Telemarketer Counter-Script

[Anthraxxx]

Get revenge on telemarketers by using their own techniques...

http://www.scaryideas.com/Cartoons/CounterScript/

 

[dream431ca]

interesting find...quite a unique find.

 

[JNightshade]

I've had a copy of this for a while, been meaning to use it forever. Too bad I signed up for a do-not-call list.

 

[Anthraxxx]

lol, yeah. We canceled our home phone and opted to go with a cellular plan.... no telemarketers for me...:shrug:

 

[Glirk Dient]

HAHA That is awsome! Oh man I wish I got telemarketer calls. Odd thing is I don't even have a telemarketer blocker and they still don't call me!

 

[ailevation]

I've had a copy of this for a while, been meaning to use it forever. Too bad I signed up for a do-not-call list.

I did too! Love it! Amen.

 

[CyberPitz]

After I started asking the telemarketers if they had sex with children...I stopped getting them D:

 

[$kelet0r]

no one ever rings me ;(

 

[Cormeh]

Since the telemarketers that phone me can barely utter a word of English, the phone gets put down rapidly.

Nice find though!

 

[EC]

do-not-call list > this. However, it would be a great tool. That, or you can just tell them while they are in mid-question "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number." *click*

 

[ríomhaire]

My second name is O' Keeffe, pronounced (oh-key-ff)
I once picked up the phone and was asked "Is this mister Oh-Kefy?"

I think that was posted before BTW.

 

[CptStern]

fool proof way they'll leave you alone:

"no speakee de english"


works every time

 

[JNightshade]

My dad used to have so much fun with them. I remember once, out of the blue, he randomly asked "so, what are you wearing?". He managed to carry on the conversation for a while... priceless.

 

[Shodan]

I actually used this once before, my family were really impressed when I started interogating 'Raj'.

Raj got so pissed off, he started shouting at me, but I have that places number now, so they are victim to all my pranks.

Thats right 3G! Its me!

You lack discipline! HAHAHAHA

 

[Jangle]

I don't understand why they want you to fill a form in and send it off...

 

[Dekstar]

fool proof way they'll leave you alone:

"no speakee de english"


works every time

Except when it's the Immigration services.


Dekstar's post comes to you from Taiwan!

 

[OvA]

I like to pretend the telemarketer is an old friend calling, and I ask personal questions etc...

 

[Ames]

I like to think that telemarketers have already adapted to this and have a plan of action to counteract whatever silly traps you may plan to set.

 

[OvA]

I like to think that telemarketers have already adapted to this and have a plan of action to counteract whatever silly traps you may plan to set.

I like to think I'll spend the rest of my life eating Twinkies and watching hundreds of hot young virgins oil each other up on my private beach.

 

[Fliko]

I've got to try this. Never did get those telemarketers when they managed to find my number.

 

[Death.Trap]

Telemarketers earn me my 3k a week. I love em all.