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uh, ok. those good at writing random things will enjoy themselves. here's a short story i wrote to a friend, we're sorta doing these story things.
anyway, i figured it owuld be fun to do this with hl2 net, arc is a friend of mine and i'd figure we could replace him with any other known dude from here.. i dunno.. abom for example
just make up your own short story, but it must have:
a known dude from hl2 net
and it must be funny
here's an example, some of you might not understand some of it because it contains "bilingualism."
[Ch. 12 - teh omgz0r!!!1]
Arc headed back to his place. The neighborhoods of Miami were lit by a yellow, setting sun; the streets were illuminated all in a yellowish color. It was about six o'clock, things were peaceful over at Miami. Teh streets were filled with little dudes playing soccer, and a particularly stupid kid happened to kick the ball over where Arc was.
"Pass the ball, random_dude!" cried a happy kid from afar. "Sure thing," Arc said, "sure thing," he repeated in a quieter tone. Arc grabbed the soccer ball, and kicked it over a tall building. "Dude what the FOCK, essay!?" cried some 5 year-old kid, everyone turned to look at Arc with a mutinous look on their faces.
"Er," said Arc, "I'll go get it," he lied. Arc started jogging, then he found himself sprinting. All the little kids started making a war-cry thing, only Arc assumed it could mean they were calling the cholos. His assumption was right, out of nowhere random cholos appeared from every direction.
"My brotha here ses you kick teh boll ofer that beelding, D. What the FOCK be your problem, essay!?" Cried...
an ugly dude, resembling his 5 year old bro. "You know D? Peepoll around here call me "the knife man," becos i be skilled with knives. An i not only cot peoples' heads off, ya know?" Arc darted his eyes from Cholo to Cholo, trying to find an escape. Then he cast a nervous look on the ugly cholo who was talking. "So... you don't duel with knives... you cut mens' dignities off too... OMGER!" said arc.
"Eso ays, mayate, eso ays." "and now compa I'm going to remove those lovely, preshoss spheres from URGH!"
Arc had managed a way out, he hit the knife dude hard in the balls and said, "see if YOUR spheres work after that!" Arc ran, at full speed, and then he was soon out of the cholos' reach. They all looked quite frightened. However, the Knife Dude said, with a shrill, high-pitched and somewhat defiant tone... "esto no be over, essay! te voy a coger! i will ownzer j00!"
anyway, i figured it owuld be fun to do this with hl2 net, arc is a friend of mine and i'd figure we could replace him with any other known dude from here.. i dunno.. abom for example
just make up your own short story, but it must have:
a known dude from hl2 net
and it must be funny
here's an example, some of you might not understand some of it because it contains "bilingualism."
[Ch. 12 - teh omgz0r!!!1]
Arc headed back to his place. The neighborhoods of Miami were lit by a yellow, setting sun; the streets were illuminated all in a yellowish color. It was about six o'clock, things were peaceful over at Miami. Teh streets were filled with little dudes playing soccer, and a particularly stupid kid happened to kick the ball over where Arc was.
"Pass the ball, random_dude!" cried a happy kid from afar. "Sure thing," Arc said, "sure thing," he repeated in a quieter tone. Arc grabbed the soccer ball, and kicked it over a tall building. "Dude what the FOCK, essay!?" cried some 5 year-old kid, everyone turned to look at Arc with a mutinous look on their faces.
"Er," said Arc, "I'll go get it," he lied. Arc started jogging, then he found himself sprinting. All the little kids started making a war-cry thing, only Arc assumed it could mean they were calling the cholos. His assumption was right, out of nowhere random cholos appeared from every direction.
"My brotha here ses you kick teh boll ofer that beelding, D. What the FOCK be your problem, essay!?" Cried...
an ugly dude, resembling his 5 year old bro. "You know D? Peepoll around here call me "the knife man," becos i be skilled with knives. An i not only cot peoples' heads off, ya know?" Arc darted his eyes from Cholo to Cholo, trying to find an escape. Then he cast a nervous look on the ugly cholo who was talking. "So... you don't duel with knives... you cut mens' dignities off too... OMGER!" said arc.
"Eso ays, mayate, eso ays." "and now compa I'm going to remove those lovely, preshoss spheres from URGH!"
Arc had managed a way out, he hit the knife dude hard in the balls and said, "see if YOUR spheres work after that!" Arc ran, at full speed, and then he was soon out of the cholos' reach. They all looked quite frightened. However, the Knife Dude said, with a shrill, high-pitched and somewhat defiant tone... "esto no be over, essay! te voy a coger! i will ownzer j00!"
