DeusExMachina
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lol, my friend made a pretty good theory on HL2 and what HL3 has in store for us...I thought it was funny anyway...
The gman is actually dr. kliener who is Gordon Freemans Father who is actually Adrian Shephards brother whos second removed lost cousin is Barney calhoun who had an affair with Eli's wife and gave birth to Alyx who is actually Lamaar's Sister in law and Lamaar is actually a renegade Combine spy who doesnt follow the rules who is spying on Adrian shephard who actually has a pet dog named larry.
Adrian Shephard kills Gordon and than rides his dog like a horse to the combine universe where he fights Lammar who is actually Nilihants brother.
After that he hooks up with alyx and has 1000 children which spawns 5000 HL2 Mods.
After this HL3 Kicks in where you play as lamaar and turn gordon into a zombie and kick everyones ass but than Adrian kills you cus he has Leet Hax and uses god mode and aimbot
Valve told me.
lolololololololololol.
The gman is actually dr. kliener who is Gordon Freemans Father who is actually Adrian Shephards brother whos second removed lost cousin is Barney calhoun who had an affair with Eli's wife and gave birth to Alyx who is actually Lamaar's Sister in law and Lamaar is actually a renegade Combine spy who doesnt follow the rules who is spying on Adrian shephard who actually has a pet dog named larry.
Adrian Shephard kills Gordon and than rides his dog like a horse to the combine universe where he fights Lammar who is actually Nilihants brother.
After that he hooks up with alyx and has 1000 children which spawns 5000 HL2 Mods.
After this HL3 Kicks in where you play as lamaar and turn gordon into a zombie and kick everyones ass but than Adrian kills you cus he has Leet Hax and uses god mode and aimbot
Valve told me.
lolololololololololol.
