Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

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This makes me wet.

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm
 
What a silly article.

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
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bats don't have colleagues.
 
I woulda just left it there. Think of the scare a guy woulda had when he went up that bra in hopes for some action, but instead finds BRA-BAT!!!! DEFENDER OF TITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
 
facepalm2.jpg
 
That has to be one of the best pictures I've seen in a while.
 
"A teenager who thought movement in her underwear"
"When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra"

HOLY FECK!
 
CyberPitz said:
"A teenager who thought movement in her underwear"
"When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra"

HOLY FECK!
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****ing hell, I was gonna post the same damn thing

I require pics of this girl
 
Yeah, that's why I think she's a whale...
 
I don't care much for sizes, but the picture I posted is of the girl/woman/lady/whichever works mentioned in the article.
 
It's a publicity shot, I guess.

That, or plastic bats are more common over there than I thought.
 
The entire thread was win until the pastic bats showed up.
 
Plastic bat girl is hideous, can we get her removed?
 
Let's just deny reality and imagine she's about 400x hotter than she actually is.

(We're such bad people...)
 
I'd do it, but only so I could say "I did that girl who found a bat in her bra"

"yeah, I found one in her fadge"
 
Sulkdodds said:
Please get a job writing tabloid headlines.
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heh, thanks for the encouragement.

I've actually been thinking about writing for a living for a couple years. I think I'd like to write (possibly illustrated) children's stories or a self-help book.
 
What's that thing between my legs do?

Why am I getting taller, and why isn't it happening too my friends?


I fail, I know.
 
I thought she'd be screaming and shit. Aw well, its cool that she left in there.
 
It took her 5 hours, she must be as blind as a bat. It's funny how she didn't bat an eye at all...
 
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