specialmax
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Ok I was thinking one day about all the expansions they made, so I thought "they must of cut some expansions out.". So I thought of this... "Ah! Freakin Idiot"!
Here it goes....
CHAPTER ONE: Act good!
" Now gruuunt grrrflaahh hoo000!!!" I was taking a dump and it hurt so bad I put toilet paper in my crack and went back to work. My name is Derick Deper, a scientest/slacker. Yet unfortanatly instead of posting shi-at at halflife2.net and playing garrys mod I had to act really good because a man in a suit was coming. We didn't know who he was, after all he was barely seen here in Black Mesa Lower Area #4 in a 1/2. The dumbest stupitest place there. The only thing good was it had a anti-gravity field that I snuck in at night. I was walking and inspecting a thing called a Xen Crystal. "MeH!" I yelled out. Everyone looked at me, I gave them a sour/monky face. Kind of like this -> :dork:. I decided to see this "guy in a flippin sweet suit". So I went up to the main re-search facility and saw this dude.
END OF CHAPTER!!!11!1 Feed back please...
Here it goes....
CHAPTER ONE: Act good!
" Now gruuunt grrrflaahh hoo000!!!" I was taking a dump and it hurt so bad I put toilet paper in my crack and went back to work. My name is Derick Deper, a scientest/slacker. Yet unfortanatly instead of posting shi-at at halflife2.net and playing garrys mod I had to act really good because a man in a suit was coming. We didn't know who he was, after all he was barely seen here in Black Mesa Lower Area #4 in a 1/2. The dumbest stupitest place there. The only thing good was it had a anti-gravity field that I snuck in at night. I was walking and inspecting a thing called a Xen Crystal. "MeH!" I yelled out. Everyone looked at me, I gave them a sour/monky face. Kind of like this -> :dork:. I decided to see this "guy in a flippin sweet suit". So I went up to the main re-search facility and saw this dude.
END OF CHAPTER!!!11!1 Feed back please...
