The message board prophecy?

[Mitoboy]

After a great wave of people from somewhere by link, the MB will go into disarray. Spammers will begin to take over the main parts of the MB, most likely the General Forum. Then the General forum will be roped off by the mods and deemed inhabitable by anyone wanting to start a real discussion. Normal members entering the Genral Forum will either disappear or be stricken with a strange form of insanity babbling vulgarities, bludgeoning anything that breathes, and finally suffering an untimely death of full-body explosion. Matching heads with torsos to send home to the folks will become a full-time job. Like a virus the spammers and idiots will spread through out the forum. The Off-Topic forum will be the last place of refuge for the normal members. A great war will break out between the normal members and the spammers. Banning will be used, topic and post deletion will be everywhere, and the smell of what use to be will be stuck in the air. This is the prophecy of message boards.

Question: Is it any good or complete crap? I found this on a different MB and wanted to know what you think.

I think it has some truth.

 

[LoneDeranger]

Yep .. sure sounds like it. Not only that but they let THUG and Valved-Ray post again. Smart eh?

 

[The DemonWithin]

haha its already begun! AH!

 

[StarMonkey]

scarily true

 

[Murray_H]

I dunno......Ray seems to have changed (for now anyway)

And i would say the prophecy is true, the war will not be over 2morro, it isnt worth fighting for, it isnt worth dying for...

 

[Jagermeister]

You refer to the prophecy that will bring balance to these boards, you believe it's this... Mod? heh :dork:

Anyway... DemonWithin is right, "its already begun".

 

[ValVed RaY]

you never know when i might go PHSYCO





j/k

or am i ?



muwahahahha

:bounce:

 

[Zerimski]

/me locks and loads.

 

[Vertigo]

/me runs for cover

-Vert

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

/me Flys away leaving a little present on Zerimski's head as he goes.

 

[Login_Here]

* Login_Here pulls a MP5 from the weapons locker

 

[righte0us]

/me does the dance

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[Login_Here]

* Login_Here shoots Righte0us because of a weird dance

 

[Newton]

"Begun this post war has......"

That pretty much says it all

 

[ValVed RaY]

/me hits newton for 968 critical damage

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol wot a load of crap

 

[Zerimski]

I believe the last few posts of this thread to be exactly what the prophecy is prophecising.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Lets all sound profound......Puts on deep voice....

"Many years ago it was fortold, that a great forum would arise on the internet, where people could come to discuss the now believed mythical Half-Life 2. From around the world people would arrive and a lucky few would discover General off topic Chat where they could talk about anything they pleased. Many weeks past and it was good, untill through a new portal know only as the link was opened. This portal allowed strange savages know only as n00bs to come onto the forums. At first these n00bs were easilty contained because of their small numbers, but it wasnt long until they began to arrive in greater and greated amounts. Eventually the General Discussion board was overrun by stupid, repetetive questions about the release date and the new name of Gorodn freeman.
Now only a few survive who havent been infected by the n00bs. They rest in the off topic board and occasionally wander out to the other remaining outposts such as Custom Mapping where they sometimes find other sane people.
Unless a man is chosen to go out into the now n00b infested and take a stadn against them no forum not even ones outside of the Hl2 zone will be safe."

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol n1 bird boy

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Thanks fat vac noo noo guy.


Ok so thats not as good as bird boy.

 

[Fat Tony!]

:'( im not fat

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

then you're just a liar!

 

[righte0us]

/me hugs Tony

 

[Newton]

Hahah nice one Farrowlesparrow.......

I've found a couple humans keeping themselves held up in the Models & Skins zone, I'm trying to assemble a few volunteers to help rescue them.

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol there swhould be a new forum section : heros and hl2.net patriots.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hehe. Il go on that rescue attempt! I reckon there should also be some kind of sealed forum for people deamed worthy. Basically a place where people who the mods have decided arent annoying can go to talk without interuption. Perhaps thats a bit over board but oh well.

 

[Zerimski]

How do you know there isn't already?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Because im secretly......Munro!


/me Pulls off mask to reveal.....that he didnt after all have a mask and now only has blood gushing out of his face


ow...im in pain. Please......call an ambulence.

 

[Mitoboy]

Originally posted by righte0us
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He's one of them! Get him! He must not get away, or he will go for more help! It will spell DOOM for the Off-Topic Forum!

/me tackles righte0us to the ground.

 

[Murray_H]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Because im secretly......Munro!


/me Pulls off mask to reveal.....that he didnt after all have a mask and now only has blood gushing out of his face


ow...im in pain. Please......call an ambulence.

/me pulls off his mask to reveal

John Simpson!

"You can get all 8 BBC channels on Freeview"

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol that advert is so annoying

 

[Mitoboy]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
I reckon there should also be some kind of sealed forum for people deamed worthy. Basically a place where people who the mods have decided arent annoying can go to talk without interuption. Perhaps thats a bit over board but oh well.

I like the idea. There is a large number of worthy people. Around thirty-five or more I suppose. It would be like living in a large bomb shelter.

 

[Tee Kyoo Em]

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
They're only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me

De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

 

[Newton]

I think we need a medic in here, nietzsche might be infected.......

I think if we just let it go one of 2 things will happen....

1. these n00b creatures will run out of bodies to take over and die off

OR

2. the infestation will grow beyond control

 

[Idolon]

Where can I find that "STFU n00b" picture that someone posted at sometime. It was hilarious!

Tank: Power offline. STFU armed, and ready.
Neo: STFU?
Trinity: Shut the f**k up. Disables any annoying entities in the blast radius. It's the only weapon we have against the n00bs.

:cheese:

 

[Dave]

Originally posted by Mitoboy
After a great wave of people from somewhere by link, the MB will go into disarray. Spammers will begin to take over the main parts of the MB, most likely the General Forum. Then the General forum will be roped off by the mods and deemed inhabitable by anyone wanting to start a real discussion. Normal members entering the Genral Forum will either disappear or be stricken with a strange form of insanity babbling vulgarities, bludgeoning anything that breathes, and finally suffering an untimely death of full-body explosion. Matching heads with torsos to send home to the folks will become a full-time job. Like a virus the spammers and idiots will spread through out the forum. The Off-Topic forum will be the last place of refuge for the normal members. A great war will break out between the normal members and the spammers. Banning will be used, topic and post deletion will be everywhere, and the smell of what use to be will be stuck in the air. This is the prophecy of message boards.

Question: Is it any good or complete crap? I found this on a different MB and wanted to know what you think.

I think it has some truth.

Haha, that's hilarious, good find!

I would love to see a Forum that has furfilled the prophesy.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I posted a picture with stfu on it once. Maybe it was that one.

Ive been going to ebaumsworld.com for the pics. Theres another one but i lost it. it had loads of funny stuff.

You know i always thought that STFU was just for Stuff you. But it isnt. Oh well thats what it means to me.

 

[Dave]

I'm not a lover of swearing myself, but I find this picture absolutely hilarious - http://homepage.mac.com/jaffa/.Pictures/stfu.jpg

 

[Newton]

I just got word from a recon patrol and it looks as if the Steam Plant (Steam Users) area may have had an infection. I recommend we quarintine the area until we know more.

I remember when a guy did a whole slew of those old WW2 posters for various things about Battlefield 1942 for things like plane camping and stuff.

 

[Idolon]

I think I have found out how they spread...
They start threads with weird topics in general discussion, forcing the mods to move them to other parts of the forum and thus spreading the plague.

this is serious indeed...