The headcrab (first parody)

[specialmax]

Ok here it goes....

Gordon: Look mini teleporter goodie!

Gordon scrunchs lays it on the ground and puts his head in.

Gordon: YAYY!!! *BEEP*

*SCREECH*

Gordon: mornin lamar!

lamar jumps on gordons face and ZAP!!!
Gordon: WEEE DAT WAS SO FUN!!!
Gordon: what the...
Gordon finds him self smaller and his hands turned into claw things
and finds his vision crappier than ever before...

HE WAS A HEADCRAB!!!
to be continued... Feed back please.

 

[Hazar]

gordon can't talk!

lol, that was worth about 1 second of amusion

 

[specialmax]

thank you my friend :upstare:

 

[CREMATOR666]

Aye, Gordon talks not! 'Tis blasphemous!!!




oh well, funny anyways

 

[specialmax]

so ill continue!!111!!

Gordon didnt want alyx and kliener to see this so he decided to put a garbage can on him,
Alyx: Gordon you sill willy! That has kliener's and my poop in it.
Gordon: ...shit!
Alyx: HE SAID A BAD WORD!!!
Kliener: Get ze ray glun!
Alyx rushs to a secret door pushing buttons and typing letters and then she takes out the ray glun...
Gordon: nooo not ze ray glun!!!
Alyx: Before i shoot you why do we say ray glun instead of ray gun?
Kliener: I DID ZE SEARCH FOR GREAT ANCESSTORS AND I FOUND OUT IM GAY/GERMAN/AMERICAN/JAMICAIN MON!!!
Alyx fires the gun instantly knocking the crap out of gordon.
Gordon: OK ILL STOP!!!
Gordon takes of the can off and sighs.
Alyx & Kliener: OMG!!! LOL!!! I MEAN!!! UHH!!! DAMN CAPS LOCK!!!
gordon: Maybe if u teleport me first to eli maybe it will reverse!!
Kliener: BRILLIANT MON!
They load gordon in and-
Feed back please

 

[MarcoPollo]

I don't really think you want my feedback....

 

[15357]

I don't really think you want my feedback....

from the so-called master of flaming?

 

[half lunatic]

Its O.K

 

[Burky]

I like the:
Kliener: I DID ZE SEARCH FOR GREAT ANCESSTORS AND I FOUND OUT IM GAY/GERMAN/AMERICAN/JAMICAIN MON!!!

 

[N@Sc]

gordon can't talk!

lol, pwned

 

[Gordon's Brother]

0_o
the message you entered was too short please lengthen you message to at least 6 characters

i got pwned by the post reply button,i feel so powerless...