the Arctic is now an island

OH MY GOD
I'm going to have to take an AEROPLANE or some kind of WATER-BOUND VESSEL if I wish to see Santa Claus now!
 
Scientists: "Global warming has melted all the ice passages around the North Pole, possibly signifying a 'death spiral' "

Companies: "Let's celebrate by exploiting it for cheaper shipping! Hooray!"

what the heck
 
dfc05 said:
Scientists: "Global warming has melted all the ice passages around the North Pole, possibly signifying a 'death spiral' "

Companies: "Let's celebrate by exploiting it for cheaper shipping! Hooray!"

what the heck
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/shock
 
Global warming is a myth guys. Now lets go to the north pole, and bring your swim suits and sun lotion. It's gonna be awesome.
 
Faaaaaaantastic. I have been waiting for this to happen for so long.


Wait, are we on the same frequency?
 
If my beloved Antarctica starts melting as much as the Arctic has, I will hunt down and murder every executive of every oil and chemical and automotive company in the world.

And then I will form a collection of Red Blazers as I rampage through the real estate world and land developers. I will acquire a vast amount of hard hats as I hack my way through the logging industry.

And then I'll start with all the automobile drivers in the world. And the boat drivers, and the heavy equipment drivers.

AND THEN I'LL START WITH THE COWS, after Mr and Ms John Q. Smith farm/cattle industry owners are disposed of.
 
Go make bridges bitch.
 
Good, **** the ice.

Who cares anyway? Antartica is growing faster than the artic is shrinking.
 
Norn said:
they're fishing grounds for polar bears and mating grounds for pegiuans....
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Ah, good point, i didn't think of the bears. So all the boats going through are gonna piss the bears off? is that what we're saying?
 
It not only pissed them off... it's ****ing drowning them. Holding their heads under the water and yelling, "TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!". But the bears don't know. The bears don't know.

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Piss off can mean anything ranging from missing the car key to death to eternal torture.

Anyway, I can't believe there is someone still denying global warming. God's existence is more probable than global warming's non-existence.
 
kazsymonds said:
Ah, good point, i didn't think of the bears. So all the boats going through are gonna piss the bears off? is that what we're saying?
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Yes. And when the bears get angry, we're all going to be sorry.
 
global warming is coming to your hometown, run while you can.
 
ALERT +++ ALERT +++ ALERT


DO NOT PANIC.

PANIC!

WE ARE EXPERIENCE THE END OF DAYS, IT APPEARS THE EARTH IS COMING OUT OF THE CURRENT ICE AGE AND ENTERING ONLY ITS 5TH ICE FREE PERIOD IN ITS 4 BILLION YEAR HISTORY.

THE HUMAN RACE IS DOOMED TO DIE IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAYS IMAGINABLE AND MOSTLY UNIMAGINABLE.

DON'T PANIC.

WERE DOOMED!.

Our best, smartest and most attractive scientists, working with our most obscenely rich and dumbshit celebrities are ensuring that at least some of us survive if we follow exactly what they say, which will no doubt require us to spend all our money on useless crap, useless carbon trades, and useless expensive "environmentally friendly" upgrades to our homes.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:

* Siphon the petrol out of your car's tank, spit it all over the car, stand a safe distance, and light you care on fire, as the evil devil machine burns, ensure to chant scripture and throw blessed water on the burning witch vehicle.

* Take an axe, spade or any large heavy poled object and smash up any natural gas using equipment and pipes, hurry! ITS TRYING TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN CARBON FOOTPRINTS, KILL IT!!!. Ignore the strange hissing noise and odd smell, if you get sleepy simply take a nap, you merely tired yourself out from saving your family from environmentally unfriendly appliances.

* Rip your computer from its tainted place of rest and throw it into your neighbours house, better they die from inefficient use of electricity then you. Write a letter (by candlelight if needs must) and send it to the provided address, and allow 15 days for delivery of the recycled paper leaflet detailing the rest of this hazard guide.

* Take all books, magazines and paper in your house and burn it in a great bonfire in your back garden, and pray the fumes waft into the faces of the tree murdering ****s who killed the tree's in the first place. Ignore the smoke, it is just the vengeful spirits of the killed tree's going off to apply natures wrath upon those who ended them.

* Take all electrical appliances in your home and drive them (in your new electric car) to a power plant, cut down some tree's (and properly thank their spirits) and build a catapult, and engage in righteous crusader warfare against the polluters. Aim your catapult at the head managers office and fire the electric using inefficient sin of a car when all other ammunition is exhausted.

* using your surviving children as free labour, begin the laborious process of dismantling your devil house, it is a monument to polluting inefficiency, its an abomination that must be purged one brick at a time.

* Throw out all food stuffs that are not non-GM, fair trade and carbon offset for their production, and all your clothes to, find out where your local hippy lives and learn the art of living off of the most basic of diets and how to make grass skirts.


* take a moment to relax, take deep breaths, and embrace the natural world you will now be allowed to survive in, if any of your family dies from exposure or malnutrition, just remember, they were obviously doing or thinking something non-green. Man is evil, man is a sin, and he is only allowed to exist as long as he bends over and takes a big huge green one up the rear compartment from nature.


STAY ONE STEP AHEAD, STAY SAFE, STAY ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND AND CARBON NEUTRAL.

PURGE THE UNCLEAN, BURN THE HERETIC.
 
kazsymonds said:
Good, **** the ice.

Who cares anyway? Antartica is growing faster than the artic is shrinking.
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No, Antarctica is not "growing". Anartica is losing vast quantities of ice per year.

The problem is that less ice in the arctic means more water vapor in the air and liquid water in the ocean. Ultimately this means more global warming, which means less ice, which means more global warming (aka. "death spiral").

The biggest problems will come when the antarctic and Greenland ice sheets melt. When this happens, water levels in the ocean will rise dramatically, which could have very detrimental effects on coastal cities.
 
Norn said:
they're fishing grounds for polar bears and mating grounds for pegiuans....
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You don't fish for polar bears. If anything, you polar bear for polar bears.
 
Global Warming is just the natural turn of the earth, it get hot, ice melts, then gets very cold for a while, then gets warm again, repeat repeat.. Everyone stop bitching about stuff we could never ever change, Global Warming happens whether humans exist or not.

We may have sped it up with our pollution, but only like 50-100 years, it would've happened anyways, better to get it out of the way now.
 
Global warming is natures way of saying, **** off and die. I would prefer being gang raped and atomized by alien cock than suffer a slow death by GW.
 
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