Testosterone Enducing Foods?

[Uriel]

Curious, is there such a thing? If so what foods?

 

[Solaris]

Pr0n. tbh.

 

[kirovman]

Horse's bollocks. Tastes like brocolli (there's logic in that, if you can see it).

 

[OvA]

Horse's bollocks. Tastes like brocolli (there's logic in that, if you can see it).

Veggiepenis lol

 

[JNightshade]

Peaches. Those shits get me PUMPED.

 

[Qonfused]

No, no, MANDRIAN ORANGES GET ME UP THE WALL.

 

[OvA]

1. Find a post by short recoil
2. Lick your monitor

 

[Dr. Freeman]

1. Find a post by short recoil
2. Lick your monitor

lol...
winNAR \o/

 

[JNightshade]

Just close the thread now. There's no upping OvA's post.

 

[OvA]

Shit, I was hoping my 1,000th post would be something clever, but I don't think I can top 999

 

[Lou]

Curious, is there such a thing? If so what foods?

External organs increase with testosterone. I am not sure getting shots of testosterone, as an adult, or even as a teenager, would have any effect though.

 

[Yuri]

Popeye says: Spinach.

 

[Steven]

Curious, is there such a thing? If so what foods?

Having touble gettin it up aye? :naughty:

 

[Sulkdodds]

See sig.

 

[Skaadi]

See sig.

Omg! Zombo.com!!!!

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

The unatainable is unknown at Zombo.com!

 

[short recoil]

Green vegetables (spinach, brocolli, sprouts)
Eggs, Fish, Meat, Whey protein and protein in general

Protein that comes from whey or egg hydrolysates can increase testosterone hormone levels.

Hydrolysates are predigested proteins rich in dipeptides (two amino acids joined together) and tripeptides (three joined together). Dipeptides and tripeptides can escape digestion and go directly to the liver where they increase production of the powerful anabolic hormone insulin growth factor-1 (IGF-1).

As a result, hydrolysates do a better job of building muscle than whole proteins or free-form amino acids so be sure to look for these when you purchase protein supplements.

To boost your masculinity and enhance your body's normal disease-fighting ability, eat more broccoli, cabbage and Brussels sprouts. A recent study showed these veggies to be rich in indole-3-carbinol (I3C), a phyto-chemical known to turn "bad" estrogens (which shut down testosterone production) into good ones which help to restore it's production.

Why do you want to increase your testosterone?
You know what will happen, your sexual drive will equal that of a male elephant and if you try to hold yourself back you'll either end up putting your (or someone else) head through a wall or you'll have a iron gurder of an erection forever.

I've got too much testosterone, i don't think i can fight certain urges any longer.

 

[kirovman]

Too much testosterone will be countered, as your body will produce estrogen to compensate. Man-boobs may occur as a result.

I've got too much testosterone, i don't think i can fight certain urges any longer.

R-A-P-E! :O ;(

 

[short recoil]

Too much testosterone will be countered, as your body will produce estrogen to compensate. Man-boobs may occur as a result.

R-A-P-E! :O ;(

Yep, testosterone has to be "used" effectively.......train hard and **** hard.

An no, i'm not brian peppers.

 

[JNightshade]

Oh, so you'll go after women instead of children?

 

[Sulkdodds]

An no, i'm not brian peppers.

But we never see you two in the same room...

 

[OvA]

But we never see you two in the same room...

The logic is undeniable

 

[Flyingdebris]

the best testosterone inducing food is whole mime.

you just walk up to these zany mute performers and just swallow them whole. You'll be chopping down endangered redwoods with your penis in no time.

 

[LiquidToast]

*licks monitor*

 

[JNightshade]

*eats mime*