The everlasting machine.

[moppe]

Oh shit, I just came up with the most perfect idea ever.
Ever.

Put a slinky in a escelator.
Hahahaha, I need to do that.
Bye 'tads.

 

[Maxi]

erm... what?

 

[Ikerous]

LOL, that would own...

 

[Letters]

I never could get a slinky to go down the stairs right. ;(

 

[qckbeam]

This is indeed a disturbing universe

 

[Ames]

Holy crap...that would so own on this

http://pedia.newsfilter.co.uk/wikipedia/c/ce/central_mid_levels_escalator.html

 

[Kangy]

Oh shit, I just came up with the most perfect idea ever.
Ever.

Put a slinky in a escelator.
Hahahaha, I need to do that.
Bye 'tads.

Great idea man.

*runs to London*

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I laughed quite a lot when I read that

Best idea ever.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Someone call Tom Green. I'll put the slinkee on the escalator and he can waddle around in spandex shrieking "mummy!" and pointing to his bum bum.

 

[Sprafa]

Best. Idea. Ever.

You could light the world for free.

 

[Max_Payne]

*pulls out a giant sausage* DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

ahahah

PEACE

Lol

 

[qckbeam]

God I love peanuts

 

[CrazyHarij]

You offer flip-flops, I offer tax pays

 

[CyberSh33p]

omfg. why did I not think of that first

 

[Murray_H]

Do you mean escalator as in the magic moving steps?

If so, then I think you have earned yourself a nobel prize! Or at least an Ig Nobel, but I say nobel!

 

[qckbeam]

omfg. why did I not think of that first

YOU WERE TOO BUSY COOKING THAT DAMN CAKE!!!! :flame:

 

[outpost]

YOU WERE TOO BUSY COOKING THAT DAMN CAKE!!!!

But I need that cake! It has the tools I need to break me out of jail!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

But I need that cake! It has the tools I need to break me out of jail!

So thats why my movements have been so off lately...

 

[qckbeam]

So thats why my movements have been so off lately...

I think.....just perhaps....you should seek medical attention....right now

 

[outpost]

I think.....just perhaps....you should seek medical attention....right now

Thats what some guy told me.... when I got a hand cut off. I told him "Pfftt, noob!" and walked away.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well I went out to seek medical attention...but the medical part slipped my mind and I walked up to a homeless guy shouting "Quick, give me attention I've done something very wrong with a particually tasty sponge cake, and some cutting implements! I wont go into details, but lets just say...I wont be using the toilet for a while"

 

[Death.Trap]

Haha, thought he said put a slinky in an elevator...so I was kinda lost for a bit. But ya...I laughed at that one a good while.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Haha...Elevator. Crazy Americanisms....

Would be quite fun to watch him stick a slinky in a lift and stand there staring at it.

 

[CyberSh33p]

oops, I totally did it wrong then

 

[moppe]

Guess who was a bit drunk and posting here last night?

 

[Viperidae]

Guess who was a bit drunk and posting here last night?

I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Sorry officer, it's a bit hard to recite the alphabet when you've had a couple of drinks.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Good afterble, constanoon.

 

[Bad^Hat]

*pulls out a giant sausage* DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

I'M A SEXY BOY!!!

 

[moppe]

I'M A SEXY BOY!!!

It's just all of the other people that is ugly, mama said.

 

[PvtRyan]

BUT, what if the slinky goes down faster than the escalator can go up? The horror.

 

[Deadline]

BUT, what if the slinky goes down faster than the escalator can go up? The horror.

... the universe would obviously implode...

 

[moppe]

BUT, what if the slinky goes down faster than the escalator can go up? The horror.

Problem solved by an everlasting escelator.

 

[Fat Tony!]

sounds cool however slinkys appear to never work. Hmm reminds me of the deady slinky thread

 

[Bad^Hat]

Problem solved by an everlasting escelator.

That would make the whole escalator idea redundant

How about... ZERO G SLINKEES!?!?

 

[Direwolf]

http://www.bash.org/?188572