The Made-Up Lyrics Thread

[Stigmata]

Unlike the old thread, let's try and keep the alt lyrics away from the cop-out subject of sex

Pull the thread
Try to sew exactly as I've shown you now
Don't worry you're doing great

Double-check
Your cuts in case you did them wrong and
Make sure it's not inside-out

I hope she's happy with
The dress I manufactured
It is the perfect size
It looks so beautiful
I hope that she can see
I am a great designer

Turn it up
Those models walking down the catwalk are all wearing
Shirts and dresses made by me

Don't you dare
Switch the channel, this is my big break into
The fashion scene

I hope that they all see
My awesome dress designs 'cause
I really want to be
A top professional
I hope celebrities
See I'm a great designer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm Great Designer Dave. Now put on that suit I made for you and dance for me monkeh.

 

[Evo]

Greg

- Greg

 

[MJ12]

My Version of Closer... It's about Danimal Yogurt.

"You let me pasturate you. You let me desecrate you.
You let me violate you. For lunch I even ate you.
'Eat me', I want you in my insides,
'Eat me', It's past your date of sell.
'Eat me', The only brand that works for me.
'Eat me', I want you all for myself
I wanna eat you like a Danimal
I wanna taste if your pasturized
I wanna eat you like a Danimal
Your the yogurt I churn.
You give me the dairy I yearn."

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Zombie just became more awesome than Jesus.

 

[phantomdesign]

A Pimp's Christmas
(Wrote it a few years ago)

On the XXX day of Xmas my true love gave to me . . .
12 Double D's for Drumming
11 Pipes for smoking
10 Hoes dancing
9 pistols leaping
8 maids for milking
7 sexy swimmers
6 chicks for laying
5 goooolden bling, blings!!!
4 call girls
3 frenching jens
2 lesbians in love
And a cartridge for an M-SixTeen