Terrorists and Wile E Coyote have a lot in common

[CptStern]

Many Afghan suicide bombers "never even make it out of their training camp," thanks to the jihadi tradition of the pre-martyrdom "manly embrace": "the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests."

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/o...-or-killers-in-al-Qaeda-1001756-98783309.html

 

[15357]

» In 2006, an FBI sting rolled up the "Liberty City Seven," whose ringleader, the Washington Post reported, "wanted to blow up the Sears Tower in Chicago, which would then fall into a nearby prison, freeing Muslim prisoners who would become the core of his Moorish army. With them, he would establish his own country." Sounds like a plan!

» 2007 saw the arrest of six Islamists who planned to launch an armed attack on New Jersey's Fort Dix, but were rounded up after they "asked a store clerk to copy a video of them firing assault weapons and screaming about jihad."

» In 2003, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed associate Iyman Faris went to jail on charges involving a plan to topple the Brooklyn Bridge by severing its suspension cables with a blowtorch.

» The 2005 Jose Padilla indictment revealed that some Islamic terrorists haven't quite mastered speaking in code. One of Padilla's co-defendants insisted he was just talking about sporting goods on the surveillance tapes, but couldn't explain why he'd asked his co-conspirator if he had enough "soccer equipment" to "launch an attack on the enemy."

Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/o...-al-Qaeda-1001756-98783309.html#ixzz0uQ8gZNA4

Oh god lolololololololololol

 

[Raziaar]

I first heard about this at least two months ago.

Wait, was this tidbit of information referenced on this forum before?

Maybe it was another forum I visit.

 

[Stigmata]

» The 2005 Jose Padilla indictment revealed that some Islamic terrorists haven't quite mastered speaking in code. One of Padilla's co-defendants insisted he was just talking about sporting goods on the surveillance tapes, but couldn't explain why he'd asked his co-conspirator if he had enough "soccer equipment" to "launch an attack on the enemy."

This is the greatest thing I've read all day.

 

[Raziaar]

Why do you need any soccer equipment? Just brush your opponent or appear like you're going to, and he'll collapse to the ground in a ridiculous heap.

 

[Warped]

I really think some of our own people in the US are bigger terrorists that go on killing sprees at the office place or in schools. They at least know how to do it right even though i totally disagree with their killing of innocent people. if a guy walked into a drug lab and shot it all up that would be cool, but a lot of ****tards kill innocent people and end up probably grieving at some point in their life

 

[Ridge]

How about the guy arrested here in Denver....he was trying to buy beauty supplies that contained small amounts of chemicals he could buy in bulk without raising suspicion had he gone to a Home Depot...

 

[xcellerate]

I need 287 pounds of concealer please.