The Lost Shizzle

[Letters]

Wake up, are you alive, will ya listen to me?
I'm gonna talk about some freaky shit now!

Here it is...

I lost 10 dollars... and a pen.

Hokay, so, I was lazy dis morning. I had a 10 doll0r bill out of my wallet so I just picks it up and puts it in me left pocket with my pen. Good weapon. Mmm. Anywho, I dally through my day. Most of it.

Then as I'm walkin' along, I realize something is missing... my ten ****ing dollars! Eff Zeus, I says! Eff Zeus! Eff Jebs! That's ten dollars! MY ten dollars! That can buy me lunch and a movie! Or lots of pens! Or a Britney Spears CD! I figure it must have fallen out when I was goin' for my pen one of those times. But gawddammit! You know that feeling you get when you find money? Well, multiply that by -10, and that's how I felt.

Hokay, I says, I'll just move on. Without my 10 bucks. So I leave, drive around, lalalala, I feel great. Then my pen disappears! I swear to Atlas I put it in that same left pocket! And these were even different pants (yeah I skipped the strip scene... sorry)! At this point I'm kind of enraged, so I inform some maties ahoy of the problem. Sometimes I think that they think that I think that they think that I'm insane, so they fake understanding the best that they can.

Anyhow, here I am. No loose 10 doll0r bill. And a new pen that's exactly the same as the old one. George will be missed, but I can move on. Really, I can. ;(

Some little prick is ten doll0rs richer, and that just makes me want to stabby his eyes out with this pen! Mine! :flame:



That's my story for today... such Hell. ;(

 

[CyberSh33p]

rofl Iwilleatyoursoul

 

[blahblahblah]

rofl

*gives Letters 10 doll0rs*
*in monopoly money, muwhaha*

 

[Dr. Freeman]

so Letters is 10 dollars poorer, is hungry since he didn't have lunch and bored since he couldn't go catch that flick?

what a sucky day...
don't worry dude, go to bed, wake up tomorrow and u should feel better assuming u don't think of the 10 dollars.. or that damn pen.

 

[Pressure]

Ruffle Mayo!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Honestly, I'd rather have no ten dollars and no Britney Spears CD than have the cash and waste it on that.

...Unless they were giving free posters with every purchase.

Ever wonder where all the pens go? I think I found a pen maybe once in my life, but I've lost thousands.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yeah....Just to be sure during the exams, my friend bought a pack of 50 pens. I dont know how but on the last exam he had to borrow a pen. Noone knows how they went missing, but slowly over the course of a few weeks they vannished. It seems the more pens you have, the fast they go.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I love you, Letters.
Let's go buy pens and eat lunch together!

 

[Maxi]

Wow, that story was inspiring!

I am now inspired to go and loose 10$, you truly are a writer, letters!

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Woot Go Letters!

 

[CptStern]

you know..it could have been worse ...you could have lost $20 and a box of pens!!!!...man for some people the glass is always half empty

 

[Sui]

WOW Farrowlesparrow- i cant belive it! 50 pens! what a joyus day it would be if i was to encounter 50 of my owned pens! ho ho, i wish i had 50 seperate 10p coins to buy 50 seperate shiny pens. Then i would go buy milkshakes! chocolate frost milkshakes!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i like threads like this



long live me

 

[ComradeBadger]

Want to know where all the biros and pens go?

I got 'em.



I actually do find loads of pens, it's odd... I have £30 in my wallet right now too

 

[Bad^Hat]

Want to know where all the biros and pens go?

I got 'em.



I actually do find loads of pens, it's odd... I have £30 in my wallet right now too

So you're 'that guy'.

Nah, they've just gone to the big inkpot in the sky

 

[LittleB]

Wait a minute- you guys are missing the big picture! It's not that lettets has lost money, the point of his story is that he lives somewhere where ten bucks gets you dinner and lunch! where is this, letters? can i live with you? i'll give you ten bucks! we go movie and lunch together, yumz

 

[Fat Tony!]

I feel for you letters .

On a side note my pens disappear.....into my mouth. I eat on an average of 4 pens a day

 

[ComradeBadger]

Chips & Pens Ben

4 Cokes please!


Ahh what a holiday