The lost cigarette

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I was at the pool tonight smoking a square on one of the chairs while I was wrapped up in a warm towl (just finished swimming) I got maybe two drags off it and my mom came which scared me because I didn't see her and nobody else was at the pool. I accidently dropped it and went to talk to her, went back 2 minutes later and couldn't find it.

The problem is I only have one left now, and I just can't cope with defeat. I walked back to the house but it was really bugging me because I don't have a ride to the store so this 1 square will have to last me for about 10 hours after I wake up. So I went back to the pool, looked some more, and nothing was there... Now I type this in shame, this little thing has ruined my night. I don't know why it's bugging me so much but I feel really bitter right now.

I guess i'm a sore loser..
 
Pesmerga said:
You're a loser for taking up smoking.
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How so? Because you don't do it?

Well I guess you're a loser for posting 12 times a day.
 
BF2slut said:
Total Posts: 3,016 (11.07 posts per day):rolleyes:
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I didn't say I wasn't a loser.

We've all got our little problems, but at least I don't smoke.
 
Pesmerga said:
I didn't say I wasn't a loser.

We've all got our little problems, but at least I don't smoke.
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Smoking doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you a loser either.
 
Yes, smoking does indeed make you a loser.

You lose at bad habits and will power.
 
I don't think smoking in its own will make you a loser...

But your described addiction really insinuates something.
 
sinkoman said:
I don't think smoking in its own will make you a loser...

But your described addiction really insinuates something.
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I'm not addicted. It's just my personality, it would've been the same deal if it was a toy, shoes, towel or anything of that nature.
 
Smoking doesnt make you a loser, just a bit silly towards your health.
 
Then stop smoking cigarettes and start... playing with a slinky?

Hey if it works.
 
BF2slut said:
I'm not addicted. It's just my personality
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Ok, c'mon dude, admit it. There's nothing wrong with being addicted to something, we're all addicted to shit, but failing to admit it is just plain lame.
 
Smoking is smoking. It's horrible for you, but it doesn't make you a loser any more than anything else.
 
cigarettes= not cool because your supporting evil corporate america

weed= cool because your supporting harmless people who grow it in their closets


i know which one i choose, if you're gonna waste your lungs on something... make it worthwhile.
 
Smokers are jokers! Smokers are jokers!!!

Anyway smoking right now is neutral when it comes to how "cool" it makes you. Unless you are trying to attract someone of the opposite sex who doesn't smoke. Then you are going to have problems.

As for the health problems well they know its not good for them. Same way I know staring at a computer screen all day and eating pizza isn't good for me.

By the way, if you want to look cool without getting addicted to smoking then try a cigar without any inhaling. To those who find that disgusting: "I kid. I kid."
 
If I lost a cigarette then I'd hold a baby hostage until I get it returned.

I'm dead serious.
 
willyd said:
cigarettes= not cool because your supporting evil corporate america

weed= cool because your supporting harmless people who grow it in their closets


i know which one i choose, if you're gonna waste your lungs on something... make it worthwhile.
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My science teacher agrees. Smoking is pointless, and there is really no reason to do it. While on the other hand, when you smoke weed, you at least get high. Smoking gives you nothing but trouble, while smoking weed gives you much trouble but gets you high :)

Oh and btw, I don't smoke.
 
You got any cigars in the house? ****in'... just inhale one of those. Alternatively you could walk to the nearest convenience store regardless of distance, keeping in mind the payoff.
 
BF2slut said:
Smoking doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you a loser either.
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Are you stoned?
Smoking makes You Cool, or for you nerds "Leet".
So Smoke up Mr. Freeman....
 
Smoker's breath and teeth does not a good smile make.

:E
 
Damn it, why is it the weird ones that always quote me? :p
 
Ermac said:
one of us! one of us! one of us!

SMOKE UP KIDS!
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Quit hijacking threads with your blue ink...
Make it red!
Yes...smoke up. You're lungs will die soon enough, then while I'm older needing more oxygen, it will be there waiting for me.
 
CyberPitz said:
Quit hijacking threads with your blue ink...
Make it red!
Yes...smoke up. You're lungs will die soon enough, then while I'm older needing more oxygen, it will be there waiting for me.
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one of us! one of us! one of us!

SMOKE UP KIDS!

-!!DISCRETION!!by kids i mean people ages 18-Older-
 
You aren't quite as charismatic as Joe Camel or the Marlboro Man.
 
They should make smoking illegal and publicly execute all the smokers. With the gas chamber filled with cigarrete smoke.
 
Smokers would dislike that? I sure as hell wouldn't.
 
Absinthe said:
Smokers would dislike that? I sure as hell wouldn't.
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Its to make the death a pleasant one.
 
Awesome. Do we get booze as well? Because that would rule the school, yo.
 
Absinthe said:
Awesome. Do we get booze as well? Because that would rule the school, yo.
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Yes, its sprayed directly on you.
 
I'd like to die when someone poisons my Guinness.
 
BF2slut said:
How so? Because you don't do it?

Well I guess you're a loser for posting 12 times a day.
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Difference is that you don't get lung cancer from posting 12 times a day
 
Has the lost cigarette been found? Can we breathe a sigh of relief.......on second thought, can we breathe, hack, cough, and gag at the smoke filling the air that is disgusting and smells/tastes horrible?

Hip hip hooray.
 
If you lose your precious ciggarette, then just do something else- preferably something that doesn't involve turning your lungs into cracked, wrinkly air-bags similar to Cpt.Stern's nutsack.
 
Thank you to all of those above who have stated that smoking is bad for your health, Captain Obvious has returned to his day job.

We all have our addictions, it's better that he posted about his frustrations than sit there in denial like so many choose to do.

Now, just go blag some more off of a friend. I never have to buy packs because im such a good blagger :D
 
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