The Jimmy Kimmel vs Matt Damon rivalry continues

Oh man that was great! I have to watch the Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon thing on youtube now. Haven't seen it.
 
Haha, talk about 1UP-ing :LOL:

Shame about all the bleeping though. Seriously, what point did it serve? Is anyone really wondering at this point "What were they saying when they said 'fu-*bleep* Ben Affleck'? Could it be fumbling? Or fuming? Good golly, I wouldn't know, now my innocent mind has been spared!"? Who are they kidding? It's clear as day that it's "fucking Ben Affleck" so why hide it? Same goes for this site, no one's innocence is saved when they read **** instead of fuck. Granted, it could also be cunt, but "what the cunt" is not a common phrase. Censorship is stupid and unnecessary.

PS: Heh, coincidence has it that the same show does the "Unnecessary censorship" videos that I do love :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGmjMBrLjs
 
Hahaha, wtf? :LOL:

Both videos are great, but I loved the part where Matt Damon starts singing

on the bed
on the floor
on a towel by the door
in a tub
in the car
up against the mini bar

:D
 
PvtRyan said:
Haha, talk about 1UP-ing :LOL:

Shame about all the bleeping though. Seriously, what point did it serve? Is anyone really wondering at this point "What were they saying when they said 'fu-*bleep* Ben Affleck'? Could it be fumbling? Or fuming? Good golly, I wouldn't know, now my innocent mind has been spared!"? Who are they kidding? It's clear as day that it's "fucking Ben Affleck" so why hide it? Same goes for this site, no one's innocence is saved when they read **** instead of fuck. Granted, it could also be cunt, but "what the cunt" is not a common phrase. Censorship is stupid and unnecessary.
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Okay so I was sitting down in the lobby of this office reading this legalese document. I'm browsing through it and I get to the footnotes, seeing the asterisk of course which explains something from previously in paper.

I turn to look at the guy sitting next to me and I say, "A couple more of these and this document would be pretty god damn offensive!"

He looked away.
 
I lol'd REAL hard. That was freaking awesome.
 
Raziaar said:
Okay so I was sitting down in the lobby of this office reading this legalese document. I'm browsing through it and I get to the footnotes, seeing the asterisk of course which explains something from previously in paper.

I turn to look at the guy sitting next to me and I say, "A couple more of these and this document would be pretty god damn offensive!"

He looked away.
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Haha.

Hahaha.
 
Someone explain to me how this is not terrible? Because I'm pretty sure it is. Am I supposed to think this is outrageous? Gay relationships/intercourse and using the **** word? Let's try (only) being crude to get laughs! Oh and look, there are some people that made it in the music industry... and OH SHI- film stars too! No, don't tell me they're going to say dirty words too? OH THIS MUST BE LEGENDARY NOW! This is not awesome nor is it funny or even any synonym of funny. Shit most definitely isn't legendary.

Protips:
SORRY, GAY SEX ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.
SORRY, SEX IN GENERAL ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
SORRY, THROWING SOME "****S" OR "****ING" IN A JOKE DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY.
SORRY, COMBINING WHAT'S ABOVE AND MAKING IT INTO A SONG DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY.
 
You have no privilege in deciding what's funny considering your sense of humor is shitty.
 
Last I remember, you were the one shitting up the last Image Dump thread. I think that revokes your right to complain about something not being funny.
 
Well it's not surprising considering you all think this is "win." Using that word really should be a privilege.

Also, LOL at failfags trying to defend anything about this video. I said fag so that makes it funny by the way.

DiSTuRbEd said:
Protips:

Take a ****ing joke. Thanks.

Video is ****ing win!
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Try missing the point even further next time. If there was a joke to be taken then I'd gladly do so.
 
Dude, shut up. Better yet, take it back where you came from. Anonymous might be legion, but you're just one fag on a forum full of people who disagree with you.

Also, if there was absolutely anything amiss in the above statement, please feel free to school me on how ignorant I am about 4chan as though I ****ing care.

*says darkside55 three times into a mirror to be safe* ;)
 
ericms said:
LOL at failfags
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I deeply apologize for posting something that fails to live up to your advanced and remarkably mature sense of humor. Next time I'll be sure to think twice before doing something that would potentially anger/upset you...

...actually no, I have a far better solution. Perhaps it's time for you to find a different forum to troll, considering I've rarely seen you post anything even remotely engaging or humorous.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Dude, shut up. Better yet, take it back where you came from. Anonymous might be legion, but you're just one fag on a forum full of people who disagree with you.

Also, if there was absolutely anything amiss in the above statement, please feel free to school me on how ignorant I am about 4chan as though I ****ing care.

*says darkside55 three times into a mirror to be safe* ;)
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*sigh* I wish I knew why 4chan was brought up. If anyone is treating 4chan as if it were something more than what it actually is it's most of you.

Sedako said:
I deeply apologize for posting something that fails to live up to your advanced and remarkably mature sense of humor. Next time I'll be sure to think twice before doing something that would potentially anger/upset you...

...actually no, I have a far better solution. Perhaps it's time for you to find a different forum to troll, considering I've rarely seen you post anything even remotely engaging or humorous.
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When have I ever trolled before? In the Image Dump most of the time I was having to defend the images I posted. Of course, most of the users who post shit in there find funny road signs to be the premiere content of all that is and ever was on the internet.
 
ITT ericms confirmed once and for all he has no sense of humor.

It's the ****ing ones-ups manship that's the core of the humor. The fact that they're pretending to have a gay relationship isn't the joke, the joke is that compared the the real relationships and friendly rivalries between those people.

Don't know why I'm bothering to explain it tbh, anyone who found it funny already understood that and anyone that didn't probably can't.
 
ericms said:
Someone explain to me how this is not terrible? Because I'm pretty sure it is. Am I supposed to think this is outrageous? Gay relationships/intercourse and using the **** word? Let's try (only) being crude to get laughs! Oh and look, there are some people that made it in the music industry... and OH SHI- film stars too! No, don't tell me they're going to say dirty words too? OH THIS MUST BE LEGENDARY NOW! This is not awesome nor is it funny or even any synonym of funny. Shit most definitely isn't legendary.

Protips:
SORRY, GAY SEX ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.
SORRY, SEX IN GENERAL ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
SORRY, THROWING SOME "****S" OR "****ING" IN A JOKE DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY.
SORRY, COMBINING WHAT'S ABOVE AND MAKING IT INTO A SONG DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY.
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You missed the ****ing point entirely. This has nothing to do with poking fun at gay sex you moron :/
 
Eejit said:
ITT ericms confirmed once and for all he has no sense of humor.

It's the ****ing ones-ups manship that's the core of the humor. The fact that they're pretending to have a gay relationship isn't the joke, the joke is that compared the the real relationships and friendly rivalries between those people.

Don't know why I'm bothering to explain it tbh, anyone who found it funny already understood that and anyone that didn't probably can't.
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[Matt] said:
You missed the ****ing point entirely. This has nothing to do with poking fun at gay sex you moron :/
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Don't try to explain anything to me as if I didn't have a clue. I saw the previous video and I know why Ben Affleck was chosen. Also don't tell me that with the gay relationship they had going in the video it wasn't their intent for a cheap laugh. The first video was just as awful. Honestly, the more you say my sense of humor is shitty while still defending this video only reinforces what I'm saying.
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
Protips:

Take a ****ing joke. Thanks.

Video is ****ing win!
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Qonfused said:
You have no privilege in deciding what's funny considering your sense of humor is shitty.
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PvtRyan said:
Last I remember, you were the one shitting up the last Image Dump thread. I think that revokes your right to complain about something not being funny.
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Bad^Hat said:
Dude, shut up. Better yet, take it back where you came from. Anonymous might be legion, but you're just one fag on a forum full of people who disagree with you.

Also, if there was absolutely anything amiss in the above statement, please feel free to school me on how ignorant I am about 4chan as though I ****ing care.

*says darkside55 three times into a mirror to be safe* ;)
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Eejit said:
ITT ericms confirmed once and for all he has no sense of humor.

It's the ****ing ones-ups manship that's the core of the humor. The fact that they're pretending to have a gay relationship isn't the joke, the joke is that compared the the real relationships and friendly rivalries between those people.

Don't know why I'm bothering to explain it tbh, anyone who found it funny already understood that and anyone that didn't probably can't.
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KagePrototype said:
shut the hell up, eric
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Eejit said:
You know what else is funny eric? That stick up your ass.


Also, http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/02/25/quick-stop-exclusive-im-fing-seth-rogen/
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$kelet0r said:
Eric you have the sense of humour of a garden snail - if your just plain weird pictures in the old image thread didn't prove it, this certainly does.
Grow a funny bone yeah?
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^^ All of that.
 
I agree with the general consensus that Ericms needs to shut the hell up! He really can be quite annoying.
 
Oh yeah, conformity clearly means I'm wrong. You can all keep going after my sense of humor, but that does nothing to explain why this isn't your garden variety comedy piece. This is filler shit that can be written by monkeys with bananas, and you people buy it up. The writing process for these shows has really gotten down to an algorithm now.

Also, I'm 10/10 from the looks of it.
 
ericms said:
Oh yeah, conformity clearly means I'm wrong. You can all keep going after my sense of humor, but that does nothing to explain why this isn't your garden variety comedy piece. This is filler shit that can be written by monkeys with bananas, and you people buy it up. The writing process for these shows has really gotten down to an algorithm now.

Also, I'm 10/10 from the looks of it.
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<shakes his head and walks away>
 
I posted it already :p

It's funny because it's appropriate given the film they're working on.
Also, Empire ftw.



ericms can you take your non-conformist opinions on humour somewhere else? We aren't cool or outre enough to understand them anyway.
 
Back to the funny:-

/me sings

I'm ****ing Ben Affleck! Yeahhh... he's ****ing Ben Affleck!
 
This doesn't really seem like anything new for Matt Damon though...

Jimmy doesn't know, Jimmy doesn't know, so don't tell Jimmy, Jimmy doesn't know!
 
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