The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

[David.Seth2]

I first heard about this a few months ago, but never really paid much attention to it. Heard it was gory and disturbing and all that cliched jazz. Well, after seeing the trailer (and reading a review at CHUD) all I can say is who the hell comes up with this stuff? I've seen plenty of gore/disturbing movies, but this seems to take it to a whole new level. Just the idea for this movie creeps the **** out of me (will probably see it anyway)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiLMePwAxxs

 

[Danimal]

Germans lol

 

[Eejit]

Eh, no thanks.

 

[Stigmata]

"100% Medically Accurate"!

Looks interesting... unsure how well it will hold up once we see more than half a second of the ubiquitious Human Centipede.

 

[hot564231]

Island of Dr Moreau anyone?

 

[Asknoone]

Island of Dr Moreau anyone?

I thought we already had the German basterdisation of that?

 

[hot564231]

I was reading the plot on wiki, its seems rather silly but the idea is kinda sick.

 

[Asknoone]

I was reading the plot on wiki, its seems rather silly but the idea is kinda sick.

Yeah, yeah! Seriously, 'ALL-WOMAN' CIA agent posing as a journalist hiring an ex-military boatman to sail her to an island chain occupied by a MAD scientist and his DIABOLICAL (not to mention poorly conceived) experiments? Silly and sick!

 

[hot564231]

The Human Centipede's plot you Muppet.

 

[15357]

The plot itself makes me want to throw up.

 

[MJ12]

I think it's funny how many people are like "WHOA WHOA THIS IS TOO FAR, TOO SICK, TOO MESSED UP BRO"

-Bunch of B movie newbs around the internet don't know what sick is. Hokey ass shit.

 

[Eejit]

I GUESS THEY SHOULD ALL BE AS EDGY AND INFORMED AS YOU PAT IF ONLY EVERYONE WERE SO COOL

 

[MJ12]

I GUESS THEY SHOULD ALL BE AS EDGY AND INFORMED AS YOU PAT IF ONLY EVERYONE WERE SO COOL

HI, MY NAME IS COLM, IT'S CLEAR THAT THIS MOVIE SCARES ME BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN A LAME ASS B MOVIE IN MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE BITCH ASS BABY.

 

[Eejit]

YOU NAME ISN'T EVEN COLM AND YOU'RE CONTRADICTING YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS

 

[CptStern]

HI, MY NAME IS COLM,

hey what happened to the rest of your name? COLMAN? COLUMN? MAL-COLM? COLMOSCOPY?

 

[Eejit]

Callate! Hijo de puta...

 

[CptStern]

maldito simberuenza, que co�?�±o dices???

EL COLM-O


edit-o: maldito HL2,net nada funciona en esta maldito sitio. la palabra debe ser "cono" con un ene

 

[Eejit]

No comprendo "simberuenza". Eres tonto, porque estoy hablo espanol muy muy bien.

"Colm" significo "paloma" en irlandés

 

[CptStern]

<sings> ooh la paloma blanca </sings>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQK9k42ongU

 

[Krynn72]

I saw this trailer posted on another forum, and now I need to find this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_vpjYiROU

 

[Eejit]

<sings> ooh la paloma blanca </sings>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXV6bmm7xI

 

[<RJMC>]

chupame la paloma

 

[StarBob]

What a crazy thing. I read the plot synopsis and it's just weird... but you can basically figure out the whole movie from the trailer it seems.