Teeth

[Drackard]

http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=133710

.... Not quite sure what to say, other than wtf ?

 

[Russian Mafia]

I talked to several people who have watched it. They said that they almost stopped having sex with women because of it.

 

[Eejit]

Why did they make a man review it? Empire has female staff...

 

[Reginald]

The cinema where I work isn't getting it in because they don't think it will do well.

This sucks.

 

[Sheepo]

I've heard about it.

*shudders*

 

[Que-Ever]

The Stan Winston tribute is better

http://www.empireonline.com/features/photo/stanwinston/default.asp?NID=22759

 

[Harryz]

Empire is awesome.

 

[Eejit]

Biggest film magazine in the world.

Also the best.

 

[MJ12]

Heard it was good, after many people saw the trailer they said it reminded them of me.

 

[kineaesth]

I've seen it, it's actually really cool.
And funny. It's like a slasher film, so it's hilarious.

 

[Drackard]

I just fail to see how you can end a film like this well

 

[kineaesth]

I just fail to see how you can end a film like this well

That... What?!

 

[Drackard]

Wha?!

 

[Cormeh]

The problem is that it never really goes anywhere, a repetitive series of severed penises just tossed about - apologies - willy nilly.

Swish!