Teen changes name to "Captain Fantastic ...."

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changes name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.""

awesome!

GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) -- A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

The Glastonbury, England, teenager -- originally named George Garratt -- said his new name, which is thought to be the world's longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. "I decided upon a theme of superheroes."
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens_Fantastic_new_name_Super_long/UPI-90361225751268/
 
That's hilariously moronic. :rolleyes:
 
Oh my Jesus! So this means i CAN change my name to Ultra Mega ?!
 
Of rofl. That name's Rick. Rick Diculous.
 
Will he use all those middle names, or will he just go by Captain Combined?
 
He'll probably end up being called the Cap'n.

It's awesome.

Also - this means we can all change our names to our HL2.net usernames, so lets all get going, chop chop.
 
Captain Combine.
 
No cause mine sucks. I'm actually considering changing it to Ultra Mega. For realsies.
 
He sounds like an awesome guy that I would be friends with.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Changing your hl2.net name? Drastic stuff...
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Real name , dawg. Everyone will be all "sup Ultra?" :cool:. Then again that wouldnt top "sup Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined?".
 
lol at anyone who sees that and be all "must be an error in the system."
 
Well your post seemed kind of random and I was guessing you were referring to Willie's post. Also, I second ZT's opinion.

Edit: I is respondin to mech man lol!
 
I heard this on Bob and Tom and couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
 
Who ever he marries will be the luckiest woman ever. Mrs Combined.
 
CptStern said:
well he definately has a better sense of humour than some of the people in this thread
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Are you saying I'm not funny? I will fight you and win.


I was serious, I would be his friend and think it's awesome.
 
Okay, okay, I can never tell with you Stern. You're full of trickery and tricks.

But alright, I will not fight you, and I will not win.
 
It's really not awesome at all, what a douche.
 
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has no sense of humor!!!
 
He's going to feel like a complete idiot in a week. Probably.
 
Probably? He'll probably think he's still goddamn awesome in a week.
 
His friends will still call him George, unless he insists otherwise. Everyone else will have to refer to him as Mr. Cptn Fantastic F. Combined. And he doesn't have to get granny kisses any more. Win-win-win.

/Changes name to Doctor Stupendous Even Faster Than Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined Also Stronger
 
He changed his name online for 20 bucks? Is that even really possible?

Any chance this is a really wonky system and that you can pretend to be him and change his name to "Cockgobbler XII, King of Buttpounders"? I'd chip in $10 :p
 
Hahaha, I laughed so freakin loud. Best Stern thread in ages. :D
 
Captain Fantastic Faster Than...The Flash
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I raged so fucking hard that the moment I hit "Submit Reply" my concentrated hate caused the forums to CRASH. I am still angry.

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