The ending of BioShock (Spoilers)

[TheOneFreeMan]

I just had to tell somebody this ...

I saved all the Little Sisters. And obviously I got the good ending, gave them their life back, got a family, etc ... but am I the only one, when I saw that last scene with the dying hand and the five women's hands with rings on ... am I the only one who thought:

"Holy shit ... he married all five of them? Lucky biatch!!"

Seriously.

 

[mechanicallizard]

oh seriously?

 

[TheOneFreeMan]

Srsly.

 

[Darkside55]

That's pretty serious.

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too bad the endings were terrible

 

[huntingbear]

*LOL hoping you're being sarcastic*

you do know they went off and got married and had their own lives/husbands, and you were basically their "big daddy" for all of them?

what suprised me was that none of them were even slightly obese! NONE!

 

[Lizardizzle]

slender hands? Who knows what could be attached to them!

 

[TheOneFreeMan]

That's pretty serious.

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too bad the endings were terrible

I feel my version improves the endings significantly.

Man fights his way through underwater hell, and for what? The opportunity to escape and be a father to five mutants? Hell no. The opportunity to have a sixsome with five identical twins? Ending automatically gains a huge boost of awesomeness.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

I feel my version improves the endings significantly.

Man fights his way through underwater hell, and for what? The opportunity to escape and be a father to five mutants? Hell no. The opportunity to have a sixsome with five identical twins? Ending automatically gains a huge boost of awesomeness.

This, this and more this.

 

[Adabiviak]

It could be the effects of being an Adam processing plant, then having that 'disabled', then hitting puberty... probably look like heroin addicts. No six-way for me, thanks.