Thank you

[Scoobnfl]

Thank you to the people of Ohio, for voting R this year.

Thank you Swiftboat veterans for airing the truth about the cowardly and dishonorably discharged scumbag democrapic candidate we had.

Thank you Michael Moore for not eating sooooo many donuts and taking time from stuffin yer gob, to flap it and infuriate and galvanize millions against your lies, your cause, your party, and your candidate.

Thank you Dan Blather for some excellent vetting on your fabbed up story and forged documents you used to...... well....... enf your career. It couldn't have happened to a more dsihonest and dissingenuous bastard.

Thank you John Kerry for being the east coast blue blood shitbag liberal you are.

Thank you John Edwards for the appeal of.... well........ a disingenuous egotistical trial lawyer with an oh so oversheepified southern drawl that was worse than Jody Fosters in silence of the lambs. You really brought utter and shameless fakeness to a new level.

Thank you to our allies who have stood with us in our time of need.

Thank you to the men and women in our amed forces, and thanks to their families for all of their combined sacrifices.

Thank you Ted Kennedy for being such a drunk dumb****.

 

[seinfeldrules]

I'm sure they were more than happy to oblige!