The Left 4 Dead Survey Results!

[Zippy]

887 fill-outs are good enough.

Multiple Choice Answers:

Question 1 - Who's your favorite Survivor? (Also see: Custom Answers)
Question 2 - What's your favorite Infected to play as? (Also see: Custom Answers)
Question 3 - What do you want removed from/added to Left 4 Dead? (See: Custom Answers)
Question 4 - Your favorite campaign?
Question 5 - Do you want Death Toll & Dead Air maps in Versus Mode?
Question 6 - What's the best way to deal with a Tank on Expert?
Random Question 8 - You have 12 bullets left, and your hat glows on every 3rd hour. How many pizzas must be consumed to get to Denver? (See: Custom Answers)
Question 9 - According to your "Zombie Genocidest" achievement counter, how many zombies have you killed?
Question 10 - How would you rate the Lobby System? On a scale from 0 to 10?
Question 11 - What's your favorite firearm?
Question 12 - Your favorite pick-up-and-drop explosive?
Question 13 - You see a Witch sort of blocking the Survivors' path. Which of these solutions sound the best?
Random Question 14 - Where do you think Barney is in Half Life 2: Episode Two? (Also see: Custom Answers)
Question 15 - A teammate shoots you by accident. Your response? (Also see: Custom Answers)
Question 16 - When you do think is the best time to use your pills? (Also see: Custom Answers)
Question 17 - Check the kind of players you end up with the most.
Question 18 - Write one fact you know/assume about Chigaco Ted! (See: Custom Answers)
Question 19 & 20
- 19.) How did you buy this game?
- 20.) When do you think is the best time to heal yourself (Also see: Custom Answers for both questions)
Question 21 & 22
- 21.) When do you think the best time is to throw a Pipe Bomb?
- 22.) Which one of these thoughts are closest to yours when a girl joins a game you're in? (Also see: Custom Answers for Question 21)
Random Question 23 - What is the solution for (x + 3)(y + 8x)? (Both A and C were correct)
Optional Entry 24 - Hated the survey? Type something to insult me. (See: Miscellaneous)
Question 25 - What's your overall rating for this game? (See: Custom Answers - Stupid answers/answers above 10 and below 0 were removed)
Question 26, 27 & 28
- 26.) If you could add one melee weapon into the game. What would it be?
- 27.) What's your favorite difficulty?
- 28.) At this very moment, how many L4D achievements do you have? (Also see: Custom Answers for Question 26)
Question 29 - Any friend out there you want to make a shout-out to? (See: Miscellaneous)
Final Mystery Question 30 - Pick the secret answer, only one is correct, obviously. (Correct answer was 3rd from the top)

Miscellaneous:

Question 24 - The List of Insults
Question 29 - The List of Shout-Outs

Custom Answers:

Question 1 - Who's your favorite Survivor?
Question 2 - What's your favorite Infected to play as?
Question 3 (Part 1) - "This is what I want removed from Left 4 Dead."
Question 3 (Part 2) - "This is what I want added to Left 4 Dead."
Random Question 8 - You have 12 bullets left, and your hat glows on every 3rd hour. How many pizzas must be consumed to get to Denver?
Random Question 14 - Where do you think Barney is in Half Life 2: Episode Two?
Question 15 - A teammate shoots you by accident. Your response?
Question 16 - When you do think is the best time to use your pills?
Question 18 - Write one fact you know/assume about Chicago Ted!
Question 19 - How did you buy this game?
Question 20 - When do you think is the best time to heal yourself?
Question 21 - When do you think the best time is to throw a Pipe Bomb?
Question 25 - What's your overall rating for this game?
Question 26 - If you could add one new melee weapon into this game, what would it be?

Here you are. Some of you have made good points in your custom answers. Some of you just embarrassed yourselves.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Oh man the custom answers are so HL2.net/4chanish. I rofl'd for real when I saw the first answer to the barney question.

 

[Nibwoddle]

random question 14 - where do you think barney is in half life 2: Episode two?

Gold. (custom answers)

 

[mechanicallizard]

lmfao at some of those, brilliant.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Who's your favorite character?

Grabbing Pills

where do you think barney is in half life 2: Episode two?

Superman got him

he got anal probed

He is buying me a ****ing beer! :angry:

Masterbating to Alyxx

Hell this is funny!

 

[Omnomnick]

Its amazing how many people answered 42 or 32 to the Pizza question. I said one of the 32's

This is some funny shit though.

"When is the best time to throw a pipe bomb?"
'Grabbing pills'
'MY DICK'
'**** you face**** you face'
'Chicago Ted'
'Lol.'

"Who is your favourite survivor?"
'Samuel L. Jackson'



EDIT: "Shout out" 'Rizzo, Hool10, Kinetic Aesthetic, Naudian, Druckles, CyberPitz, Taviow, DigiQ8, Kami, Willeh and all the HL2.net crew'
Who was that?

Also: 'Willie, hes awesome ' = mine

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Wow, there were so many requests for a chainsaw.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

"PEELS HERE" haha

 

[Kula Meenur]

Question: Who is Chicago Ted?

He is the reason for the witch's crying.

lol'd

 

[Seppo]

Who's your favorite character?

where do you think barney is in half life 2: Episode two?

Hell this is funny!

Funny yes, some of them. But you managed to quote the most unfunny ones.

 

[Kamikazie]

Who did the shout out to me?

<3

 

[Plug]

Hahaha so many funny answers. "Pills here" XD
Do more surveys just for more.

 

[G-Dub]

Who is Chicago Ted? I noticed that writing on the wall yesterday.

Anyone know?

 

[Zippy]

Who is Chicago Ted? I noticed that writing on the wall yesterday.

Anyone know?

No one knows, that's what gets everyone.

 

[Ennui]

I've seen the Chicago Ted decal too, but I don't understand it.

All of those custom responses are priceless.

 

[Reflex]

Those answers are really dumb.
I bet 99% of those voters were American. :|

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[Gordon-Shepherd]

^troll?

 

[Eejit]

Those answers are really dumb.

Yes.
Also, unfunny.

I bet 99% of those voters were American. :|

No.