The Forbidden Kingdom

made a few decades too late. jet li and jackie chan are getting old for this... action would've been much more epic had this movie been made in their prime.

what's up with the dorky kid?
 
If I was to watch it, I'd walk out after the Chan-Li fight.
 
If I was to watch it, I'd walk out with a large wet spot on my jeans.
 
made a few decades too late. jet li and jackie chan are getting old for this... action would've been much more epic had this movie been made in their prime.

what's up with the dorky kid?

Totally agree with you. I had trouble paying attention during rush hour 3 just because Jackie Chan's wrinkles were too distracting. I'm guessing that if I watch this movie it's going to be the same way, I'll just be occupied thinking about Chan's and Li's age to actually enjoy the movie. It looks kind of funny none the less.
 
Looks like Crouching White Kid, Hidden Comedy to me.

And yeah, theres a sort of age limit now for movies, thing theyve passed it.

Then again, Ford is coming with Indy again, but he's more of a legend so we'll let his DOB slip under the radar for that one.
 
Jackie Chan hasn't reached his prime yet, fools. Haven't you watched "Drunken Master?" He won't reach his prime until he's like 65-70 years old carrying around a gourd of rice wine. Heaven help you if you get into a fight with a 70-year-old Jackie Chan drunk off his ass and anywhere remotely close to a chair, a ladder, anything not bolted to the ground, if he's wearing a jacket, if he's wearing shoes, if he has a watch or a necklace, or if there's a fancy race car around.

Anyway, movie looks good. The guy in the gold armor (I'm presuming he's an emperor or something) has f*ckawesome powers; reminds me of Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night, except instead of hurling a bunch of swords at you he uses spears.
 
Ah, martial arts movies. A guilty pleasure of the most acceptable kind.
 
Looks like Crouching White Kid, Hidden Comedy to me.

Exactly... Its a Hollywood funded American produced kung fu film and the vast majority of those are shit. You have to go way back to enter the dragon to find a good one... :( This could be good but i lack any hopes for it.
 
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