Teenaged hobo robs from the rich to give to the poor (ie himself)

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Visitors hoping to catch a glimpse of the bald eagles on Camano Island in Washington State's Puget Sound are more likely to see a different bird in the sky: a police chopper skimming the cedar forests in search of an outlaw. Colton Harris-Moore, a gangly 18-year-old with furtive eyes and a dimpled chin, has been on police blotters since he was accused of stealing a bike at the age of 8. Since then, he is suspected of having committed nearly 100 burglaries in Washington, Idaho and Canada. Police allege that he graduated from bikes to cars, then to speedboats. Lately, he is suspected of stealing three small aircraft — all the more impressive given that he has never taken a single flying lesson


His recent alleged crimes have been more brazen. He's been accused of stealing speedboats to travel to nearby islands to plunder empty homes. In November 2008, police suspect that Harris-Moore hot-wired a Cessna that belonged to a local radio DJ — he'd ordered a flying manual on the Internet — and crash-landed it 300 miles (about 480 km) east on an Indian reservation. Since then, he may have stolen two other planes, both of which were later found crashed. He apparently walked away from the wrecks, miraculously unharmed.
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it's all fun and games till ...

Before slipping away from a police raid on his mother's trailer, Harris-Moore left a note: "Cops wanna play huh!? Well its no lil game.....It's war! & tell them that." Authorities say he then broke into a deputy's car and stole, among other things, an assault rifle. He is now considered armed and dangerous.
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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1946950,00.html#ixzz0ZheDw0Pp
 
I've seen that guy in London. He was wearing this t-shirt.

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Definitely him.
 
According to local sheriffs, he often slips into a house just to soak in a hot bath or steal mint-chip ice cream from the fridge — a "Goldilocks thing," one investigator says. Initially, Harris-Moore seemed to steal only what he needed for life in the woods. "He's a survivalist," says Archibald. The teenager allegedly used one homeowner's computer and credit-card information to order bear mace and a pair of $6,500 night-vision goggles.
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Cool bro story.
 
I saw this a few days ago.

It's awesome.
 
Wait a second. I heard of this weeks and weeks ago at least.

Was this posted here before? I swear it was on this forum I read it, and not on another.

Gah, this is driving me nuts.
 
Is it weird that I want to be like him?
 
An assault rifle in a police car? Well, a deputy's car, I suppose it's not so crazy.

Anyway, this guy is awesome.
 
"Cops wanna play huh!? Well its no lil game.....It's war! & tell them that."
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Wait, if the note was written FOR the cops to read, who is "them" that they are supposed to tell?
 
I think the note was for his mother...

Also lol at "armed and dangerous"

The guy is clearly just thieving to survive, and only got the gun to protect himself if he absolutely has to. He's not a psycho who will just murder on a whim, methinks. If having a gun makes you armed and dangerous, then there are a shit ton of armed and dangerous people in america. Though I suppose most anti-gun folks would agree with that statement.
 
He's better at stealing than writing notes. That's not all I'm going to say but.. idk, wow. An inspiration to us all.
 
It was written for his mum to give the cops a message, dumdum.
 
As long as no one's shot i wish this kid all the luck in the world.

The James Bond of Hobo's...
 
Has the movie spirits of the 80's reincarnated in to this kid's body?
 
this is awesome

EDIT: Especially because he looks a scrawny british kid.
 
So, so awesome. And further reinforcing my admiration for hobos and their awesome lifestyle.
 
I hope he gets caught after a shootout while wearing tights.
 
sinkoman said:
EDIT: Especially because he looks a scrawny british kid.
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Did you post in the wrong thread?

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He looks like a fat shit to me. Well not fat, but chubby.. Definitely not scrawny.
 
Dog-- said:
Did you post in the wrong thread?

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He looks like a fat shit to me. Well not fat, but chubby.. Definitely not scrawny.
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Wtf, you can't even see his lower half, and he definitely doesn't have mantities. Unless he's got the super stealth beergut steeze going on, but again, you can't even see his belly.

He looks a little more muscular than scrawny, k, but still looks like a skinny british kid.
 
He just has the face of a chubster. I mean look at him, he doesn't look muscular at all.
 
You guys have really skewed perceptions of what is fat and what isn't.

That guy doesn't look fat or chubby at all from that picture.
 
His face does.

Also he looks very ****ing familiar.
 
It's like every kid's renegade fantasies actually being lived out.

"You'll never catch me alive, coppahs!"
 
take into consideration the fact that he outran the police while sporting a hefty giggle...not something a chubby kid could do...probably.
 
No ****ing way he stole an assault rifle from a Deputy car, maybe an AR-15, but not a fully automatic weapon.
 
Maestro said:
No ****ing way he stole an assault rifle from a Deputy car, maybe an AR-15, but not a fully automatic weapon.
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semanticslol

Layman's terms yo. Otherwise people would be making posts like "He stole a ****ing Caribiner?"

Unless you mean the whole autoweapon ban thing. Wouldn't federal whatevers be exempt in that case? 3roundburstlol?
 
Hes the richest hobo I've ever seen. If I ever become a roamer of the streets, I want to be just like him.
 
This guy is ten kinds of badass and maybe a little bit of superman.
 
sinkoman said:
Unless you mean the whole autoweapon ban thing. Wouldn't federal whatevers be exempt in that case? 3roundburstlol?
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I don't see why a law officer would need rapid firing rifles.
 
It's impressive how he has managed to evade the authorities all this time.
 
yeah how awsome is to steal things from other peoples!(except if you are the robbed)
 
Aww this sucks, I wanted him to be really thin, tall and pale with a really long beard. it'd be so much more hilarious xD
 
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