The government and you.

[NeptuneUK]

ever had any wierd shit happen to you with no explanation?

objects go missing randomly?

feel like you are being watched when no one is around?

suffer from memory loss?

wierd things you get told at school that make no sense?

know someone, or some people who are always acting shifty and suspicious?

notice wierd objects in rooms or public that seemingly have no purpose?

if so, you you are a victim to your ever increasing over oppressive evil government reign!

discuss any of the above that you have noticed! its all because of the government!
...either that or you suffer from paranoid schixophrenia...

share your stories!!!

EDIT: before i submitted this... my broadband internet connection was mysteriously terminated....
they seem to realise i know what they are up to... yet another government conspiracy....

 

[The Dark Elf]

ever had any wierd shit happen to you with no explanation?

objects go missing randomly?

feel like you are being watched when no one is around?

suffer from memory loss?

wierd things you get told at school that make no sense?

know someone, or some people who are always acting shifty and suspicious?

notice wierd objects in rooms or public that seemingly have no purpose?

ALL of that can be attributed to drinking heavily

objects go missing randomly?
So drunk you just forgot where you put it, or lost your pumpkin handbag in the street or shop doorway

feel like you are being watched when no one is around?
It's why drunk people mutter to themselves

suffer from memory loss?
9/10 times its better you dont remember.

wierd things you get told at school that make no sense?
They don't dare tell you the truth about you and Big Bertha the night before

know someone, or some people who are always acting shifty and suspicious?
Big Bertha doesn't dare tell you about the night before and your performance.

notice wierd objects in rooms or public that seemingly have no purpose?
Traffic cones

 

[NeptuneUK]

oh no! not YOU! your working with government!! i know you are, you're just trying to throw me off course!!

Edit: i already know about the planned 7 hour attack on earth with the mutant soul eating death ray monsters!

 

[PvtRyan]

Vote for me as your Supreme Overlord and I will fix all of this.

With an antimatter bomb! Mu HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[NeptuneUK]

erm, no?

 

[Ames]

OMG!!!LOLOLOZ!?!?! TEH GOVERNMENT!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/11/01/satellite.jamming.reut/index.html

*GASPOZR0RZZ*

 

[NeptuneUK]

well done, it is

they do more sinister things though... like my mashed potato absorbed all my gravy and then SOLIDIFIED!
it makes no sense! the government somehow geneticly mutated the potato into a biological weapon.. absorbing gravy for energy so when it gets inside me it realeases deadly toxins...

 

[skipper]

suffer from memory loss?
9/10 times its better you dont remember.

Why am i at this forum?

 

[NeptuneUK]

because you work for the government?