The combine shall face the wrath of the spanish inquisition!

[Narcolepsy]

I was playing around with Garry's mod, and got a disturbingly twisted idea: why not try to draw and quarter someone with some well placed rope and a few thrust-enhanced cars? Better yet, why not do it with four buggies in multiplayer mode?

So I tried it out on my own, and it just wasn't that interesting, likely due to the fact that the ragdolls can't be dismembered. But then I remembered that Zombies in the game can, but I don't know how to force the zombie ragdolls to be ripped in half.

So, does anyone have any idea on any console commands / easy SDK stuff I could use to, say, trigger the zombie to be cut in half at a certain tightness of the rope, or a certain speed of the car? Any other ideas? I'm a complete newbie to the SDK and even console commands, but this idea could be priceless in its comedic value if correctly executed.

 

[cereal]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Sorry I couldn't resist

 

[Danimal]

I tried stretching bodies with 2 working cars, didn't work.

So, does anyone have any idea on any console commands / easy SDK stuff I could use to, say, trigger the zombie to be cut in half at a certain tightness of the rope, or a certain speed of the car? Any other ideas? I'm a complete newbie to the SDK and even console commands, but this idea could be priceless in its comedic value if correctly executed.

If you set it to the speed of the car, it will be buggy, tightness of the rope seems more suitable

 

[itsmygame]

Hack them in half with the saw blade. You can shoot it out with the shotgun. :O

 

[CookieCuttah]

I was thinking about this...Are rubber bands possible in the engine? ((I wanted to launch watermelons off the roof))

 

[Frosty288]

forget watermelons i'd launch people into the nearest wall.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Rubber bands?! :O I don't think it will look that 'rubber', tho

 

[Maui]

I was thinking about this...Are rubber bands possible in the engine? ((I wanted to launch watermelons off the roof))

There are physically simulated springs - you could jury-rig a rubber band, yeah.

 

[Sulkdodds]

HL2: Spring Boots Mod
HL2: Elastic Band Mod
HL2: Slinky Mod

 

[CookieCuttah]

I think that would rule.

 

[Milkman]

HL2: Slinky Mod

Gordon- "Slinky, Slinky, everyone loves a slinky! GO SLINKY GO!"

Metrocop- "Uh maybe we should leave this one alone."

Combine Soldier- "Uhh Roger."