Telemarketers!

[CyberPitz]

Heh, Just got off the phone with one, she agreed to pediphelia, I jokes some with her, make some fun cracks....then she comes off saying she recorded it and sending to the police...well...sadly, I don't have any child pornography around or ANYTHING...so good luck winning that case. Anyway, have anything fun you've done? My personal favorite would be screaming at them as loud as you can.

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[DiSTuRbEd]

My favorite is when I picked up the phone and heard them about to ask, then just hung up.

 

[SupremePain]

I once screamed "Heil Hitler!" and then hung up. They never called back, wonder why?

 

[Steve]

I'm an old fashioned guy. Soon as they say something, I just scream "WHORE!"...but I don't hang up.

 

[CyberPitz]

Anyone got threatened with the "Law" about saying something? Because really, freadom of speach....*laff*

@steve: Haha, not hanging up, what do they say?

 

[Steve]

Anyone got threatened with the "Law" about saying something? Because really, freadom of speach....*laff*

Well, also, they called YOU, so you can tell them whatever the hell you want.

@steve: Haha, not hanging up, what do they say?

Well, usually they still wanna try the sale...so they say "excuse me, sir?" So I say "nothing" and let them keep going. Then, a few moments later I'll scream it again, and usually they'll hang up on that one.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well, also, they called YOU, so you can tell them whatever the hell you want.

Well, usually they still wanna try the sale...so they say "excuse me, sir?" So I say "nothing" and let them keep going. Then, a few moments later I'll scream it again, and usually they'll hang up on that one.

Lmfao, mind if I borrow that one once or twice?

 

[Steve]

Knock yourself out.

 

[SimonomiS]

Hasn't there been a thread like this before?

 

[CyberPitz]

NO! never, not, nein

 

[SimonomiS]

NO! never, not, nein

Your cute avatar makes up for it. Even though I dont know what the hell it is, from some anime I think you said once.
Anyway, just start breathing heavily and ask the telemarketer what they're wearing.

 

[Dekstar]

When they pick up the phone and are about to ask questions, say something like:
"Hello Sir/Madame. From which part of the country are you phoning from?"
And then they'll probably go "Wha...?"
Then you just keep asking them random questions like "How many times per day do you bathe?"
Oh and add "Thanks for your co-operation on this telemarketers questionaire" every so often

 

[Steve]

Oh yeah! Pick up, then say "Yes, I'd like a large pepperoni."

 

[The Monkey]

I usally ask them what they're up for the weekend.

 

[CptStern]

when they call my house I always say:

"no speeky de engrish"


works every time

 

[CrazyHarij]

My sister has a shit job as a telemarketer at the moment, you guys gotta realise they're just ordinary people on the line who have to say stupid shit for a company.

 

[Steve]

My sister has a shit job as a telemarketer at the moment, you guys gotta realise they're just ordinary people on the line who have to say stupid shit for a company.

Still not as bad as my friend's sisters job. She worked for a telephone service for deaf people. They'd type into this special computer thing, and she'd have to say what they typed, no matter how ridiculous.

 

[SimonomiS]

Still not as bad as my friend's sisters job. She worked for a telephone service for deaf people. They'd type into this special computer thing, and she'd have to say what they typed, no matter how ridiculous.

...Do you have the number? :E

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

I work a bit as a telemarketer. No one's ever been clever with me, some people just swear. I have an awesome boss so we'll all have a good laugh about it after telling people off.

 

[CyberPitz]

I work a bit as a telemarketer. No one's ever been clever with me, some people just swear. I have an awesome boss so we'll all have a good laugh about it after telling people off.

why cant they all be like you
@simon: Scrapped Princess is the anime

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

My sister has a shit job as a telemarketer at the moment, you guys gotta realise they're just ordinary people on the line who have to say stupid shit for a company.

Thats why I just hang up, its better than screaming/saying some stupid thing to them that they may get offended by.

 

[The Monkey]

What happened to your name, Steve_O?

 

[Steve]

What happened to your name, Steve_O?

Zerimski changed it for fun. To confuse you. He hates you.

 

[The Monkey]

Zerimski changed it for fun. To confuse you. He hates you.

He hates me? That's not what it seemed like last night.

 

[Tr0n]

He hates me? That's not what it seemed like last night.

Don't worry...you're my <3 monkey.

 

[CyberPitz]

Don't worry...you're my <3 monkey.

Your cheating on me?!!?

 

[Ames]

There needs to be more hate in this thread. That's what telemarketers do. Make us hate.

More hate please.

 

[Tr0n]

Your cheating on me?!!?

Yes.

You aren't the first...nor will you be the last.

 

[SimonomiS]

Your cheating on me?!!?

Pfft hes been cheating on me for months, I just need some hard proof for my lawyers...

 

[CyberPitz]

Yes.

You aren't the first...nor will you be the last.

Will you at least goatse me for the last time.... ;(

 

[Ames]

That's it...more hate...

RINGRING RING RING BANANA PHONE

 

[Steve]

There needs to be more hate in this thread. That's what telemarketers do. Make us hate.

More hate please.

**** you.

 

[The Monkey]

Your cheating on me?!!?

:O You two?!?! Tr0n, how could you?

 

[Tr0n]

Don't hate the playa...hate the game.

 

[Shippi]

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