The Gay Test

Mr-Fusion

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Greetings.

Here we will discover if YOU are gay. :frog:

Simply watch and answer the questionaire provided.
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1. Are you aroused?

2. Are you not aroused?

If you answered yes to question 1 you are not gay.
IF you answered yes to question 2 you are gay.

The test is concluded. Thankyou for your time and patience gentlemen.
 
Those breasts are too big. Not pretty. And the test implies that I'm gay, which I'm really not.
 
Here i sit, upon the forefront of scientific research and this is how my ingenuity is treated?

Gentlemen, we are all in this together. The goal of advancing humanity is on all our minds! It is a shared dream! Only with appropriate answers to the questions will mankind make any progress!
 
Agreed with Brick. Don't like the boobies that size. It's unnatural lookin'.

P.S. Brick, we still on for that sex later?
 
If you have answered Yes to both, what are you?


Edit - sure, i'll fire up some css beta :naughty:
 
When she runs those things probably smack her in the face :|
 
Eh, they probably have their practical uses. Airbags, maybe?
 
Dont mock gland disorders. This is obviously a case of boobular syndrome.
 
She's not even hot.

A better fitting test to that picture would be:

'Are you aroused? If so, you like bimbo's with fake boobs.
Are you not aroused? Then you either have taste or you're gay.'
 
I hate to think of the back problems that those things give.
 
I heard somewhere that some girls with oversized boobs would get operations to reduce them precisely because of back problems.
 
They probably can't fix this.

*image removed*


yuck :x



edit - Noes 5 infractions! D:
 
I hate fake breasts. I mean, I was aroused, sure, but I still prefer women that don't look like pornstars.
 
sorry if I'm not aroused of a little pixelated gif of a fake bimbo with an ugly face and plastic boobies.
 
People give big boobed women a hard time. They're people too. People with back problems. And large chests.

But don't think for a minute I wouldn't mind spending sometime...

I...I'll stop here..
 
She's pretty hot, but that won't be enough to get me aroused.
 
I'd say they did more work on her breasts than they did on New Orleans after the hurricane.
 
I was not aroused because she was gyrating around really weirdly...
maybe coz of bad connection though.
 
My god... her breasts are WAY too big. I hate breasts that large. :x

And her face looks like it has five pounds of makeup on it.
 
If you were able to take your eyes off that image and read the questions, you're gay.
 
She's ugly and is making stupid expressions. I am not aroused. Guess that makes me a homosexual. A woman-loving homosexual. Wait...does that mean I'm a lesbian?

Also, what are all you people talking about? Her blatantly-artificial breasts aren't even that big. They're just ugly. Those're like what, Ds? Those qualify as average size in my book.
 
It's not the size, it's the shape. Girls with naturally large breasts are fine. I just hate fake breasts (both on an aesthetic level and for the shallowness they represent).
 
She's ugly and is making stupid expressions. I am not aroused. Guess that makes me a homosexual. A woman-loving homosexual. Wait...does that mean I'm a lesbian?

Also, what are all you people talking about? Her blatantly-artificial breasts aren't even that big. They're just ugly. Those're like what, Ds? Those qualify as average size in my book.

Not really when it comes to someone who prefers B-C sizes... for appearances.
 
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Her eyes look like a babboon's anus... and she has toxic smoke coming out of her mouth. She's airbrushed all to hell, and breasts are gigantic. No thanks.

Being straight does not mean being attracted to every 'model' out there.
 
She's just as bad as the first pic.

I must refer to my New Orleans post on this one as well.
 
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