Teens Who Don't Eat Breakfast Are More Likely To Have Sex

[Headcrab Pie]

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/02/20/teens-who-skip-breakfast-more-likely-to-have-sex-earlier/

 

[Kamikazie]

I guess that explains it...

 

[Darkside55]

"Our research has found that children who are brought up in a good family environment are less likely to have sex at a young age."

"Everyone knows that. All our years of research have been wasted on quantifying yet another well-known fact! How can we justify this?!"

"...We tell the press that breakfast is responsible! But then we have the article launch into the real reason behind our findings."

"Brilliant!"

 

[Musk]

If you say so.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I skip breakfast all the time, and I never have sex!

Spoiler

 

[Kamikazie]

You're only 15. Give it another 2 years.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Almost 16!
Almost!

 

[Warped]

i never skip breakfast but when i do.....look out kapshoosh!!

 

[Adabiviak]

Correlation is not causation: kids who have sex aren't eating breakfast because they've been up all night getting laid. :farmer::naughty: :thumbs:

 

[Kula Meenur]

^this.

 

[nurizeko]

I haven't eaten breakfast (aside from once or twice at hotels and whatnot with other folk) since I was 12.


I didn't get laid until I was 19.


All those missed bowls of shreddies for NOTHING. :flame:


Oh...no wait, its because breakfast is annoying and unnecessary especially when you got places to be thank you modern lifestyle that barely begrudges you a lunch break sometimes.

 

[PJ]

if you eat breakfast your more likely to get fat and therefore less likely to get laid. that explains it.

I eat breakfast. f*ck!

 

[nurizeko]

if you eat breakfast your more likely to get fat and therefore less likely to get laid. that explains it.

I eat breakfast. f*ck!

Your still cool to us. :cheers:

 

[Rizzo]

I eat all the time.

I could have sex with all of you right now if I wanted.

 

[Eejit]

"Our research has found that children who are brought up in a good family environment are less likely to have sex at a young age."

"Everyone knows that. All our years of research have been wasted on quantifying yet another well-known fact! How can we justify this?!"

"...We tell the press that breakfast is responsible! But then we have the article launch into the real reason behind our findings."

"Brilliant!"

You don't think the sensationalist headline-grabbing media might be more to blame?

 

[Sheepo]

I'll add this to the list of things that make me more likely to have sex:

1) Not eating breakfast

 

[Blackthorn]

2) Hanging out with Blackthorn

 

[Cornerstone]

Blackthorn gives up his ass like no ones business!

 

[Blackthorn]

I can make it your business if you like.

 

[Sheepo]

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:

 

[Bad^Hat]

This just in - people who eat ice cream are more likely to be eaten by sharks.

 

[Sheepo]

This just in - people who mock silly studies are more likely to die at the end of their life.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Correlation is not causation: kids who have sex aren't eating breakfast because they've been up all night getting laid. :farmer::naughty: :thumbs:

I don't know ablout you, but on such occasions I always rise early and enjoy a hearty repast.

 

[nipples]

I could have sex with all of you right now if I wanted.

You sure could.

This just in - people who mock silly studies are more likely to die at the end of their life.

Oh shit.

 

[PJ]

Your still cool to us. :cheers:

how can you love a fat person! don't lie! it just makes things WORSE!

but actually that special k ad on tv says your more likely to loose weight by eating breakfast.
but my theory seems to make so much sense. with visible proof

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Nope, theory's bull I've still not had sex.

 

[Eejit]

It's not a theory, it's an observation

 

[freakyflor]

FACT: If you skip breakfast you get anorexia, if you get anorexia you die, if you die you don't get laid.

 

[Darkside55]

You don't think the sensationalist headline-grabbing media might be more to blame?

No. It's always the scientists. Whenever you need to blame someone, blame them.

Or Nazis.

Or Nazi scientists.

This just in - people who mock silly studies are more likely to die at the end of their life.

Shit.

And I'm eating breakfast right now, too.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I eat cereal everyday: I'm still a virgin at 23 D:

On the bright side I am as feisty as a mountain goat

 

[The Monkey]

Or, "teens who have sex are less likely to eat breakfast".

 

[Mutley]

Sex boast thread. \o/

 

[Bad^Hat]

FACT: If you skip breakfast you get constipated, if you get constipated you don't shit, if you don't shit she can't examine your stool to see if you're an eligible mate.

Fixed...?

 

[Krynn72]

If I eat breakfast at 1:30pm, does that still count?

 

[Sledgehammer]

If you get up by that time...

I'm a fanatical supporter of breakfast. Even continental breakfast is better than no breakfast. Fortunately, teens who eat no breakfast are also stupid. And none of us are that, right?

 

[Blackthorn]

I never eat breakfast, it takes me a good couple of hours after I wake up for me to be able to eat. Anything before that makes me feel really sick.

Safe to say that correlation does apply to me.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Teens who have sex during breakfast most likely to spend day with rice crispies in ass crack

 

[Sledgehammer]

I call for genocide on non-breakfast-eating-citizens.

 

[lefty]

Why? because they get laid more than you?

 

[Sledgehammer]

No, because they don't eat breakfast.