The Class Tie-Ins by Valve

[LackingSaint]

Post some ideas for possible classes Valve could make for TF2 that relate to previous Valve games-


Class: Chell
Primary weapon: Portal Gun
Secondary weapon: Shotgun
Melee Weapon: Companion Cube

Class: Freeman
Primary weapon: SMG
Secondary weapon: Pistol
Melee Weapon: Crowbar


This is of course merely a fun thread, not a thread actually asking for more classes like these.

 

[ríomhaire]

Gordon Freeman
Gravity gun
SMG
Crowbar

Chell
Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Aperture Science Enrichment Centre Live Fire Pusle Round Android Training Sentry Turret Spawning Device
Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube

Civil Protection
SMG
Pistol
Batton
Manhacks

Terrorist
Sniper rifle
Desert eagle
Knife
"Fag"

 

[saratos]

Ivan the Space biker
Primary, Secondary, and Third, are all a OHKO with a space bike.

 

[CLIKKY]

the Norris:
primary weapon: Kill everybody
Secondary weapon: Sleep with women
Melee weapon: his beard

 

[Darkside55]

Aleph
Class ability: She erases any memory of herself and disappears, never to be heard from again.

 

[Lizardizzle]

Bill Gates

Primary: Calculator cannon
Secondary: Microsoft Windows Flag launcher
[Tertiary]: buy out another teams sentry/tele/dispencer
Melee: Wad of cash

Garry Newman

Primary: BANGUN
Secondary: BANPISTOL
melee: BANHAMMER

Willie

Primary: Rape cannon
Secondary: Monster drawings to scare away his enemys
Primary: Penis

Alyx

Primary: Machine pistol
Seconday: Shotgun
Melee: Her feet and hands

Duke Nukem

Primary: Can of Whoopass
seconday: Pistol
Melee: foot

The doom guy

Primary: machine gun
Secondary: Double barreled shotgun
[Tertiary]: BFG
melee: chainsaw

 

[McGooTheWise]

Alma

Primary: Freaking people out, making them go insane with disturbing images.
Seconday: Exploding people with her mind.
[Tertiary]: really ****ing creepy looking.
Melee: Peralize her victims into an illusion, slowly walk toward them flashing back & forth from child to adult as she walks closer, then as the lights flicker, charge towards the player in a freaky on hands and feet, sideways sort of gallop...

Samon

Primary: Edortor skeelz.
Secondary: Opinionated, and always right about it.
Melee: There is no melee, only mind games.

Angus Young

Primary: Awesome shredding.
Secondary: Amazing shredding.
[Tertiary]: Skips around while playing, or puts his fingers on his head to simulate horns.
Melee: Your insides implode from his amps.

The most awesome thing ever. (I don't know what it is, but I can only guess that it's awesome.)

Primary: It's f*cking awesome
Secondary: Makes your head explode from it's awesomeness.
Melee: Hitting you with a ton of awesome, killing you instantly.

 

[Adabiviak]

Chex Squadron Commander

Primary:Zorch Propulsor
Secondary:Large Zorcher
Melee: Super Bootspork

 

[LackingSaint]

Chell
Aperture Science Enrichment Centre Live Fire Pusle Round Android Training Sentry Turret Spawning Device

Ahh, the old ASECLFPRATSTSD.

 

[Eltin]

Ahh, the old ASECLFPRATSTSD.

beautiful :') just beautiful

 

[LackingSaint]

beautiful :') just beautiful

Yes. Yes, it is.