the FBI be spying and shit

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Me and my friend went to the mechanic today and we found this on his car.

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i am pretty confident it is a tracking device by the FBI but my friend's roommates think it is a bomb..any thoughts?

Edit 1:I should also clarify that the FBI had interest in my friend since his father passed away, as he was a religious leader and they've made attempts at contacting my friend to spew racist questions. Edit 2: i shouldve been more clear when clarifying but religious muslim leader...and i am an ent! : ) but it was my friend's car and he doesn't reddit. My plan was to just put the device on another car or in a lake, but when you come home to 2 stoned off their asses people who are hearing things in the device and convinced its a bomb you just gotta be sure.


http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dmh5s/does_this_mean_the_fbi_is_after_us/
 
Looks like a plug in lightsaber with too many buttons.
 
I'm pretty sure those things have, or at least should have, anti-temper devices which activate when you pull it off from the surface of whatever it was sticking to.
 
I thought this was going to be a story about how people were paranoid and thinking some common device was an FBI tracking device. Then, before reading the rest of the thread I googled the model number from the pic and found it was a gps tracker for police. I was all wtf, and then read the thread, and now I am even more depressed about our government.
 
Saw that on reddit earlier. Pretty wtf. I love that in movies the tracking devices are always like the size of a quarter and that's like a power strip with a remote attached to it.
 
Saw that on reddit earlier. Pretty wtf. I love that in movies the tracking devices are always like the size of a quarter and that's like a power strip with a remote attached to it.
Heh, yeah.

How inconspicuous.
 
I thought this was going to be a story about how people were paranoid and thinking some common device was an FBI tracking device. Then, before reading the rest of the thread I googled the model number from the pic and found it was a gps tracker for police. I was all wtf, and then read the thread, and now I am even more depressed about our government.

Is this where I swoop down, take you under my leather-clad wings, and teach you just how depressing your government is?

I can picture it, Krynn. You'd be my Side-Dog, we'd comb the streets of America for all kinds of Freemasons and Globalist Scum - then eventually we will face the Rockefellar and Rothchilds (In their true reptillian forms) together - and defeat them!

Only to find clutched tightly in Rockefellar's withered old hands, the original tombs of Kabbalah Magic that were sealed beneath Solomon's Temple. We would become warped and twisted from the utter temptation of such power within minutes! Finding ourselves digging at each other's throats for supposed Ultimate Power, while the sandstone Masonic Temple crumbles around us, sealing us in for an ill-fated, slow death.

...tbh maybe I should just find someone else. Someone with thumbs.
 
I'm getting the **** out of this country as soon as possible
 
Why hasn't Kat posted here yet? In the one case where the government is quite likely actually spying on someone.

Maybe it's because they're undercover agents working under Kathaksung to restore order and initiate new world order through antagonizing the government with planted evidence suggesting foul play.

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If I was that guy I would've driven to the airport, put it in a piece of luggage, and flown it overseas.

FBI HQ: "Sir, it appears this guy his flying his car over the Atlantic."
 
I doubt that thing would make it past baggage check before you had a national guard member shoving an m16 barrel in your mouth and a pack of DEA hounds tearing away at your family jewels.

Please don't take anything that looks like that on a plane, for your own sake.
 
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