The eleventh commandment: Buy a Dildol?

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Well maybe it's not a commandment, but this online Ye Olde Sexe Shoppe asserts that the big frowny god in the bible tells you pleasure the hell out of your lover.
Seriously.
And literally...?

WARNING: CONTACT WITH LATEX WHILE NON-MARRIED OR HOMOSEXUAL CARRIES A HIGH RISK OF BEING SMOTE FROM THE HEAVENS FOR YOUR SHAMEFUL SINNERY.

If ever you're bugged by an uptight jebusite, I suggest you send 'im to book22.com for inexpensive and certified fundamentalist-family-friendly cockrings.
Oh yeah, and they built a blog cabin on the blogoramasphere.

So the question for all you religious folks of the world:
Is this deal as kosher as the edible toys are certified to be?
 
"Each pack includes one set of Gum Job (for use on him) and one set of Clitoral Kiss (for use on her). The candy is pressed onto the teeth, creating a smooth, slippery cushion. Both certified kosher with a delicious passionfruit flavor!"

lmao
 
ewwww ...nothing would kill desire like having the likeness of jesus printed on the side of a condom ..what's next? Virgin mary dual pronged dildos?

Vass said:
Edible toys?
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have some freakin decency, this is christianity we're talking about ....it's edible boys
 
Christianity is defined by its pedophiles.
 
CptStern said:
have some freakin decency, this is christianity we're talking about ....it's edible boys
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CptStern said:
ewwww ...nothing would kill desire like having the likeness of jesus printed on the side of a condom ..what's next? Virgin mary dual pronged dildos?
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Such a thing actually exists. Google it. It's probably one of the creepier things you'll ever see.
 
wow a religious sex shop. how odd. seems kind of contradictory. i like my sex toys to be nice and athiest. or at least agnostic, i like an open minded dildo.
 
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