textsfromlastnight.com

[Reginald]

We've all sent embarrassing texts while drunk. This website chronicles the best and the worst. And also some that clearly aren't texts but are still funny as hell.

Hilarious.

http://textsfromlastnight.com

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

 

[CyberPitz]

[strike]m[/strike]old!!

I have it on my Blackberry Storm and read the new ones constantly.

 

[Vegeta897]

Old and lame.

What's next, FML posted a month from now?

 

[ChiliFan]

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

 

[Reginald]

**** you guys. It's new to me.

This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

So I had this idea for one of these sites, but it needs http://www.aid.com/ to be free.

AM
I
DYING?


Today, I slept with my sister and I think she has some kind of VD, AM I DYING?

Today, I stubbed my toe and it really hurts, AM I DYING?

Today, I injected cocaine into my penis and it fell off, AM I DYING?

and so on.

 

[CyberPitz]

I want to do textsfromtomorrow.com. That way the Time Travelers don't feel left out.

 

[Darkside55]

Today, a guy on the internet used the "it's new to me" excuse to post old news. MLIA.

 

[Rizzo]

A stream of snot shot from my nose laughing from this.

Today, I learned that the French word for watermelon is "Pastèque" which translates to "not steak". Thank you France, for clearing my confusion about the difference between watermelon and steak.MLIA

 

[Dog--]

My life is average is so god damn shitty now.. Guaranteed every single one is fake, but not only that, they aren't even average, they should rename the site 'kinda funny/good things that happened to me today'.. Go to the last page of that site and read those - the real mlia stories - THAT'S why the site was funny, hell they are old and STILL funny.

 

[Warped]

this stuff is pretty funny, will check back later on it

 

[Sledgehammer]

Best one I found yet:

(201): i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

 

[Dan]

It's new to me

this stuff is pretty funny, will check back later on it INTM

**** you guys. INTM

 

[Ravioli]

I hate these types of sites. FMY, MLIA etc etc


garbage, GARBAGE I TELL YOU

 

[Dog--]

Hold on...

Garbage I Tell You... GITY..

hmmm..


Today I looked in the image dump and saw anime. GITY.

I think we've got something here Ravioli! You get busy making the site, I'll count the cash!