The limerick thread.

[SLH]

Post your fav. limericks here. Here's one to start with:

There was a young man from Mars.
He had balls made of brass.
In stormy weather,
they clanged to together
and lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

there once was a young lady from ryde,
who ate a green apple and died.
the apple fermented
within the lamented,
and made cider inside her inside.

 

[nw909]

There once was a comrade from russia
who jumped all around on the bussa
the bus driver got mad
and murdered his dad
then he was sad
cuz his dad wuz dead, duh.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

there once was a man from lyme,
who married three wives at a time.
when asked, "why a third?"
he said, "one's just absurd,
and bigamy, good sir, is a crime!"

 

[SLH]

There was a young man named Paul,
who went to a fancy-dress ball.
He thought he'd risk it
and go as a biscuit,
but a dog ate him up in the hall.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

poor jonathan and kelly
had to walk around belly to belly
because they tried something new
with a little superglue
instead of their k-y jelly

 

[Adidajs]

i once knew a guy named Earl.
He thought he could travel the world.
He started his trip,
and broke his hip.
Now he walks with a cane made of pearl.