Thank the ****ing lord Tim Burton/Nic Cage never did Superman

[CptStern]

it's disco superman

A long time ago, Nicolas Cage started a fan war when he was selected to play Tim Burton's Superman in the final adventure of the Man Of Steel. Now test pictures have leaked of the actor in the blue suit.

The movie's screenplay was written by Kevin Smith and eventually rewritten by Wesley Strick. The whole thing was set to film in 1999. But after spending loads of cash, the studio eventually dropped the movie, which centered on Superman's demise. This was a good thing, because as much as I enjoy a bad Nic Cage movie, with the yelling on every other emphasis, I don't think I could handle him as America's greatest hero.

http://io9.com/5364772/the-nic-cagetim-burton-superman-that-never-was

 

[lefty]

I read "superman" as "spiderman" like four times.

 

[<RJMC>]

if that was have done there wouldnt be any of the current famous superhero movies of recent years

 

[Yorick]

if that was have done

what.

 

[Maestro]

I read "superman" as "spiderman" like four times.

That's because Superman is a retarded hero.

I mean seriously, he's got like every cliche power ever! Totally munchkin.

 

[Viperidae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk
A great tale.

 

[Sheepo]

Superman sucks without being in poorly made movies anyway.

 

[Barnz]

Can't be worse than Smallville, tbh.

oh, and please put that image in some spoiler tag.

 

[Warped]

I never really liked Superman. Batman is where its at!

 

[hot564231]

Green Lantern is higher on my list than superman, but wrap is right, batman is is where its at, that is until it turns back into a campy piece of shit like batman and robin.

 

[Krynn72]

Batman is a piece of shit too. Barely a step above Superman. Superman may have lame powers, but batman has no powers.

Batman's enemies however, are easily some of the best villains out of all the ultra popular comics.


Also, WHAT THE F*CK at that picture. I thought it was a joke and was photoshopped. I wish I never read the rest of stern's post because now i feel sick.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I love you Tim Burton, but it's great you never did Superman! Looks like it was going down the look of those horrible post Val Kilmer batman films.

 

[Sheepo]

Batman is a piece of shit too. Barely a step above Superman. Superman may have lame powers, but batman has no powers.

Batman having no powers only makes him that much more of a badass, correct? Nice math, ya stupid dog.

 

[Yorick]

Batman is a piece of shit too.

I thought we were friends. How could you say such things.

 

[Rizzo]

There are some great superman storys. But like almost everyting, it gets ****ed up and a freash coat of shit painted over it.

 

[Harryz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk
A great tale.

A great story with a great pay off. I don't think much of Kevin Smith, but he tells some pretty damn good stories.

 

[Rizzo]

I like him.

 

[CptStern]

Batman having no powers only makes him that much more of a badass, correct? Nice math, ya stupid dog.

it kinda makes him a weirdo who dresses up as a bat




and who said green latern is better than superman? green lantern is a horrible.

his powers are silly:

the character is stupid:

he's a racist ass cracker:

and he may be a poofter:

and superman can be be made into a good movie however DC/warner bros would never allow the drastic changes needed to make him relevent to today: think Dr Manhattan without the blue penis and the cosmic powers; he'd grow bored with humanity as he's literally invunerable

 

[Eejit]

I want a Red Son film.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

It actually looks like Nic Cage is trying out for a porno: The Man with Balls of Steel

 

[hot564231]

and who said green latern is better than superman? green lantern is a horrible.

*snip*

Uh yeah, you used silver age comics, I gonna say that's a pretty cheap move there Cap.

 

[CptStern]

you're right, the modern green langern are much better:

"zoinks!!! rook at my ring raggy"

 

[Yorick]

omglol.

 

[hot564231]

you're right, the modern green langern are much better:

Yeah it is if you watch the animated movie romeo,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJ9TluI1Wk

Also yeah those character are retarded, but I never said anything about the supporting characters, I was saying about the main character in general yeah Muppet.

 

[CptStern]

ya green lantern is much better in cartoons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82gc55JnuQY

 

[lefty]

Did he say something about gnomes?

 

[Stigmata]

Did that guy punch a sound wave?

I need to read more comics.

 

[hot564231]

ya green lantern is much better in cartoons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82gc55JnuQY

Wow your full of cheap shots today Cap, you know yourself the brave and the bold it meant to be campy, and in no way reflects the mainstream comics, for Christ sake, aquaman in a moron in B&theB compare with the mainstream comics.

So your argument is invalid or would you like to throw another cheap shot, buddy boy :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

Wow your full of cheap shots today Cap, you know yourself the brave and the bold it meant to be campy, and in no way reflects the mainstream comics, for Christ sake, aquaman in a moron in B&theB compare with the mainstream comics.

So your argument is invalid or would you like to throw another cheap shot, buddy boy :naughty:

relax man, I was being purposefully cheeky. I watch justice league on almost a daily basis with my son, GL is ok

also brave and the bold is the best cartoon on tv atm AND Aquaman isnt a moron in the show he's AWESOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkQtIcuiTk&feature=related

he's the best version ever of aquaman ever (primping egotistical prince of the sea type, as is befitting of atlantean royalty)...no really

 

[hot564231]

I'm not getting working man, I'm just debating with you, if I was worked up, I'd be calling you every swear word of the day

Also, I've got some links for you for motion comics, they're in your inbox.

 

[lefty]

yeah when hot gets upset he's even more incomprehensible.

 

[hot564231]

yeah when hot gets upset he's even more incomprehensible.

Outrageous!

 

[lefty]