Testicle attack!

[DreamThrall]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

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[Raxxman]

feckin ow!

 

[CptStern]

cringe ..agh

there's not a guy here who wont cross his legs upon reading your article

 

[Lucid]

Jesus christ!

D:

 

[Icarusintel]

FACT - Women are batshit insane, they just tend to hide it

 

[Dekstar]

She has balls, I'll give her that.

 

[DreamThrall]

She has balls, I'll give her that.

Correction: HAD balls. ... Ball. In her mouth.

Kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase "balled in her mouth"...


That's a woman who is certainly ON THE BALL.

 

[<RJMC>]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

D:

 

[DannyC.]

Jesus, ouch. Poor guy.

What made me laugh is that she stated in court that she is in no way a violent person, when the reason she's there is because she ripped out her ex's testicle with her bare hand and then tried to swallow it.

 

[clarky003]

How the hell do you just pull off a testicle, that article somehow made it sound casual.

 

[Tyguy]

happens to the best of us

 

[-Psy-]

Omfg! D:

 

[Ren.182]

Argh, cringe!!

Poor guy. It's killing me thinking about it, can't imagine how it felt for him.

 

[brink's]

Right now, in Virginia a woman is serving 2.5 years for serving beer to minors...that's pretty much the same as ripping someones balls off in my mind......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6747807.stm

 

[mindless_moder]

No no no no ... NO!!!!!
man i feel so bad for that guy, his life will never be the same again.

 

[Evo]

Happened to me last night...it was Samon

D:

 

[Dekstar]

Correction: HAD balls. ... Ball. In her mouth.

Kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase "balled in her mouth"...


That's a woman who is certainly ON THE BALL.

Do you go to stand-up shows and correct all the jokes the comedians make?

 

[Taboo]

D:

"the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person"

It will live with her forever? Shes not a violent person? wtf?

 

[Taboo]

She really dropped the ball right there.

heh heh.

 

[VirusType2]

Right now, in Virginia a woman is serving 2.5 years for serving beer to minors...that's pretty much the same as ripping someones balls off in my mind......

HUH? Get out of town, are you serious?

 

[DreamThrall]

Do you go to stand-up shows and correct all the jokes the comedians make?

Yes!

 

[hool10]

Dude she ripped them off with her bare hands. Ripped them off. I never even knew that was possible. Ouch. :x *Remember this Pitzy when your gonna screw that STD girl lol. **Holy smokes, she tried to eat it too?!? HOLY SHIT!

 

[VirusType2]

"It was never my intention to cause harm

if that is the case, then why did she try to swallow it!

It's one thing if it was an accident and she was like OMFG Opps!

But she tried to eat it! how is that an accident?



2.5 years? She should get more than that.

 

[Baratos]

Hey, at least he still has one of them.

 

[Asuka]

What a ****ed up world.

 

[Warbie]

Blimey, that's just so wrong. To actually rip one off completely :/

It reminds me a little - just because it's also cringe worthy - of an episode of Casualty 999 (or something similar) in which a guy got his nuts caught in a piece of farming equipment. According to the presenter his testicles were 'degloved' - his scrotum was ripped away leaving his nuts hanging like tiny red ball earrings /o\

 

[Taboo]

According to the presenter his testicles were 'degloved' - his scrotum was ripped away leaving his nuts hanging like tiny red ball earrings /o\

D:

*shudders and crosses legs* Its just... so wrong.

 

[Krynn72]

Sound like she was having a BALL!

 

[Warbie]

 

[MiccyNarc]

What the hell?

 

[<RJMC>]

I think she deserve the nickname nutcracker

 

[Bulletbrain]

if that is the case, then why did she try to swallow it!

To get rid of the evidence?

Police: We got a complaint that you are in possession of an illegally acquired ball?

Lady: Ball?Ball? What ball? I knew I guy who had a ball once... Go ask him!

 

[Marinmald]

this is exactly the reason why I carry spares.

 

[baron insig]

my balls just retracted to somewhere behind my ribcage

 

[Cormeh]

I actually feel sick, dizzy and D: reading that.

 

[soulslicer]

NUTCRACKER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he had a ball of a time..

 

[Robbo]

Wait... This guy broke up with her, then said he still didn't want to go out with her at a party and she pulls one of his nuts off, AND SHE'S ONLY OFF THE STREETS FOR 2 YEARS. What the f***, be afraid be very afraid.

 

[Beerdude26]

Ex-boyfriend was critically hit in the groin for 255 hit points. He can't take the excruciating pain and slumps to the ground.

.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh **** me