The "I hate Jack Thompson" thread

[Mech Man]

Go here to post things that Jackie did to upset you. Or just to make fun of his incredibly low I.Q.

Heres something i found earlier where he compared himself to Batman

(originally from wikipedia)

Thompson would frequently attach a photocopy of his driver's license, with a photo of Batman pasted over his own, just to make sure they knew who they were dealing with. Thompson said, "I have sent my opponents pictures of Batman to remind them I'm playing the role of Batman. Just like Bruce Wayne helped the police in the movie, I have had to assist the sheriff of Broward County."

Lawl.

 

[CyberPitz]

He killed my mother and raped my father....

I GOT IT UP ON YOUTUBE, LAWL!

 

[CptStern]

he made me post thread after thread detailing his every stupid move ..for that he should be horse whipped and dragged through the city streets to be impaled (while still alive) on the front gates to warn others not to follow in his footsteps


..I've been playing too much Age of Conan lately

 

[Mech Man]

Another fun fact , he famously attempted to get the creators of penny arcade arrested for giving $10,000 to charity in Jackies name.

He clearly has issues , things he does including but not limeted to are ; Pissing people off , hating children (the charity was a childrens charity) , not leaving people the f**k alone and having an I.Q lower than a flies.

 

[Rizzo]

Id rather have him leading this crusade then someone more competent.

 

[Raziaar]

he made Stern post thread after thread detailing his every stupid move ..for that he should be horse whipped and dragged through the city streets to be impaled (while still alive) on the front gates to warn others not to follow in his footsteps



:cheese:

 

[CptStern]

I see we are in agreement for a change

<stabs Raziaar> cant have that happening we need to maintain a status quo; I have a reputation to consider

<pushes Raziaars body under couch>

 

[Rizzo]

So, who will now be in dissagrement with you, with raz dead and all?

 

[Lucid]

If you hate him so much, why bother making a thread devoted to him? :|

 

[Mech Man]

The thread is not devoted to him its devoted to making fun of him

 

[nurizeko]

I hate Jack Thomson because he made me enjoy the bank robbery in GTA 4 more then I reall should have on pure principle of hating him.

 

[Lucid]

The thread is not devoted to him its devoted to making fun of him

It still recognizes him, thus giving him more and more attention.

 

[CptStern]

So, who will now be in dissagrement with you, with raz dead and all?

no one!!! ahahhahahahahahhaha .........oh wait

 

[Mech Man]

Yeah but who wants this kind of attention? If im lucky he will try to sue me so i can finally meet him and punch him in the sack , hard.

So come and try me Jackie , i dare you. Oh wait , you cant , because you fail at lawyer!

 

[Rizzo]

no one!!! ahahhahahahahahhaha .........oh wait

You will become obsolete.
Debating yourself, and trying to remember the good old days before the stabbing incident.

 

[Mech Man]

He also said this :

Thompson has described the proliferation of games by Sony, a Japanese company, as "Pearl Harbor 2."

That is clearly discrimination and he should have been disbarred then and there.

 

[Slug Advisor]

you fail at lawyer!

You can't lawyer, lawyer like me!

 

[Mech Man]

In his earlier days he also yelled at mech warrior. I mean why the hell would you do that? you never see the pilots die only the mechs explode...

 

[highlander]

Id rather have him leading this crusade then someone more competent.

This.

 

[Mech Man]

I suppose. It would be creepy if we had a Jack Thompson with a normal I.Q chasing us around. *shudders*

 

[Jintor]

Where the hell is that Tycho quote? You know... "I'm glad Jack Thompson is the moral vigilante pursuing the videogaming industry, because the alternative is someone who is actually competant".

 

[Saturos]

Jack Thompson is an idiot and an opportunist. Just my two cents. :thumbs:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I raped him as a baby.

 

[Saturos]

I raped him as a baby.

The though of video games reminded him of having digital bananas being shoved up his arse as a toddler. That must be why he's so outspoken against sex in video games then! :O

 

[Krynn72]

Go here to post things that Jackie did to upset you. Or just to make fun of his incredibly low I.Q.

Heres something i found earlier where he compared himself to Batman

(originally from wikipedia)

Thompson would frequently attach a photocopy of his driver's license, with a photo of Batman pasted over his own, just to make sure they knew who they were dealing with. Thompson said, "I have sent my opponents pictures of Batman to remind them I'm playing the role of Batman. Just like Bruce Wayne helped the police in the movie, I have had to assist the sheriff of Broward County."

Lawl.

Batman promotes violence. Therefore, Thompson is the devil.

 

[ríomhaire]

A thread about Jack Thompson hate seems to me to be in the same category as an "I like breathing" thread.

 

[Mech Man]

So your saying anybody who doesnt like breathing must hate Jackie and so no one likes him because anyone who did whould be dead... Seems reasonable.

 

[Jintor]

No, what he's saying is that Jack Thompson hate is assumed, yeah?

It's like, automatic.

 

[Mech Man]

I hated him from the first time i ever heard about his whacky adventures into the world , tbh he should have been chained up in a basement somewhere and fed dog food to ensure he never , ever f**ked with anyone who didnt deserve it.

 

[ríomhaire]

No, what he's saying is that Jack Thompson hate is assumed, yeah?

It's like, automatic.

On a forum called Hel - I mean Halflife2.net, it is.

 

[Mech Man]

If you say Jack thompson three times in a mirror at midnight on Friday the 13th He appears standing behind you in your room and files a law suit against you!

 

[Combine_Advisor]

i HATE HIM SO MUCH!

 

[Mech Man]

Really? I love him. /sarcasm

 

[elkaebee]

Friends, take solace in one thing: Jack Thompson will be made to go away.
Not killed, just made to go away.

Away from us, and the very little else that matters in this universe.

I shall not, (I would very much like to, nonetheless) toe murder him, then do what we have all discussed doing to him after the dogs have done what they do best.

No.

He will simply be made to suffer himself for the rest of eternity, away from all that makes sense.

Therefore:


Jack Thompson...

















































F*ck You

 

[Nemesis6]

I bet he's actually a nice guy once you get to know him.

Anyway,

If you say Jack thompson three times in a mirror at midnight on Friday the 13th He appears standing behind you in your room and files a law suit against you!

If you like that, try saying "Expelled, Expelled, Expelled".

 

[Jintor]

This made me laugh.

 

[Mech Man]

Friends, take solace in one thing: Jack Thompson will be made to go away.
Not killed, just made to go away.

Away from us, and the very little else that matters in this universe.

I shall not, (I would very much like to, nonetheless) toe murder him, then do what we have all discussed doing to him after the dogs have done what they do best.

I very much dis-agree , God himself said on live TV that he wanted Jack dead , end of discusion , because we all know that god is Chuck Norris. :thumbs:

"I bet he's actually a nice guy once you get to know him." What the hell is your basis for that? He threatens people all the time , he insults people who are related to people he doesnt like for no reason and acts childish in general. I see no "nice" there.