The most useless jobs in the world

[ríomhaire]

In your opinion, what are the most useless jobs. I think modeling.
Right, you're a model. Now, think what you job description is. To walk while wearing clothes, to walk while wearing clothes. I do it everyday, where the f*cks my paycheck!

 

[CptStern]

personal shoppers ...some people are just too ****ing greedy and spoiled


a clothing consultant ..basically someone who helps you shop for that $9000 armani dress at a high end store ...some of these people make as much as $80,000/yr for having next to no skills/education and selling clothing

 

[bryanf445]

i agree with modeling, its pretty stupid how much they get paid to walk up and down a stage.

 

[Dekstar]

Safety tester for a knife making company.
Games Tester for 3DRealms (ooooh)
That job where you make Dead people look good (They're dead - that's how they're supposed to look)
Speaking of that. Madonna.
Elvis Impersonator.
Safety Tester for an Acid developing company
Food tester (They get paid to eat!)

 

[Beerdude26]

Golf stick carrier. You take some metal sticks with you (most of the time they're in a cilinder with wheels under them. Wheels! You get paid thick wads of cash for pulling a light cart!

 

[Uriel]

HL2.net Moderator, man what a bunch of losers .

Ahahahaha, im jk.

 

[Shodan]

Nail technician
Politician

 

[Que-Ever]

Golf stick carrier. You take some metal sticks with you (most of the time they're in a cilinder with wheels under them. Wheels! You get paid thick wads of cash for pulling a light cart!

a caddy?

 

[xLostx]

HL2.net Moderator, man what a bunch of losers .

Ahahahaha, im jk.

ahaha beat me to it

 

[Nat Turner]

Most useless job:

Elevator boy?

 

[Parrot of doom]

'Safety Camera Operator' - the scum who operate speed cameras.

 

[The Mullinator]

Papparazi. Its always pathetic when people can make money through the populations pathetic obsession with people of fame.

 

[bvasgm]

Professional athlete.

 

[Gui!]

Prfessional footballer - only becuase they get paid way to much and that angers me. Wheres the need in giving people so much money a week!! aargh

 

[oldagerocker]

The man in club toilets who sprays you with aftershave for money.

 

[Icarusintel]

The man in club toilets who sprays you with aftershave for money.

i personally like that guy, he's always fun to talk to

 

[short recoil]

hmmmmm there are many, many pointless jobs but the ones that annoy me tend to be highly paid rediculously long names jobs that actually mean they do **** all.
"oh i'm a deputy sales representative working for a publishing company"
Basically their job involves sitting at a desk browsing websites and occaisionally picking up the phone.

I can't stand jobs like that, i don't think i could ever work in an office, the people that work hard in them are usually the ones that get paid bugger all.

 

[SimonomiS]

Prfessional footballer - only becuase they get paid way to much and that angers me. Wheres the need in giving people so much money a week!! aargh

I agree, footballers get paid a ludicrous amount of money.

 

[bvasgm]

Professional athlete.

QFMFT.

 

[xcellerate]

any athlete. If they love the game so much then they should be doing it for 50,000/yr. I know i would definitly take tiff nedell's job for 50k a year...hell probably even less than that.

 

[Kamikazie]

a Tellemarketer...those guys who call you to try to seel you shit that you dont need

 

[Kangy]

Tesco Security Guard.

 

[Shodan]

Half-Life2.net security guard

 

[Kamikazie]

best security in the whole freakin world!


BUT I KNOW THE SECRET TO GET THROUGH!

 

[gh0st]

my job.

 

[Kamikazie]

what tis your job?

 

[Evo]

"Junior Vice President of hypercompumegagiganet"

 

[Hazar]

Half-Life2.net security guard

qft

-Hazar

 

[Top Secret]

Not all models wear clothes. =)

 

[Qonfused]

Haha, awesome picture.

 

[WaterMelon34]

Ok, for a second there I got the vibe that you meant 3D modellers.

 

[Jintor]

Hygine Technician?

Nah, that's fairly useful... even if it is a glorified cleaner.

 

[CyberPitz]

Playgirl models. **** them, girls want pr0n, they can come to us.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Content writer. :x

 

[kirovman]

Half-Life2.net security guard

QF double T.

 

[Dekstar]

Content writer. :x

Pfft you don't do work. You just sit around all day spamming the forums with your EVIL smiley!!!

Having said that. I think the most stupid job ever would be those people who get paid to take part in random multiple choice surveys.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Half-Life2.net security guard

"Sorry, access denied! give me money first"

 

[kirovman]

"Sorry, access denied! give me money first"

"Give me money!"
"Access denied...until you give me money!"
"I hate you...unless you give me money!"
"They're refurbishing inside...with adware!"
"Hey catch me later, I'll buy you a Tesco value beer!"


Damn you, Desperate Dan! D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Still owes me a beer. :hmph:

 

[Cormeh]

Those dudes that hold the "Golf Sale" signs.