 logo that said hl2 -_-
[K.A] Splitter: WELL SHUD I CLLICK THAT HL2 LOGO WITH THE HL2 UNDER IT?!!?
.mf: no
.mf: YOU SHOULD PUT IT IN MAPS
.mf: AND TYPE MAP AND ITS NAME THERE
.mf: (in console)
[K.A] Splitter: I PUT IT IN MAPS IN CONSOLE AND IT DOSNT FRIGGING WOORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.mf: THAT MEANS YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
.mf: AND I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE
[K.A] Splitter: you know what
[K.A] Splitter: i might delete you from my friends couse ur bitching around
.mf: I WANT A REST FROM YOU
[K.A] Splitter: ...
[K.A] Splitter: . . .
[K.A] Splitter: do do do do do
[K.A] Splitter: u Sir ARE A NOOOB
.mf: you make me want to see you in game
[K.A] Splitter: in what game
.mf: any
[K.A] Splitter: im downloadin Zombie Panic
.mf: ok
.mf: what about now
.mf: ?
.mf: css, hl2dm, dod:s, tf2
.mf: ?
[K.A] Splitter: just wait and watch some funny gmod things
.mf: gmod is boring
[K.A] Splitter: uhm Howabout
[K.A] Splitter: Lol Gmod?
[K.A] Splitter: hmmmm
[K.A] Splitter: The Mentos Thief
[K.A] Splitter: WEird Mentos Robot:That WAs Easy*Spams That Was Easy*?
[K.A] Splitter: u have gmod 9?
[K.A] Splitter: w8 gonna put portal off
[K.A] Splitter: stuck on >.<
[K.A] Splitter: helo?
[K.A] Splitter: wanna game of css while wait?
[K.A] Splitter: im goin on gmod9...
.mf: did you get the ****ing mod already?
[K.A] Splitter: omg it said its done but it stopped again
[K.A] Splitter: OMFG!!
.mf: ...
.mf: SO ITS FREAKING DONE
.mf: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: im a ****ing stupid big bastard bitch loser
.mf: ok
.mf: dont piss off again
[K.A] Splitter: IT STOPED AT 11MIN 10 SEC
.mf: omfg
[K.A] Splitter: like ****in again
.mf: (thats firefox ^^_
.mf: )
[K.A] Splitter: i do have mozilla firefox
[K.A] Splitter: wait...
.mf: wait
[K.A] Splitter: I HAVE TO REMOVE MOZILLA FIREFOX?!?!
.mf: it said its done but its on 11 min. still?
.mf: no
[K.A] Splitter: 718MB like Again
[K.A] Splitter: W8
.mf: firefox has nothing to do with that
[K.A] Splitter: WTF?!!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: OMFG WHY THE **** DID I GET THIS ****ING SO CALLED "NSIS ERROR"
[K.A] Splitter: hmmm
[K.A] Splitter: ok calm down
[K.A] Splitter: says failed download oR A VIRUS?"?
[K.A] Splitter: plz dont be a virus or im gonna burn my house
[K.A] Splitter: ok restart steam...
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
[K.A] Splitter: O
[K.A] Splitter: M
[K.A] Splitter: G
[K.A] Splitter: it...
[K.A] Splitter: is a failed download
.mf: am
.mf: did you run the exe?
[K.A] Splitter: i didnt want a virus -_-
.mf: IT IS NOT A VIRUS YOU IDIOT
.mf: OMFG
[K.A] Splitter: it said "it might be a failed download or a virus"
.mf: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I EVER SAW
.mf: ITS NOT TRUE
.mf: ITS LIKE GETTING EMAIL COMFURMATIONS THAT ARE BEING IN SPAM
.mf: GOD DAMN OMG
.mf: IT MIGHT
.mf: BUT ITS ONOT
.mf: BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALREADY USED IT
[K.A] Splitter: Looks like i have toi download ALL OVER AGAIN
.mf: WTF
.mf: DID YOU DELELET IT?!
.mf: !
.mf: !?!?!?
.mf: !
[K.A] Splitter: ITS NOT ON MY GMES LIST!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ITS A FAILED DOWNLOAD!!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: -_-
.mf: IT IS NOT
.mf: START THE ****ING EXE FILE OR I WILL END YOUR LIFE
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE EXE FILE THEN? -_-
.mf: WHERE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TOO?!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: the ****ing web
.mf: HOW THE **** DID YOU DOWNLOAD THE FILE FROM A WEB-SITE ON THE WEB-SITE
.mf: IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR DESC-TOP
.mf: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE DESC TOP :O
.mf: thats it
.mf: you know what, i'm going to put this on the ZP:S forum as humor
.mf: let everyone laugh
[K.A] Splitter: nooo
[K.A] Splitter: Plzz
[K.A] Splitter: i ll dooo anythin
[K.A] Splitter: Or else i ll just download age of chivalry
.mf: TAKE WHAT EVER YOU WANT
[K.A] Splitter: chill
[K.A] Splitter: u kno what
[K.A] Splitter: U need a Chil Pill
[K.A] Splitter: im downloading the ****ing panic mod
[K.A] Splitter: are u even listening?
[K.A] Splitter: dude?
[K.A] Splitter: u kno whhat
[K.A] Splitter: **** YOU BITCH **** YOU U FORGOT TO PAY THE RENT YOU DIRTY WHORE
.mf: I was reading everything all over again to see if its good already to put it on the forum
[K.A] Splitter: u know what
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna eat your Nose
[K.A] Splitter: *eats*
.mf: wtf...
[K.A] Splitter: Ok the test is over now you win go back to ur room For your Cake
[K.A] Splitter: go get zombie master better then shitty zombie panic -_-
.mf: yes
[K.A] Splitter: 40% needed for Zombie Panic Source!!111!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ooooo Dark-Life?
[K.A] Splitter: wuts dark life abouy?
.mf: read on moddb
[K.A] Splitter: wow ur a moddber
[K.A] Splitter: ooo Half-Life 2 Racing!
[K.A] Splitter: sweeeeeeet
[K.A] Splitter: half-life 2 Coperation L337
[K.A] Splitter: Awesome so your playing as a combine!
.mf: but i'm changing the idea of the mod
[K.A] Splitter: ur in the team?
.mf: i'm the project leader
[K.A] Splitter: l337
[K.A] Splitter: hows good in a combines body?
[K.A] Splitter: hope your ok...
[K.A] Splitter: omfg wont lemme see dark life now
[K.A] Splitter: might just download A Combines Life.
[K.A] Splitter: hello?
[K.A] Splitter: is anyone there?
[K.A] Splitter: Hey Hey Hey are you still there?
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
.mf: Zombie Panic! Source?
.mf: you have it?
[K.A] Splitter: nearly finished!!
.mf: already
[K.A] Splitter: 7% NEEDED
[K.A] Splitter: hey do u kno how to download a custom portal map i want this 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTwmDF_igY&feature=related
.mf: you download the map and then put it in C:/Programs and Settings/Steam/Steamapp/*you name here*/portal/portal/maps
.mf: then you start portal, open console and say map *map name*
.mf: so its
.mf: map portal_playground_v2
.mf: or i dont know
.mf: whats the name of this one
[K.A] Splitter: Portal Playground
.mf: the name of the map, how its called, the file
.mf: what
.mf: i have a map called Night of a Million Zombies
.mf: but to start it i type
[K.A] Splitter: for portal?
.mf: map NEZOES
.mf: because the map is named NEZOES, as the file
[K.A] Splitter: portal map eh?
.mf: its not portal
.mf: its hl2
.mf: map
[K.A] Splitter: like uhm resident evil?
[K.A] Splitter: must be Map PP
[K.A] Splitter: ffs HURRY WITH THE ZPS DOWNHLOAD ALREADY
[K.A] Splitter: omfg it wont hurry
[K.A] Splitter: its staying at 93
.mf: you mean
.mf: doesnt move?
[K.A] Splitter: yea
[K.A] Splitter: like a n00B
.mf: oh shit
.mf: can you see the speed?
.mf: how many it downloaded already?
.mf: size?
[K.A] Splitter: 719MB
.mf: how i remember its 762mb
.mf: does it move?
.mf: the size?
[K.A] Splitter: Nope
.mf: like 719.1
.mf: 719.2
[K.A] Splitter: the end is 769MB
.mf: 719.3
.mf: 719.4
.mf: if it doesmt
.mf: doesnt
.mf: then you will need to start all over again D:
[K.A] Splitter: dosent what?
[K.A] Splitter: 7min 33sec left :[
.mf: time moving?
[K.A] Splitter: No
[K.A] Splitter: AND I CLICKED X ON THE ****ING WEB
(((.mf: nah
[K.A] Splitter: now im a ****ing retard :'[
.mf: its a glitch
.mf: happend to me yesterday also
[K.A] Splitter: DAmn you God DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
[K.A] Splitter: i ll cancel download portal map then i ll restart the goddam downlosf
[K.A] Splitter: Hmmm its called Portal_Playground_v1.rar
[K.A] Splitter: u haz thiz?
[K.A] Splitter: is anyone there?
[K.A] Splitter: Turret Cute Speak:Are you still there?
.mf: no
.mf: i dont have it
[K.A] Splitter: Fasr DOWNLOAD
[K.A] Splitter: no preview avaible? :[
[K.A] Splitter: *cry*
[K.A] Splitter: i dont kno if its downloaded
[K.A] Splitter: i ll link it if u want the custom
[K.A] Splitter: u can spawn turrets
[K.A] Splitter: and theres a hidden room full of... Cake
[K.A] Splitter: and with the Companion Cube
[K.A] Splitter: click this to continue ttp://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna try this but need ta find out the map name
[K.A] Splitter: help PLz?
.mf: map name is inside the RAR file
[K.A] Splitter: i downloaded but it showed up the image thing
[K.A] Splitter: and it said "no preview Avaibvle"
.mf: what are you talking about??
[K.A] Splitter: just click teh link http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
.mf: so whats the importance of the preview?? didnt you already see the video?
[K.A] Splitter: yes
[K.A] Splitter: spawn turrets and have fun
[K.A] Splitter: i like the cute sound when the turrets get vaporised
[K.A] Splitter: sounds like AiAiAiaiaiaiaiaaiai!!
[K.A] Splitter: u know the name?
[K.A] Splitter: too lazy to go on teh file
.mf: NI
.mf: NO
[K.A] Splitter: uhm sooorrryyy????
.mf: IF YOU ARE TO LAZY TO PUT THE FILE IN THE MAPS FOLDER THEN WHY U EVN NEED THAT MAP
[K.A] Splitter: i clcked open
[K.A] Splitter: and then THIS GODAM IMAGE THING CAME UP
[K.A] Splitter: NOTHING ELSE OK?
[K.A] Splitter: IM GODDAM ANGRY
.mf: WICH FREAKING IMAGE
[K.A] Splitter: PORTAL_PLAYGROUND_V1[1] - WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
[K.A] Splitter: RETARD
.mf: AND NOTHING ELSE?! SO ITS A AN IMAGE!? IMAGE OF WHAT?! OF SOMEONES ASS SAYING "LOL, YOU NOOB GOT OWNED"
[K.A] Splitter: IT SAYS "NO PREVIEW AVAIBLE"
.mf: omg are you sure its a image, because what type of file is that, can you tell me, is it a .bsp?
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html press DOWNLOAD AND THEN OPEN U LL FREAKINGSEE
[K.A] Splitter: FFS
[K.A] Splitter: ur starting to piss me off
[K.A] Splitter: what do i do in the ****ing save then?
[K.A] Splitter: well?
[K.A] Splitter: HELLO?
[K.A] Splitter: hello am i talkiing to my self?
.mf: WHAT
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DOP I DO IN SAVE?
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: ...
[K.A] Splitter: where do i put the file in save?!!?
.mf: IN MAPS
.mf: ****ING
.mf: MAPS
.mf: I SAID IT TO YOU ALREADY I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH TIMES
[K.A] Splitter: im on steam AND THERES NO ****ING MAPS!!!!!!!!
.mf: WTF
.mf: YOU START THE MAP IN THE GAME
.mf: THIS IS NOT A MOD
.mf: OMFG
[K.A] Splitter: WHERE CAN I FIND THE RAR FILE THEN?!!?
.mf: WHERE THE **** DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TO THEN
[K.A] Splitter: I TRYED OPEN STUPID WINDOW SHIT AND SAVE NOWHERE I DONT KNOW
[K.A] Splitter: THEN WHAT THE ****
[K.A] Splitter: I DOWNLOADED AT ****ING http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: http://files.filefront.com/Portal+Playground+v1rar/;8776893;/fileinfo.html
[K.A] Splitter: ARE U LISTENING?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
.mf: YOU DONWLOAD IT WHERE, THE RAR FILE, THEN YOU OPEN THE RAR FILE
.mf: THERE WILL BE A BSP FILE WITH A ICON THAT IS A PEACE OF PAPER WITH A HALF LIFE 2 LOGO ON IT
.mf: YOU TAKE THIS BSP FILE AND PUT IT IN C:/Programs and Settings/Steam/Steamapp/*you name here*/portal/portal/maps
.mf: THEN YOU START PORTAL
.mf: OPEN CONSOLE
.mf: AND SAY "map (name of that bsp file)
[K.A] Splitter: BUT I DONT KNOW WHERES THE FILE
[K.A] Splitter: IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE TOMMORROW
.mf: IN THE RAR FILE THAT YOU DOWNLOADED
[K.A] Splitter: IM ON ****ING STEAMAPPS AND THERES TOO MUCH FILES!!
.mf: YOU DOWNLOAD THE RAR FILE ON YOUR DESCTOP
.mf: ****ING A
.mf: WHAT A DUMB
[K.A] Splitter: IM NOT ****ING GOOD WITH DOWNLOADING MAPS
[K.A] Splitter: THIS IS MNY FIRST TIME!!!!!!!
.mf: YOUR NOT ****ING GOOD AT DOWNLOADING EVERYTHING
[K.A] Splitter: I DOWNLOADED MODS
[K.A] Splitter: N00B
.mf: I EVEN THINK THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE EXE FILES
[K.A] Splitter: THERES 2 PORTAL FILES
.mf: YES, YOU OPEN PORTAL, THEN PORTAL AGAIN
[K.A] Splitter: PORTALCONTENT.GCF OR PORTALENGLISH.GCF
.mf: THEN MAPS, AND PUT THE FREAKINF BSP THERE
.mf: ****ING PORTAL
.mf: NORMAL FILE
.mf: OMFG
.mf: YOU GO TO STEAM APPS
.mf: THEN YOUR ****ING STEAM ACCOUNT NAME
[K.A] Splitter: IN STEAMAPPS
.mf: WOW
[K.A] Splitter: SteamApps AT THE END!
.mf: STEAM APPS< THEN YOUR ACCOUNT NAME BITCH
.mf: ACCCOUNT NAME, YOU KNOW WHATS THAT!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: OH GOODY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND HERE PORTAL THANK YOOUU BITCH!
[K.A] Splitter: oh a ****ing file i ll open it -_-
[K.A] Splitter: steam_3390_2008_2_28T20_43_13C1712484.mdmp
[K.A] Splitter: ooooo Sooooo LONG
.mf: wtf is that
[K.A] Splitter: a file
.mf: where you found it
.mf: it has nothing to do with this
[K.A] Splitter: near the hl2 logo pic
[K.A] Splitter: or is it that goddam Logo?
[K.A] Splitter: Finally MAPS
.mf: ok, so you freaking thought that the bsp file is a PICTURE
[K.A] Splitter: PORTAL MAPS -_-
.mf: OMFG
.mf: JUST STOP
.mf: DONT DOWNLOAD
.mf: IT
.mf: DONT USE IT
.mf: FORGETT ABOUT THE MAP
[K.A] Splitter: fine
.mf: YOU ARE TO DUMB TO UDNERSTAND HOW
[K.A] Splitter: going back
.mf: FIND A VIDEO THAT TELLS YOU HOW, IF YOU WILL
.mf: MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP
[K.A] Splitter: THERES BIN hl2 PATCHES PLATFORM PORTAL hl2 AND THAT STUPID FILE
.mf: JUST SHUT UP AND RELAX, NO MAP FOR YOU, I"M GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT
[K.A] Splitter: fine i ll wait
[K.A] Splitter: and anyways u have to have portal off ^-^
[K.A] Splitter: or It No WORK
.mf: ILL GET IT LATER, CAUSE I DONT WANT IT
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DO I ****IN CLICK!??!!?
[K.A] Splitter: IM GETTING SOOO ANGRYYY
[K.A] Splitter: im in C:\Program Files\valve\Steam\SteamApps\dgpanzer\portalzportal NOW WHAT?!!?
[K.A] Splitter: replace the z with a \
.mf: MAPS
.mf: and put the bsp file in it
[K.A] Splitter: then?
.mf: start portal and
.mf: the open console
.mf: and copy the name of the bsp file
.mf: the say "map (paste the bsp file name)"
[K.A] Splitter: Finally i ll Download it and put it there and when im *GLaDos Voice* By myself i will kill u couse you ll be dead
[K.A] Splitter: finally saved wiith graphs and whatever
[K.A] Splitter: soundcache
.mf: thank god
[K.A] Splitter: FINALLY ITS THERE
[K.A] Splitter: Portal Playgrond v1
[K.A] Splitter: finally
[K.A] Splitter: THank you -_-
.mf: so its portal_playground_v1
.mf: right?
[K.A] Splitter: yes without the _ i think i pasted it anyway >.<
[K.A] Splitter: portal..
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
.mf: now start portal
[K.A] Splitter: i AM
[K.A] Splitter: Loaded
.mf: ok, open console and say
.mf: map portal_playgrond_v1
[K.A] Splitter: wtf i did it and it no work
[K.A] Splitter: hmm lets try againnn
[K.A] Splitter: and no work
[K.A] Splitter: Tryed
[K.A] Splitter: map portal_playground_v1
.mf: is the name of the bsp file that is like with an icon that is a peace of paper with a hl2 logo on it is named "portal_playground_v1"
[K.A] Splitter: lemme seeeee
[K.A] Splitter: no just a piece of paper with a nature-like look
[K.A] Splitter: but yes the Portal_Playground_v1 is there
[K.A] Splitter: sooo :[
[K.A] Splitter: or maybe its the wrong valve...
.mf: am dude
.mf: is there a file that looks like i described
[K.A] Splitter: uhhh NO
[K.A] Splitter: :[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: ;[
[K.A] Splitter: it wont paste for a reason
[K.A] Splitter: soo what?
[K.A] Splitter: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: IT OPENS...
[K.A] Splitter: THAT GODDAM WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
[K.A] Splitter: now what...
[K.A] Splitter: my life is ruined...
.mf: wtf are you TALKING ABOUT
[K.A] Splitter: WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER U KNO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?!?!
[K.A] Splitter: I ll RETRY THIS ONE MORE TIME
.mf: NO
.mf: ITS JUST A PICTURE
.mf: YOU DONT ****ING NEED IT
.mf: YOU NEED A VALVE FILE
.mf: ITS BSP
[K.A] Splitter: WHAT DOES BSP MEAN ANYWAY IM NEW TO GODDAM MAP DOWNLOADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.mf: ITS THE MAP IT SELF
[K.A] Splitter: well i saw a half life 2 logo that said hl2 -_-
[K.A] Splitter: WELL SHUD I CLLICK THAT HL2 LOGO WITH THE HL2 UNDER IT?!!?
.mf: no
.mf: YOU SHOULD PUT IT IN MAPS
.mf: AND TYPE MAP AND ITS NAME THERE
.mf: (in console)
[K.A] Splitter: I PUT IT IN MAPS IN CONSOLE AND IT DOSNT FRIGGING WOORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.mf: THAT MEANS YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
.mf: AND I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE
[K.A] Splitter: you know what
[K.A] Splitter: i might delete you from my friends couse ur bitching around
.mf: I WANT A REST FROM YOU
[K.A] Splitter: ...
[K.A] Splitter: . . .
[K.A] Splitter: do do do do do
[K.A] Splitter: u Sir ARE A NOOOB
.mf: you make me want to see you in game
[K.A] Splitter: in what game
.mf: any
[K.A] Splitter: im downloadin Zombie Panic
.mf: ok
.mf: what about now
.mf: ?
.mf: css, hl2dm, dod:s, tf2
.mf: ?
[K.A] Splitter: just wait and watch some funny gmod things
.mf: gmod is boring
[K.A] Splitter: uhm Howabout
[K.A] Splitter: Lol Gmod?
[K.A] Splitter: hmmmm
[K.A] Splitter: The Mentos Thief
[K.A] Splitter: WEird Mentos Robot:That WAs Easy*Spams That Was Easy*?
[K.A] Splitter: u have gmod 9?
[K.A] Splitter: w8 gonna put portal off
[K.A] Splitter: stuck on >.<
[K.A] Splitter: helo?
[K.A] Splitter: wanna game of css while wait?
[K.A] Splitter: im goin on gmod9...
.mf: did you get the ****ing mod already?
[K.A] Splitter: omg it said its done but it stopped again
[K.A] Splitter: OMFG!!
.mf: ...
.mf: SO ITS FREAKING DONE
.mf: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: im a ****ing stupid big bastard bitch loser
.mf: ok
.mf: dont piss off again
[K.A] Splitter: IT STOPED AT 11MIN 10 SEC
.mf: omfg
[K.A] Splitter: like ****in again
.mf: (thats firefox ^^_
.mf: )
[K.A] Splitter: i do have mozilla firefox
[K.A] Splitter: wait...
.mf: wait
[K.A] Splitter: I HAVE TO REMOVE MOZILLA FIREFOX?!?!
.mf: it said its done but its on 11 min. still?
.mf: no
[K.A] Splitter: 718MB like Again
[K.A] Splitter: W8
.mf: firefox has nothing to do with that
[K.A] Splitter: WTF?!!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: OMFG WHY THE **** DID I GET THIS ****ING SO CALLED "NSIS ERROR"
[K.A] Splitter: hmmm
[K.A] Splitter: ok calm down
[K.A] Splitter: says failed download oR A VIRUS?"?
[K.A] Splitter: plz dont be a virus or im gonna burn my house
[K.A] Splitter: ok restart steam...
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
[K.A] Splitter: O
[K.A] Splitter: M
[K.A] Splitter: G
[K.A] Splitter: it...
[K.A] Splitter: is a failed download
.mf: am
.mf: did you run the exe?
[K.A] Splitter: i didnt want a virus -_-
.mf: IT IS NOT A VIRUS YOU IDIOT
.mf: OMFG
[K.A] Splitter: it said "it might be a failed download or a virus"
.mf: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I EVER SAW
.mf: ITS NOT TRUE
.mf: ITS LIKE GETTING EMAIL COMFURMATIONS THAT ARE BEING IN SPAM
.mf: GOD DAMN OMG
.mf: IT MIGHT
.mf: BUT ITS ONOT
.mf: BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALREADY USED IT
[K.A] Splitter: Looks like i have toi download ALL OVER AGAIN
.mf: WTF
.mf: DID YOU DELELET IT?!
.mf: !
.mf: !?!?!?
.mf: !
[K.A] Splitter: ITS NOT ON MY GMES LIST!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ITS A FAILED DOWNLOAD!!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: -_-
.mf: IT IS NOT
.mf: START THE ****ING EXE FILE OR I WILL END YOUR LIFE
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE EXE FILE THEN? -_-
.mf: WHERE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TOO?!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: the ****ing web
.mf: HOW THE **** DID YOU DOWNLOAD THE FILE FROM A WEB-SITE ON THE WEB-SITE
.mf: IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR DESC-TOP
.mf: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE DESC TOP :O
.mf: thats it
.mf: you know what, i'm going to put this on the ZP:S forum as humor
.mf: let everyone laugh
[K.A] Splitter: nooo
[K.A] Splitter: Plzz
[K.A] Splitter: i ll dooo anythin
[K.A] Splitter: Or else i ll just download age of chivalry
.mf: TAKE WHAT EVER YOU WANT
[K.A] Splitter: chill
[K.A] Splitter: u kno what
[K.A] Splitter: U need a Chil Pill
[K.A] Splitter: im downloading the ****ing panic mod
[K.A] Splitter: are u even listening?
[K.A] Splitter: dude?
[K.A] Splitter: u kno whhat
[K.A] Splitter: **** YOU BITCH **** YOU U FORGOT TO PAY THE RENT YOU DIRTY WHORE
.mf: I was reading everything all over again to see if its good already to put it on the forum
[K.A] Splitter: u know what
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna eat your Nose
[K.A] Splitter: *eats*
.mf: wtf...
[K.A] Splitter: Ok the test is over now you win go back to ur room For your Cake
[K.A] Splitter: go get zombie master better then shitty zombie panic -_-
