The fragile complex mind of a teenage female

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The fragile complex mind of a teenage famale CRAP WRONG FORUM

Is it just me or is being a teenage girl just almost always spell out emmotional trainwreck. All my friends that are girls (im a d00d) seem to be bitching constatly over something or another, from things like the drama of a might be preganancy to the bickering on and off relationships with feuding girlfriends these creatures never cease to piss me off.
I cant really go even a few hours in my day without getting some kind-of complaint of an un-supportive boyfriend or a harsh rumor. Paternal issues in most of the woman who are completely emmotionally unstable. If they dont have a father or have a lacking or unhealthy father or unstable parents (in my experience) seem to bitch more.
Another girl I know has parents who recently are fighting and went to jew school as a youngon (im jewish but never attended a jewish school or even attended services) she was shy but got over-exposed and now thinks she is an emo artsy drama queen. Problem was I confronted her (big mistake) now she says "nothing she does is right" funny thing is... I never noticed she did anything wrong.
I tease everyone and dont change my pace for fragile emo kids... sad I know but :( i'm an asshole. She just really gets on my nerves.. she is touchy feely with anyone who she can touch and is basically willing to do anythign with a guy that is nice and social + cute... all my girlfriends are sluts :( it's a shame.. i gotta make some new friends. Guys have it easy.. next to them I guess
women commonly experience:

penis envy
periods
cooking/dishes/laundry :p
shopping
and... so many shoes to choose from every day
 
Yes, the mystery of the female teenager minds is like AIDS, its always mutating, deadly, and can be passed through.. Ahem..
 
Hey there HeadCrab! I thought you left! I guess I'm just behind the times.
 
\o/ you just compared the number one reason not to hang around women to women themselves :)
 
hey darkstar.. I got lonely.. so I came back :p (after asking munny of course)
 
Dulrough said:
Um babyheadcrab, why did you quote yourself?
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because I hit the wrong damn button :(.. sorry i have 2 xanax and 1 klonopin in me :( i cant help my lack of..keen..ness :p :monkee:
 
2 xanax and 1 klonopin, one sounds like its from an alien sci-fi, the other from a kiddie show, what are they?
 
Dulrough said:
Hmm, sounds like the girls this thread is on could use some of these.
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truer words may have never been spoken. except for maybe those of maddox
 
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
because I hit the wrong damn button :(.. sorry i have 2 xanax and 1 klonopin in me :( i cant help my lack of..keen..ness :p :monkee:
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I could use 2 xanax right about now.....ahh.....that would be nice.
 
DarkStar said:
I could use 2 xanax right about now.....ahh.....that would be nice.
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..they do feel good.. I cant risk gettin addicted though :angel: takes 2 of em to get me normal anyway because im always so anxious... 2 more would be needed to get... buzzed.. one might say.. not a good idea for me I guess :p but i've done it before
 
Gotta love the female body, the most beautiful thing on Earth :thumbs:

But its a real pain in the ass when you get in trouble and have to apoligise for doing NOTHING AT ALL. I was watching a video at my friends place, and then my friend Rachel storms out, then comes back down after ten minutes and asks me if i'm cut at her. I was just watching the freakin video and she assumed i'm cut at her. So i ended up apoligising for something i didn't even do.
 
You people will never understand

*runs off laughing evily*
 
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
women commonly experience:
penis envy
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What women do you know?

Anyway, being a hormonal teenager's hard enough, but I think girls have more to deal with so I can understand and sympathise. Most of my friends in London are girls and seeing them complaining from period pains, for example, is pretty bad - I definitely feel better for being a guy.
 
Gotta love the female body, the most beautiful thing on Earth
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Its just the male body, with an extra set of parts and a missing one. ...tis why I like Females with short hair...
 
K e r b e r o s said:
Its just the male body, with an extra set of parts and a missing one. ...tis why I like Females with short hair...
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The differences are quite substantial.
 
Its just the male body, with an extra set of parts and a missing one. ...tis why I like Females with short hair..
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Are you joking?
 
The Mistress said:
You people will never understand

*runs off laughing evily*
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You're all a bunch of crazy nutbags.

Why do i love you so much?

Man will never understand the female mind.



...resisting urge to post bad joke.....UGH.......AHHHHHHH

Q: What does it mean when you're wife / gf comes into the living room and complains about how much tv you watch?

A: Screw that what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen!?!



... yeah i'll show myself out.
 
Now adays, little girls think they are women at a lot younger age, when they really arent, so when they start doing grown up things, their little pre-pubescent minds dont know how to handle it.
 
burnzie said:
Q: What does it mean when you're wife / gf comes into the living room and complains about how much tv you watch?

A: Screw that what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen!?!
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An alternative (IMO better) question with the same answer:

Why did the woman cross the road?
 
SLH said:
An alternative (IMO better) question with the same answer:

Why did the woman cross the road?
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There are alot of versions, i have heard that one too. ;)
 
Well aside from women being stapled to chickens, I'd say the real problem lies within all of us really ;)
interesting snippet of a conversation I had with a girl I knew last year
she asks me, "I bet it must be really hard being a guy." I respond, "Heh. I always thought it seems really difficult being a girl."

so yeah, seems we all suck :p
 
pffft, u forgot the biggest problem in this thread, u sad they had fragile complex minds, they dont have minds!
 
I LOVE bad jokes

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothin! You already done told the b*tch twice!

Note: I do not condone domestic abuse. be nice ppl :)
more on-topic: i love em, but i can't understand 'em. usually.
some of the absolutely coolest and cutest girls i know always are complaining about how they can never get dates and such. seems like a lot of self-esteem and self-image problems...


ps. i hope no-one's offended by this, it's meant only as a joke.
Post 300. YAY!
 
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
women commonly experience:

penis envy
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Yes, because we all know Freud wasn't full of BS. :p

The main problem I have with some women is when they say something, but expect something else. For example, you ask them if they want something from the shop, and they say no. You come back, and they ask you why you didn't get anything for them.

But..you just said you...why didn't you...I...you...

ARGH. *pulls hair out*
 
Most people have self esteem problems, even the ones that we look to and think "Wow...Conifdence embodied"

On a slightly related note, I was talking with a girl yesterday and she said I sounded like one in the way I was talking with her. No my voice isn't high pitch, but apparently I was just speaking with her like a girl would :O

I think thats good...Possibly...Well, maybe.
 
Not quite...We were talking about various things really, but it started with her boyfriend. Or, boyfriend to be anyway.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Not quite...We were talking about various things really, but it started with her boyfriend. Or, boyfriend to be anyway.
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You? :O
 
On topic, I hate Generation X/Y including myself.

We ( generally) worry more about Seventeen magazine or Linkin Park than the War in Iraq.
 
Sprafa said:
On topic, I hate Generation X/Y including myself.

We ( generally) worry more about Seventeen magazine or Linkin Park than the War in Iraq.
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Maybe you do...
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
but apparently I was just speaking with her like a girl would :O

I think thats good...Possibly...Well, maybe.
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Its good if you want to be friends with a girl. But if you want to be more than friends then its not so good. ;(
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Most people have self esteem problems, even the ones that we look to and think "Wow...Conifdence embodied"

On a slightly related note, I was talking with a girl yesterday and she said I sounded like one in the way I was talking with her. No my voice isn't high pitch, but apparently I was just speaking with her like a girl would :O

I think thats good...Possibly...Well, maybe.
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omg! :O
Farrow lied to us.. hes really a she :O

anyway this is the second time today i am agree with Kage.. and that quite frankly is starting to scare me.. :eek:
 
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